Gohmert: investigate Democrats for staging Charlotte neo-Nazi riot.

“Screwy” Louie Gohmert is back in the news cycle!

After the wide-spread condemnation of the club-swinging, automotive hit-and-run actions of the white supremacists in Charlottesville, Loony Louie (aka “Screwy” Louie, aka “Goober”) claims we’re aiming at the wrong targets.

Going beyond the “bothsiderism” of the Regressive Bullshit Machine and the “Some of the white supremacists were nice people” claim of the “so-called” president, Goober knows the real culprit. And, (surprise, surprise) he’s a Democrat.

No, it wasn’t “Obama done it,” for a change. Although some Regressive “whosit?” From Idaho (Oregon’s embarrassment of a neighbor) thinks so! Besides, Bullshit Mtn’s Ralph Peters claims the “Big O” was busy being responsible for the USS John McCain’s collision.

Sunday, Goober unvailed his crackpot conspiracy on Bullshit Mtn’s “Fox & Friends” (of Rump)

The way forward’s not gonna be easy. And I think the Justice Department needs a full investigation of the governor, of the mayor.

For those non-“Virginia politics nerds” that’s Governor Terry McAuliffe and Charlottesville Mayer Michael Signer. And, wouldn’t you know it? They’re both Dems.

Methinks deviltry is afoot! (Or at least seven or eight inches.)

Back to the filbert’s fantasy:

Screwy Louie thinks this is just the tippy-top of the pair’s nefarious deeds. According to him, they were behind all the violence at poor Don-Don’s rallies!

We have got to have this investigated. They were the violence (sic) at Trump events, and they may have been behind this violence getting started. They facilitated it, anyway.

Then on Monday, Goober hopped over to “Fox Business,” another neighborhood on Bullshit Mtn, to claim this is all a racist ploy by the Dems.

This has been stirred up. This is being driven by forces of evil that are so far beyond what normal people can think about.

There is a strategy to make race the number one issue in 2018 and 2020. They think it’s their ticket back this is going to blow up in their face,

Right now you’re probably asking yourself one of two questions.

  1. Did loony Louie run out of tinfoil? Or,
  2. Where the hell did he come up with this

Well, it turns out that Louie knows a guy who knows a guy that saw KKK and BLM members get off the same Greyhounds in Charlottesville. It’s obvious that they couldn’t have gotten on the buses at different stops! HELL NO! This is shear (VERY shear) proof of collusion.

We need an investigation as to what happened in Charlottesville! Who paid for the different groups to come in? Who ordered the funneling of those groups together? Who ordered to stand by while the violence goes on?

Stay tuned!

Grouchy

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