Ted Nugent: Gun Control Is A Jewish Conspiracy

Teddy ButtY’all might remember Teddy Nugent from his non-smash hit “Cat Scratch Fever(It made it up the charts all the way to #30 back in ’77) or maybe “Wang Dang, Sweet Poontang” was a fave in your pre-adolescent years.

However, you’re most likely to remember him for his tirades on how every “Real ‘Murican” should be armed to the teeth when he/she takes that perilous journey to the local Denny’s. (Who knows how many terrorists are hiding behind those menus?) Or maybe it’s his vow to be dead or in prison if the Big O was re-elected. Since neither came to pass, (darn it) methinks he could have been stretching the truth just a mite bit. (aka “Lied through his ass.”)

Well, here’s the latest idiocy from the ammosexual so cowardly, he shit his pants for a week to avoid the draft.

This week, ol’ “Shitty Britches” alerted the world to a brand new conspiracy that nobody else had caught. It seems, the Big O isn’t the only one after the gun-butts’ penile surrogates. It turns out that he’s just a tool of a vast Jewish conspiracy. To help spread the alarm, Teddy Boob posted the following rogue’s gallery:12687849_10153470914987297_6549701424036416709_n

Know these punks. They hate freedom, they hate good over evil, they would deny us the basic human right to self defense & to KEEP & BEAR ARMS while many of them have tax paid hired ARMED security! Know them well. Tell every1 you know how evil they are. Let us raise maximum hell to shut them down!

I gotta tell ya, it was a revolution of a revelation to me. First of all, until it was pointed out to me, I didn’t know that some of the people in this pernicious pack were Jewish. Secondly, I didn’t give a damn, but that’s another story.

I have to admit that the idea of Jews being anti-gun struck me as strange. Especially since Israel is one of the most heavily armed countries in the world. But then, I live in this world. I’m not sure which one Teddy occupies.

Evidently, this “plot exposure” didn’t go down too well, even with some of Teddy’s gun-butt buddies. For instance:

I call total f#@king bullshit here, I am jewish,conservative gun owner, this is just f#@king hate. I’ve always supported you but f#@k you Ted, lets run for generalizations, Many more christian lib gun haters, you sank low here, what’s next swaztikas?

That one got 701 “likes” so far.

Then there’s this one:

This is nothing short of conspiratorial anti-Semitism. Regardless of one’s views on gun control, this kind of scapegoating of an entire religious group is completely unacceptable and completely divorced from reality. It should go without saying that anti-Semitism has no place in the gun control debate. You should be ashamed for promoting anti-Semitic content, and we hope that good people on both sides of the gun control debate will reject his tactics and his message. We hope you will have the good sense to remove this share immediately so that it does not spread virally across the internet.

That one stands at 966 “likes” and counting.

Or this one:

Ted: As a religious Jew who testified with you in the Michigan Senate for relaxing gun laws and strengthening the 2nd Amendment, I’m absolutely disgusted but not at all surprised that you are showing what I always suspected: that you are a Jew-hater and a piece of crap. Ted Nugent Endorses Jews, then Announces He Hates Jews. Also, I’m sickened you invoke the slogan of Jewish Holocaust survivors, “Never Again” in mockery. Go to hell, asshole!

In fairness to ol’ “Shitty Britches” there were some supporters for this fantasy, like the former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, David Duke.

Ted Nugent was called anti-Semitic for saying that Jews lead the effort to take away our guns! If he is anti-Semitic so are all the Jewish organizations that boast of the fact that they lead the effort, including the ADL which called him an anti-Semite. If Jews have a problem with the truth then the truth is .. AntiSemitic!

The nation’s “Founding Daddies” knew that there was a downside to 1st Amendment rights. And, despite the likes of idiots like Teddy and propaganda outlets like Bullshit Mtn, I’m glad we have it. They are just a price we have to pay for that freedom. As Evelyn Beatrice Hall once stated,

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it. 

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Ted Nugent Calls Democrats ‘Sub-human Freaks’ (VIDEOS)

1tedgunsBack in 2012, Teddy Nugent had this to say about the upcoming election,

If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year. Why are you laughing? Do you think that’s funny? That’s not funny at all. I’m serious as a heart attack.

Since the poster boy for draft-dodging pedophiles is out and about, he must be: (A) an escaped con; (B) a zombie;  (C) a liar! (My money’s on (C), although (B) wouldn’t surprise me.)

Oh, and just in case you think I was slandering Teddy with the draft-dodging, pedophile remark, you can check out the pedophile link. I’ll have more to say about the draft-dodging a bit later, along with a special treat(?).

In his latest attempt to jump into the news cycle, the “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” writer/singer was a guest on Alex Jones’ “InfoWars” show on PrisonPlanet TV. Here’s some of the little brown deer “nuggets” he dropped in the conversation.

But here it is December 2015 and the whole world sucks, America sucks less, but we got a government, a media, and academia that are trying to catch up with Indonesia.

If Ted Nugent represents anything it’s that nothing is sacred and you can unleash the beast and when they express their beliefs about this criminal empire in the government of the United States of America, this freedom-hating, America-hating punk president and his entire —

I don’t care why he’s foaming at the mouth, I don’t care how he got rabies, he’s rabid, get rid of the damn dog,” he said. “When Old Yeller brings us slippers, give him a biscuit; when he foams at the mouth, you shoot him between the eyes. Any questions? You got to do it. America, you got to cleanse this country.

If I didn’t laugh I’d probably throw up blood, it’s so insane…Democrats are “subhuman freaks” who want Nugent et al to be “bending over and taking it in the ass.”

For those, strong of stomach, or have a large bottle of Emetrol handy, here’s the whole megillah:

On a not totally unrelated note, back in the 60’s, when Teddy’s number came up and it was time to go “defend the country” in Viet Nam, Mr. Macho had a different plan. Some of you may have heard about the story. For those of you who haven’t, here it is, in his own words, In an October, 1977 “High Times” interview.

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ‘em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin’ awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I’ve always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherfucker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn’t know and I’m vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was – ‘cause I was really into bein’ clean and on the ball – I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn’t believe the smell. They were ridiculin’ me and pushin’ me around and I was cryin’, but all the time I was laughin’ to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, “Oh my God, put those back on! You fucking swine you!” Then they had a urine test and I couldn’t piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin’ up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin’ up. So I went home and cleaned up.

They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They’d call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I’d make an incredible army man. I’d be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I’d have the baddest bunch of motherfuckin’ killers you’d ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn’t into it. I was too busy doin’ my own thing, you know?

Oh yes and before I forget, here’s the “special treat(?):