Sarah Palin Don’t Love Teddy Cruz No More

Palin & PigOnce upon a time Sarah and Teddy were soulmates. Palin was even credited (by Palin) with making Teddy win that Texas senate seat he wanted soooo much. But, as that old Monkee’s tune goes, “That was then, this is now.” Old flames flicker out and new bonfires begin. The half-wit, half-term gubenor saw greener pastures (probably because of all the cow pies strewn about) down New York way and became a Trump frump.

When she joined hairball’s harem, she dropped a teensy weensy little hint that she’d just LOVE to be part of the vienna sausage’s administration in case Hell froze over and he was actually elected. She was especially excited about heading up the Energy Department so she could kill it and go home. (You may have noticed that silly Sarah doesn’t like to hold a job too long.) Hairball responded that he would LOVE to have Sarah. Of course, Politifact’s “Liar of the Year” is none other than the hairy one, so maybe Sarah shouldn’t hold her breath too long. (On the other hand, maybe she should.)

I’m sure that in Palin’s fertile little fantasy factory, (The one housed between her ears.) she was convinced that she could do for hairball, what she did for Cruzy.  However, despite her endorsement, she couldn’t even swing her home state as The DONALD came in 2nd to Cruzy. (By his own definition, that makes the hairy one a LOSER!)Donald-Trump-mocked-over-no-one-remembers-second-place-tweet-after-Iowa-caucus-defeat-On-Youtube Flash forward to today. (Well, a couple of days ago, actually. March 10th to be exact.) Sarah (or her ghost writer) went ballistic on Facebook. It seems Cruzy made a truthful statement for once when he said,

Donald does well with voters who have relatively low information, who are not that engaged and who are angry and they see him as an angry voice.

Of course, Cruzy should have included his own base in that comment, but while Cruzy is many things, (most of them pretty bad) he is NOT stupid.

For “stupid,” with a dash of “catty,” lets switch back to Sarah and the FB post.

The arrogance of career politicians is something at which the rest of us chuckle, but Cruz’s latest dig strays from humorous into downright nasty. Cruz is right, though – independent, America-first, commonsense conservatives supporting Donald Trump ARE “low information” when it comes to having any information on Cruz’s ability to expand the conservative movement, beat Hillary Clinton, unify and lead the nation.

She goes on to blast him for his lack of achievement in his half-term. (You have to admit, Sarah is well versed in lack of achievement in a half-term.) She then accuses him for “inviting more illegal aliens to flood our porous borders by enticing families with benefits and literal gifts (like teddy bears and soccer balls)?”

Palin is also angry with Cruzy’s surrogate, Glenn (Conspiracies-R-Me) Beck. Seems Beck had the temerity to say what a lot of others are saying,

I believe Trump, whether he knows it or not, is grooming brown shirts.

Palin or her ghost writer, there are a lot of big (over four letters) words in the post, goes on to blast her former bff for crony capitalism, his “campaign’s shenanigans” and his “holier-than-thou narcissism.

There is a lot more venom in there, but don’t take my word for it. Check out the post (and then stay for the comments.)

Rafael Cruz: My Son Will Be America’s King Josiah (VIDEO) (AUDIO)

Pair of CruzysCruzy’s crazy old man, Rafael, is back in the news. It was just last month that Rafael had gone on Dove TV’s “Focus Today” to state that Teddy’s run for the White House was divinely sanctioned.

It was as if there was a presence of the Holy Spirit in the room and we all were at awe and Ted, all that came out of his mouth, he said, ‘Here am I Lord, use me. Here am I Lord, I surrender to whatever Your will for my life is.’ And it was at that time that he felt a peace about running for president of the United States.

Then, last Friday, he visited Sandy Rios at the Khristian controlled National Religious Broadcasters Convention. Since Cruzy is Sandy’s preferred candidate in the Regressive presidential wannabe contests, it was only natural that the two filberts get together.

o-SANDY-RIOS-facebookSandy, if you haven’t had the displeasure of meeting her, is the American Family Association’s Governmental Affairs Director. She’s also a Bullshit Mtn. contributor and a talk radio host (“Sandy Rios in the Morning). Some of you may remember her from some of her greatest (s)hits, such as “Migrant Kids Spread Disease Because They Don’t Know ‘How To Go To The Bathroom Properly,” “Secular Jews Have Been The Worst Enemies of the Country,” “Children are ‘Sexually Abused’ by ‘Homosexual Advocacy’ in Schools” and “Gay Rainbows Increase Terrorism Threat For America.”

In their discussion, Rafael repeated his earlier claim that his son’s run for the White House was divinely sanctioned. He then went on to describe a crises in the making.

…with the death of Antonin Scalia, we are in such a precarious balance in the Supreme Court, one more liberal justice and we will lose all of our freedoms.
The solution to the crises was, of course, his son, since only he could be trusted to put a “conservative” butt on the bench. (Not his exact words.)
Since Cruzy’s whole campaign is based on bolstering his Khristian filbert base, Sandy asked him,
Where is God in this campaign for you? I mean, I know you think your son is uniquely qualified; many, many people feel that same way, what if God does not grant that? What do you think that means to us?
After that nerf-ball pitch, Rafael swung his bat.

America has been just declining so much that you could say that, perhaps, there is judgment for America. But you know, look at the example of Josiah, King Josiah, in the Old Testament. The people of Israel, where judgment was imminent, because a godly man, a man that brought the people back to the law – and what just happened is judgment was deferred, and so it restored confidence in the people.

All we need is a leader that will take us back to the Judeo-Christian principles, to the rock-solid principles of the Constitution, that will make America again that exceptional country that will take us back to where there’s freedom, there is opportunity, there is the ability for any American with hard work and perseverance to achieve any of their dreams.

 Teddy would save ‘Murica by “removing taxes, removing regulations and cutting down the size, power and scope of the federal government as a servant to We the People.
Sandy had another nerf-ball pitch ready.
But if Christians don’t make the right choice, and you know what, they are tormented, I hear from them all the time, some of them think that Trump has the charisma, the machismo, as it were, to turn this whole thing around and they think that maybe he can win because of his pop culture appeal and so they’re torn about who they should support.

Refael warned Khristians to avoid a charismatic candidate who only offers “empty words” and “elect a man who is calm, who is not driven by emotion, because that could lead us astray very quickly.”

Final thoughts on “God endorsed” candidates. They all seem to be right wing Regressives and they all lose. Makes me wonder if Big Daddy’s a practical joker and if he is, who’s the joke on?

Stay tuned!

Glenn Beck: Elect Cruz Or Face Violent Revolution (VIDEOS)

Have you noticed how often Regressives and “Khristians” predict doom and gloom if things don’t go the way they want?

From Michele Bachmann predicting WWIII if the Iran deal went through,

With his Iran deal, Barack Obama is for the 300 million souls of the United States what Andreas Lubitz was for the 150 souls on the German Wings flight – a deranged pilot flying his entire nation into the rocks. After the fact, among the smoldering remains of American cities, the shocked survivors will ask, why did he do it?

To Rick Wiles claiming Big Daddy might fireball ‘Murica if SCOTUS didn’t rule against marriage equality,

America will be brought to its knees, there will be pain and suffering at a level we’ve never seen in this country. The word that I hear in my spirit is ‘fire.’ I do not know if it refers to riots or looting or war on American soil or a fireball from space. I simply know that a sweeping, consuming fire will come across the United States of America and this country will be charred and burned.

Not to be outdone by these “amateurs,” ol’ Glenn “Conspiracies-R-Me” Beck has chimed in with his half penny’s worth. Earlier this month, while claiming his filbert fantasies turn out to be true “80% of the time, or maybe more,” he claimed that if ‘Murica elected a socialist (Bernie), an authoritarian (Hairball), or status quo candidate (Hillary, Marcobot, Bush League II, a revolution would engulf the country.

I guess people were ignoring him or were too busy laughing to pay close attention because he brought this crackpot claim up again yesterday, on the campaign trail in Nevada.

He had the tea potty’s fav-o-rite pseudo-historian and graduate of Oral Roberts University, David Barton, (As a “historian,” he’s hysterical, if you’re into bad jokes.) on as a guest and they were crying in their beer (The root variety for Glenn, since he’s Mormon.) about poor Cruzy’s lousy 3rd place finish in S.C. In between sobs, the Beckster regurgitated his fantasy that the country would be mired in a revolution within a decade. Burton, who runs a pro-Cruzy PAC, readily agreed, saying his expert analysis of the exit polls confirmed this. (Sorry, but Burton couldn’t read the directions on a box of aspirin and get it right.)

Beck chimed in,

I’m telling you, we are on the path for revolution and a violent revolution. Right now, we’re talking about a velvet revolution, but if we make the wrong choice at this point – and I’ll make this case based on the polls and what we’re seeing and nobody in the media … they’re going to mock it. Don”t mock this warning! Please, don’t mock this warning.

Stay tuned!

Another Weird Week in Cruz(y) Country (VIDEO)

Cruzy the ClownWhen the Regressive presidential wannabes boarded the Bozo Bus (Last cycle’s Clown Car is way too small this time around.) I figured Teddy Boy Cruz would be the biggest filbert in the batch. Little did I realize how stiff the competition was going to be. He’s not only been out-nuttied by Dr. Ben Crazy, but most of all, by The Great American Hairball, the DONALD, himself. But, Teddy Boy is crazy like a fox. Truth be told, he’s probably the smartest Bozo on the bus. (He’s a Hahvuhd alumni and all that.)

While His Hariness sucked up all the media hot air and Dr. Crazy climbed the hill and jumped off the cliff, (His poll numbers are in free fall.) Cruzy was stocking up the Benjamins, (As of the last reporting period, he had the most cash on hand.) me too-ing the DONALD and reaching out to religious troglodytes. His semi-stealth campaign (Well, semi-stealth for him, anyway.) is starting to pay dividends. As Dr. Crazy was burnishing his idiot savant credentials, a lot of his base decided he was too wacko even for them. The prime beneficiary of the outflux turned out to be Cruzy.

If fact, the top political story on Monday would have been a Monmouth University poll that showed Cruzy leading His Hairness in Iowa, 24% to 19%. That is, it would have been if not for the DONALD doing his best impression of Uncle Adolf to date. There are those (myself included) who speculate that Trump went on his Islamophobic rampage to distract attention from the poll. (Btw, it worked beautifully, with the added bonus of boosting Trumps poll numbers up several notches.)

But, that’s just Monday. Let’s check out some of the other goings on in Cruzy Country this past week. (BYO nose plugs.)

Last Saturday, Teddy Boy addressed the “Rising Tide Summit” in Iowa.

We will utterly destroy ISIS. We will carpet bomb them into oblivion. I don’t know if sand can glow in the dark, but we’re going to find out.

Sand glowing in the dark? Well, nukes would probably cause the sand to glow. He can’t be referring to conventional bombs, because we have dropped so many on ISIS already (20,000+) that we’re running out.

Dropping nukes in Syria or Iraq is NOT a good idea. There are somewhere between 30,000 and 100,000 ISIS fighters in the area. A nuclear attack could kill millions, mostly innocent civilians, radicalizing even more of the Arab middle east. Then there’s the refugee problem. Even the credible threat of a nuclear strike would cause so many to flee that the current problem would look like a Sunday picnic by comparison.

Here’s his speech. (Keep the Emetrol handy.)

At a press conference on Tuesday, he claimed that he didn’t agree with the DONALD’s proposal, while at the same time, he applauded his leadership on immigration.  (That’s known as having it both ways.) He also took the opportunity to join with Texas governor, Greg Abbott, in proposing a moratorium on Syrian refugees and allowing Islamophobic governors to opt out of letting refugees settle in their state. (Like most Regressives, Teddy Boy has a very twisted view of the Constitution, especially in the federal supremacy area.)

Also on Tuesday, Cruzy held a climate denying hearing, inviting several anti-climate change witnesses. It was extremely one-sided to say the least. Here’s a few of Teddy Boys’ bovine droppings:

CO2 isn’t bad, because we’ve had more CO2 in our atmosphere then we have right now.

Actually, that statement is true. The last time that happened was millions of years ago. Back then, the world’s seas were up to 100 feet higher than they are today, and the global average surface temperature was up to 11°F warmer than it is now.

Arctic and Antarctic ice are both increasing.

Partially true. While the Antarctic land is shrinking, the Antarctic sea ice is increasing. However, Antarctic sea ice melts every year. As far as Arctic ice, check out the chart.Figure31-300x224

It doesn’t matter than 97 percent of scientists agree about climate change, because 97 percent of scientists said the sun rotated around the earth in the 1600s.

In the 1600’s scientists didn’t use the scientific method. Scientists were philosophers and ideologues, thinking about what made sense to them, rather than conducting experiments.

Satellite data shows no warming for the last 18 years.

13 of the 15 warmest years ever recorded have happened since the year 2000. This year we are about  to set a new record as the hottest year ever recorded.

Is it any wonder that Michael Mann, a Pennsylvania State University meteorology professor wrote,

This individual understands less about science (and climate change) than the average kindergartner. That sort of ignorance would be dangerous in a doorman, let alone a president.
On Wednesday, this avid anti-terrorist skipped two senate hearings on homeland security and ISIS. One featured FBI Director, James Comey, discussing the San Berardino shooting and the other was Senate Armed Services Committee hearing on America’s strategy to combat ISIS. Teddy Boy had other plans for the day. He was up in NYC hustling Wall Street money. (Hey, important things prevail.)

Which brings us to today. (Thursday) Bob Vander Platts, an extremely influential (with troglodytes) Iowa powerbroker/evangelical leader gave Cruzy his endorsement.

The extraordinary leader that we need for these extraordinary times is U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz.

Stay tuned!

Cruz: ‘No meaningful risk’ of Christians committing terrorism

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Ted Cruz’s latest verbal bovine bowel movement is a doozy! And this is a man renowned world-wide for his oral shits.

There is no meaningful risk of Christians committing acts of terror. If there were a group of radical Christians pledging to murder anyone who had a different religious view than they, we would have a different national security situation.

Since 9/11, Regressives have used Islamophobia to stir up fear (and votes). Since the Paris bombings, they’ve been focused on the Syrian refugees fleeing from the horrors of civil war and especially ISIS, the group that claims responsibility for the bombings. However, since the ISIS terrorists are Islamic and the refugees are Islamic, they must be in cahoots. (In real life, Cahoots (Crisis Assistance Helping Out On The Streets) is a crisis center in Eugene, Oregon.) 

This has resulted in a number of (mostly red state) governors that have declared that they would not allow any Islamic refugees in their states. (Chris Christie said he wouldn’t even let 5 year old Muslims into New Jersey.) Unfortunately for them, they can’t do a damn thing about it, except yell. The Constitution gives that power to the federal government, not the states. (See: Hines v. Davidowitz, the Refugee Act of 1980. and/or Arizona v. United States.)

There have also been Regressive presidential wannabes almost unanimously screaming that we should shut our doors to the refugees, or at the most, only let in those of the “Christian” persuasion.

Which brings us back to Teddy and his incredible claim that there’s no risk of “Christian terrorism.” He uttered the above quote to a South Carolina audience to justify that only Syrian Christians should be admitted. 12208597_1000832476676473_2021091142279352516_nHe went on to claim that at least one of the Paris terrorists was a refugee. So, naturally, we couldn’t take the chance of several coming to the U.S. However, the evidence suggests that the Syrian visa that was found, is a fake.

Now, I know he’s as much Cuban/Canadian as he is American, but as a senator, you’d think he’d know a bit more American history as well as current events. However, it seems that he doesn’t. (Or he’s just plain lying!) In either case, let me bring him up to speed on this.

First, the one everybody knows about, but is actually one of the smaller groups (est 6000 +/-) nowadays: the KKK. For a bit of history on the first two incarnations of the KKK, check out “The Tea Potty (pt. 2 The Knights in Cotton Armor).” While their history up to the 60’s is one of extreme violence, nowadays, while still a “hate group,” they’re mostly mouth.

However, there have been a plethora of “Christian” groups that have risen in their place. Under the umbrella of the Christian Identity Movement are such groups as The Army of God, Aryan Nations and The Covenant, The Sword, and the Arm of the Lord.

The Army of God has been responsible for:

  • Killing Dr. David Gunn, an OB-GYN;
  • Killing Dr. John Britton and his bodyguard James Barrett;
  • Killing two Planned Parenthood receptionists in Brookline MA;
  • The Olympic Park bombing in Atlanta;
  • Killing Dr. George Tiller.

Aryan Nations, and its subset, The Order, has been responsible for:

  • An $3.6 million armored car robbery, to fund a hoped-for race war;
  • The murder of Denver talk radio host Alan Berg;
  • Firing more than 70 rounds from a submachine gun at a Jewish community center in Los Angeles, wounding five people and then killing a Filipino-American postal worker.

The Covenant, The Sword, and the Arm of the Lord has been responsible for:

  • The firebombing of an Indiana synagogue;
  • The arson of a Missouri church;
  • An attempted bombing of a pipeline supplying Chicago with natural gas.

The Oklahoma City bomber, Timothy McVeigh, was heavily influenced by the Christian Identity Movement. Another Identity sympathizer, Jim David Adkisson, entered the Knoxville Unitarian Universalist Church and interrupted a children’s play with a hail of gunfire, killing two and injuring 7 others.

Then there are the “lone wolves” of the Phinehas Priesthood. The Phinehas Priesthood is not an actual organization. There isn’t a “Phinehas Church” per se. You can belong to any Christian church, (preferably one of the wing-nut ones). To become a Phinehas Priest, you just have to consider yourself one. They’ve been responsible for:

  • Murdering a man because he had a Mexican girlfriend;
  • Bombings from Washington state to Florida and beyond;
  • 22 Bank robberies in seven states
  • Shooting up a bank and police station and the attempted arson of a Mexican Consulate.

There’s more groups and more acts of terror, but you get the message.

Too bad Cruz doesn’t!

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