Trump’s Love of Gold Extends to Showers? Who Knew?

Donald_Trump_by_Gage_Skidmore_2Oh, dem golden showers Oh dem golden showers

Dem golden showers I’se goin’ to take Because they get me off.*

*With apologies to James K Bland. (Writer of “Golden Slippers”)

Believe it or not, writing rants and raves requires a bit of research. (I don’t mind if my snarks misfire, but I HATE it if my facts do.)

Some days, when I’m trying to sift through sites like “Brietbart,” Trunews,” or “InfoWars,” it’s like trying to find a needle in a shitstack. Other days, Mother Google alone, will shower me with a plethora of golden goodies. This has been one of those days. (The latter, not the former.)

As you’ve probably heard, unless you’ve been living on that asteroid that barely missed earth last Monday (1/9/16), Donald Trump (aka “Herr Rump, aka “Duh Fuhrer-to-be”) has reportedly been engaging in some naughty, naughties with several Soviet strumpets.

He’s accused of a lot of other nefarious acts, some of which border on TREASON! (Some may even sneak over the border.) However, humanity being what humanity is, it’s the sexual highjinks (lowjinks?) that have hit the headlines. (This one included.)

Since political, religious and sexual picadillos are my passion, (as well as great fodder for posts) I decided to throw my cent and a half worth in.

As I inferred before, research on this was easy peasy! Here’s what I mean:15940786_1579009972112697_127471616537975328_n“trump supporters regret voting for him”

This one got about 1,220,000 results in 0.50 seconds. Of course there are a lot of causes for voter regret and a lot of them have nothing to do with whizzing. (Come to think about it, I wonder if that’s how he maintains his “golden glow.”) Several of these references go back days or weeks.

“trump shower pee”

This one might be a bit confusing because he didn’t pee in the shower. (At least, not that I know of. And, to be honest, I don’t want to “know of.”) He was showered on the bed, which gives a whole new dimension to “wet the bed.”

“trump pee”

This one brought up a number of interesting headlines, including my favorite: “Golden showers’ rain on Trump’s victory parade in a pee-for-all scandal

“gopocalypse”

Lest you think I snuck this one in to keep my boss happy…..(Well, actually, I did.) Although, we did do a post on it a couple days ago.

“trump pee party”

This was used in the headlines of a number of posts. Not sure if that was the best they could think of, or they were Lewis Carroll fans.

“did trump pee on hookers?”

Questions in headlines always draw more clicks. (That’s one reason I used two in mine.) However, as far as I know, it was the other way around. This falls under misleading, and to be honest, I’m not a big fan of “misleading.”

“trump pee pants”

I’m not sure about that. Maybe he depends on “Depends.” Interestingly, (at least to me) this brought up a link to GOPocalypse’s aforementioned post: The Top 15 Responses To Trump’s Golden Shower Bombshell That Will Surely Make You Pee A Little Too

“donald trump pee in hotel”

As much as I don’t mind being unfair to Herr Rump, this one pushes it a bit. I mean, haven’t we all peed in a hotel?

“keith olbermann trump video”

Not quite sure if this was a good search inquiry. Keith does videos about Trump a couple times a week lately.

Anyway, all this should give you a sample of the various search terms used to pursue the salacious details. (Not to mention, give me a post of approximately 600 words.)

In parting, let me leave you with the immortal words of my grandpappy:

It’s better to be pissed off, than pissed on!

Is Sex Star Suing Josh Duggar For Abuse?

Danica DillonBack in September, I wrote a post (Is Josh Duggar Into ‘Rough Sex’ Adultery?) about Josh’s sexual “indiscretions” with porn star, Danica Dillon. In describing the encounter, Danica had this to say,

He was manhandling me, basically tossing me around like I was a rag doll. It was very traumatic. I’ve had rough sex before, but this was terrifying.

And Josh, being the gentleman that he isn’t, not only “stiffed” her sexually with his wrapless willie, he also “stiffed” her for $500 of her $1,500 fee. Btw, at the time, Josh was a lobbyist for the Family Research Council. (You know, the pro-marriage “Family Values” group.) Oh, and wifey Anna was pregnant at the time with their fourth child.

He later apologized for the roughness and had a second session with her. (I’m assuming she got the money up front that time.

I looks like the apology wasn’t quite enough! (About $500,000 short of enough.)

Despite his apology, according to Ms Dillon, who’s real name is Ashley Stamm-Northup, during the second session, “he engaged in identical tortious conduct” causing her severe emotional and physical damages.

According to “In Touch Weekly,” the prime source of many of the Duggar’s public relations woes since breaking the story about Josh’s original pedophilia experiments, Danica is suing Josh for Battery, to the tune of $500,000.final-josh-court-doc1final-josh-court-doc2

final-josh-court-doc3In the lawsuit, which was filed on Tuesday (11/17/15), Ms Dillon states that Duggar “manhandled” her to the point that she “felt as if she were being raped by the defendant” and that she is currently being treated for severe anxiety by a psychiatrist.

In an interview with “People”, her attorney, Marc Frumer said,

While sex may be consensual, an assault and battery is clearly beyond the scope of any consent.

He also stated that he expects the case to be resolved in 9 to 18 months.

No comment, so far, from the Duggars, their attorney, or their public relations flack.

So, in regard to the headline, it looks like the answer is “Yup!”

And, may I add that it couldn’t happen to a more deserving anal pit.