Wingnut: Stop Funding Planned Parenthood And God Will Heal All Disease (Video)

Gordon Klingenschmitt is one of those “Khristian” (As opposed to “Christian,” which he ain’t!) troglodytes that gets the eminations of his oral and anal cavities mixed up!

I won’t go deep into his history, (If you want to, start here!) other than to mention that he was a chaplin in the navy, built a “ministry” around a lie about his court martial that got him kicked out, and then found enough stupid people in Colorado to elect him to office. Although, even they weren’t stupid enough to elect him again. (He lost in the primary.)

Since then he’s back with his ministry and a regular on the “Pepe the Frog” circuit. Oh, and he has a program, ironically named “Pray in Jesus Name,” even though, where J.C. preached love, he preaches hate!

On his program last week, he weighed in on the Senate battle over its “DeathCare” bill. According to Gordo-head, we don’t need no stinking bill. All we have to do is make the government quit funding Planned Parenthood abortions and the “Guy in the sky” will “heal your diseases.”

He claims the politicians fighting to keep Planned Parenhood abortion funding “are being influenced by a demonic spirit because they want to kill children with your taxpayer dollars” Of course, almost every group that Gordo-head doesn’t like is, according to him, influenced by demonic spirits.

For instance:

  • The Disney Corp for making “Beauty & the Beast(The movie was made to turn kids gay.);
  • ABC TV for creating a show with a gay minister (Heaven forbid, or at least, Gordo-head forbid.);
  • Gays (Of course!);
  • The Supreme Court (I did a post on that a couple of years ago.);
  • And ex-President Obama! (You knew that one was coming!)

There’s a whole bunch more, but you get the idea.

Back to his latest oral bowel movement:

You know what the solution to America’s healthcare crisis is? Obey the Ten Commandments, stop funding abortion, stop funding child killing and God will heal your diseases, America. The supernatural blessing of healing is available if we stop working with the demonic spirit of murder…we would receive [Big Daddy’s] healing and wouldn’t need to rely on socialist healthcare.

A couple of inconvenient “truth bombs” that either G-h is to ignorant to be aware of, or just get in the way of his rants:

  1. THERE IS NO FEDERAL FUNDING FOR ABORTIONS! Whether it’s to Planned Parenthood or Joe’s All Night Garage and Fetus Killing Palace!
  2. There are a number of countries where abortions are illegal and I haven’t noticed Big D jumping in and curing all their diseases.

But, then again, what is truth to a bozo that makes his bucks selling hate and lies?

Stay tuned!

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Wing-nut Site “Proves” Planned Parenthood Killer is a Liberal (VIDEO)

terroristcolFIYesterday (11/28/15), I wrote a post on the Regressive reaction to the Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood murders. The reaction was about what I expected from these troglodytes. It ran the gamut from trying to claim it was all a botched bank robbery, to a call for Planned Parenthood to apologize for saying something they hadn’t said, to calling the murderer a hero, to (altogether now) “IT’S OBAMA’S FAULT!” The only claim I didn’t run across was that a liberal was responsible for the killings.

I didn’t look hard enough! Enter stage right (extreeeeme right): “AMERICA’S FREEDOM FREEDUMB FIGHTERS

AFF, to those of its readers that struggle with words over four letters, is a fountain of male bovine fecal matter. I’ll treat(?) you to a quick glance at some of the site’s head (as in toilet) lines before I get to the subject of this rant:


  • Liberal COWARDS Make SICKENING Move In Middle Of The Night To DESTROY America’s Heritage… (That one was about some state workers moving a 10 Commandments monument from the Oklahoma Capitol grounds to a conservative think(?) tank’s grounds.)
  • ATHEISTS DECLARE ALL OUT WAR! NOW THEY’RE TARGETING YOUR CHILDREN! (Atheists had the audacity to put up the billboard below.)atheists
  • OUTRAGEOUS!!! Islamic group gets go-ahead to cut crosses off NY church! (It seems that the church was sold  to an Isamic group for conversion to a Mosque named “The Mosque of Jesus Son of Mary” and the cross isn’t an Islamic icon.)
  • Three Of These Republican Presidential Candidates DON’T Own A Gun… (Ah yes, what’s a better place for a post about guns than under “Religion”.)


  • ANOTHER BANKER FOUND DEAD IN APPARENT MURDER-SUICIDE (VIDEO) (They’re entertained by a murder-suicide? That’s SICK!)

And finally, what could be more apropos for an entertainment post than this;


There’s tons more, but I think you’ve got the flavor and I need to get back on point.

  • BOMBSHELL: Colorado Shooter Is A LEFT-WING LIBERAL LUNATIC! Here’s The BIZARRE Part(Actually, as you’ll notice, the whole damn post is BIZZARE!)

The post starts out by purporting to show a voter registration form in which the shooter (I refuse to publicize the asshole’s name!)  claims to be female. However, the links on the form don’t link so there’s no way to confirm that it’s real. Even if it is real, which I have my doubts, he could have just been drunk or confused. (He doesn’t appear to be the brightest bulb in the tulip patch.)

The post writer then states that the killings may not have had anything to do with Planned Parenthood.

One FACT liberals are missing is that the shooting actually began at a nearby Chase Bank. It’s entirely possible his motives had nothing to do with Planned Parenthood.

The problem with that claim is that it’s a lie. According to the Colorado Springs Police Department,

This incident did start with the Planned Parenthood building.

The post then goes on to highlight his criminal past which mostly consists of minor traffic violations, a couple counts of cruelty to animals and a “peeping tom” charge. He was found innocent in the cruelty charges and the “peeping tom” charge was dropped.

While the above may not prove one thing or another to you and me, the post writer knows better.

Now, being A CHRISTIAN RIGHT WINGER myself, I consider myself to be a good judge of who is a right wing patriot and who is a liberal scumbag.

The writer then proceeds to list the “proofs” that the domestic terrorist isn’t a white right-wing christian domestic terrorist after all, he’s a white left-wing christian domestic terrorist.

  1. A man who thinks he’s a woman- LIBERAL
  2. A man who commits acts of cruelty to animals- LIBERAL
  3. Being a ‘peeping Tom’DEFINITELY A LIBERAL

You won’t see the liberal lamestream media report this as they are hell bent on blaming the right wing Christian terrorist because after all, we are the biggest threat to America, right?

Look, they want to take our guns, our religion, our rights and transform America into a socialist cesspool. Liberals are scumbags.

There you have it folks, proof positive (if your I.Q. is 65 or lower) that the terrorist isn’t a right-winger, he’s a damned Libtard!

Of course, there is the inconvenient (for the post writer) fact that according to a police official, the domestic terrorist made a comment about “no more baby parts” after his arrest. For a bit more on that, check out Planned Parenthood Domestic Terrorist: ‘No More Baby Parts’.

Regressive Reaction to the Planned Parenthood Murders


In the wake of the Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood murders, the Regressive reaction is about what you’d expect. (Which is, in itself, a sad commentary of the state of this nation.)

The first attempt at claiming this wasn’t a terrorist attack on PP (Which it is!*) was Breitbart and others claiming the shooter was a bank robber, chased away from Chase. (Four “Pinocchios” on that one.)

According to the Colorado Springs Police Department,

This incident did start with the Planned Parenthood building.

As the situation developed, the CEO of Planned Parenthood Rocky Mountains released a statement that said in part,

We don’t yet know the full circumstances and motives behind this criminal action, and we don’t yet know if Planned Parenthood was in fact the target of this attack.

In response, while the shooting was still going on in the Planned Parenthood building, Regressive congressman, Adam Kinzinger, went on CNN to demand an apology from Planned Parenthood if the killing wasn’t about Planned Parenthood. (Which she hadn’t said it was.)

If we find out he was not targeting Planned Parenthood, I would fully expect an apology from the Planned Parenthood director for saying that.

So, since Planned Parenthood was the target, can we expect an apology from congressman, Andam Kinzinger? (Don’t hold your breath!)B

While it unfolded, both Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders expressed their support of Planned Parenthood.

Today and every day, we – Hillary

We proudly of Colorado Springs and the brave law enforcement personnel who fought to protect it. – Bernie

And, from the passengers on the “Bozo Bus,” we heard                                              (cue the crickets.)

Given their history of spewing verbal diarrhea, it’s probably for the best that they kept their traps shut. Although, in fairness, Teddy Cruz did issue a tweet,

Praying for the loved ones of those killed, those injured & first responders who bravely got the situation under control in Colorado Springs.

(Because praying helps so much more than actually taking action to reduce the number of these situations.)

And then came the avalanche of twits tweeting on twitter:

Is it a drone free zone? Bomb the planned death center.

Well I guess as active shooters go, you can’t choose a better place to have your little rampage

Too bad the abortion doctor and the nursing staff weren’t all killed.

planned parenthood kills a million babies and no one bats and eye. but 1 brave hero tries to put a stop to that, everybody loses their minds.

It’s probably a black guy that couldn’t get a 10 piece chicken nugget from McDonalds going on a rampage….

their only shooting liberals  so like who really cares

Stupid  PP is a hard target, wait for them to leave and follow them home and get them there.

PlannedParenthood butchers babies and you cry terrorism over a lone gunman.

PlannedParenthood is upset they cannot sell police officer’s body parts.

And, you knew this one was coming.

obama set this one up!!!! he is so sick!!!

Of course this last comment was right up Bullshit Mtn’s alley. (If a mountain can have an alley.) They brought on one of their “experts” (an ex-cop) who had this to say,

Again, this is our president acting like a fool. I mean to see something like this, we noticed when the attacks occurred in Paris, when the cops were in their car getting attacked, we have to prepare ourselves. This is a war. We’re against… terrorists are against this country.

He’s partially right. This was a terrorist act. But, guess what? The terrorist wasn’t ISIS, an Syrian refugee, a Muslim or even a black. He’s a white “christian.”

This is the direct result of the lies and demagoguery of the Regressive politicians, pundits and political organizations. The blood is on their hands, although they’ll refuse to take any blame. In fact, if the past is any indication, they will decide that this wasn’t a terrorist act, it was simply a shooting by a poor mentally disturbed “lone wolf.”

*Terrorism is the unlawful use of force and violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives.Federal Bureau of Investigation