Is A Nevada Lawmaker Endorsing Killing Cops?

FioreGunCops-1024x575Michele Fiore is a well-known “gun-boob,” but claiming that killing cops is ok?

For those of you who haven’t had the displeasure of meeting Ms Fiore, a bit of background is in order. Ms Fiore is the Assemblywoman representing the folks around NW Loss Wages, Nevada. (How well, is a matter for her constituents to decide.)PostCards_6x9_CS

Now, bear in mind that this is the state that so generously shared such political filberts as Sue (Pay your doctor with a chicken) Lowden and Sharron (2nd Amendment Remedy) Angle.

I first ran across this Sarah Palin/Michele Bachmann mashup a little over a year ago when I wrote a post about her incredible discovery of the cause and cure of cancer. It seems medical researchers have been wasting their time and a lot of money when the cause is simple and the cure is cheap.

If you have cancer, which I believe is a fungus, and we can put a pic line into your body and we’re flushing with, say, salt water, sodium cardonate ([sic] through that line and flushing out the fungus. These are some procedures that are not FDA-approved in America that are very inexpensive, cost-effective.

(For you non chemistry majors, sodium carbonate (Na2CO3) is commonly called “washing soda.” It’s used as a water softener.)

She’s also come up with a cure for the raging pimp problems this country is facing.

Instead of warm and fuzzy stickers and extended jail sentences why aren’t you serious about the sex offenders these pimps, come with the castration bill, come with a bill that will stop people in their tracks. You know it, like you want to get serious about stopping sex trafficking, so let’s get a serious bill before us.

And, she has graciously shared her infantile wisdom on the cure for campus rapes – ARMED COEDS!

If these young, hot little girls on campus have a firearm, I wonder how many men will want to assault them. The sexual assaults that are occurring would go down once these sexual predators get a bullet in their head.

Have I mentioned that Ms Fiore is a gun boob? Check out her Christmas card from last December.merryfiore2

And, of course, there’s her calendar:FioreGun1-1024x596

Oh, and I probably should mention that she’s a Bundy family fan. She was a supporter of Cliven Bundy in his fight to keep from paying $1,000,000 in fees for grazing rights on government land, which led to the Bundy Ranch Standoff (aka the “Battle of Bunkerville“).

And, she generously offered to ride along and comfort the Bundy boys when they were on their way to Portland’s “Iron Bar Inn” after their occupation of the Oregon wildlife refuge.

After she got back down to Nevada, she explained to the “Las Vegas Sun” that she didn’t see what the big deal was, the refuge occupiers were just camping out. She also told the “Sun” that if provoked, taking up arms against the government was perfectly acceptable.

If the government is going to point a gun at me, I’m going to point one right back. If you’re going to shoot me, I’m going to shoot you back.

Then, last week, in an interview for Las Vegas TV station KLAS-8, she doubled down on that last statement.

When asked by the station’s Steve Sebelius if she thought the 2nd Amendment gives you the right to point a gun at a “duly authorized law enforcement officer who is just out there doing his job.” she replied,

I would never ever point my firearm at anyone, including an officer of the law, unless they pointed their firearm at me. But, once you point your firearm at me, I’m sorry, then it becomes self-defense. Whether you’re a stranger, a bad guy, or an officer, and you point your gun at me and you’re gonna shoot me and I have to decide whether it’s my life or your life, I choose my life.

In parting, I’ll leave you with some good news (if you’re an ammosexual). Michele is running for Congress. Fiore_logoStay tuned!

 

Michele Fiore: Taking Up Arms Against The Government Is Acceptable (VIDEO)

FioreGun1-1024x596Miss Michele Bachmann’s batty brain-dead banter? Swoon over silly Sarah Palin’s slurry, sappy syntax? Have I got a bumble-headed bimbo for you! Meet Michele Fiore! This ding-bat (with apologies to ding-bats everywhere) is soooo far out there that she makes the previous two ladies sound like Al Einstein and Steve Hawking rolled into one.

Michele is an assemblywoman in Nevada, the state that gave us such female political filberts as Sue (Pay your doctor with a chicken) Lowden and Sharron (2nd Amendment Remedy) Angle. PostCards_6x9_CS

She is currently campaigning for a promotion to the U.S. House of Representatives.

I first ran across Michele (Only figuratively, unfortunately.) a little over a year ago when she shook up the medical profession (with side-stitching laughter) with her discovery of the cause and sure-fire remedy for cancer.

If you have cancer, which I believe is a fungus, and we can put a pic line into your body and we’re flushing with, say, salt water, sodium cardonate ([sic] through that line and flushing out the fungus. These are some procedures that are not FDA-approved in America that are very inexpensive, cost-effective.

(For you non-chemistry majors, her miracle cure of sodium cardonate is commonly called washing soda. It’s used as a water softener.)

A little while later, she came up with another sure-fire cure. This time for campus rapes. As she explained it to the New York Times,

If these young, hot little girls on campus have a firearm, I wonder how many men will want to assault them. The sexual assaults that are occurring would go down once these sexual predators get a bullet in their head.

Then last December she sent out a Christmas card that truly evoked the spirit of the holiday.merryfiore2(Need I mention that Michele is a “2nd Amendment” ammosexual of the first water?)

Just last month, Michele inserted herself in the news cycle  when she traveled up Oregon way to give aid and comfort to the Bundy bozos in their patriotic quest to free a bird refuge for commercial exploitation. She even hung around and held their hand as they were hauled off to the hoosegow.

After she got back down to Nevada, she explained to the “Las Vegas Sun” that she didn’t see what the big deal was, the refuge occupiers were just camping out.

It was abandoned. No one was there, so they basically kind of said, This is a great place to camp and make our statement.

When confronted with a list of illegal acts that were perpetrated, she wasn’t buying it.

I’d need to see some proof. Somebody would need to show me.

Michele had been involved with the Bundys before. She was a supporter of Cliven Bundy in his fight to keep from paying $1,000,000 in fees for grazing rights on government land, which led to the Bundy Ranch Standoff (aka the “Battle of Bunkerville“).Bundy & BimboShe also told the “Sun” that if provoked, taking up arms against the government was perfectly acceptable.

If the government is going to point a gun at me, I’m going to point one right back. If you’re going to shoot me, I’m going to shoot you back.

The reporter then asked her if the occupation of the refuge was acceptable, what about occupying other government buildings such as congress or the White House. She evaded giving a direct answer, only commenting that the White House was surrounded by gates to keep people out.

Stay tuned!

New Charges In The Bundy Oregon Bird Refuge Occupation

7-mug-graphic-burns-arrestsIt looks like the feds are going to throw the book at the Bundy bird(brain) refuge occupiers. And the book keeps getting bigger.

The group was already facing the charge of “conspiracy to impede officers of the United States” from the refuge occupation“. A number of them were also facing charges relating to the 2014 Bundy Ranch Standoff, including “conspiracy to commit an offense against the United States, conspiracy to impede or injure a federal officer, weapon use and possession, assault on a federal officer, threatening a federal law enforcement officer, obstruction, extortion to interfere with commerce, and interstate travel in aid of extortion.”

Yesterday, new charges were added against several of the defendants. Penalties for conviction on the charges range from five years to life in prison.

  • Ammon Bundy: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities and use and carry of firearm in relation to a crime of violence”
  • Ryan Bundy: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities, use and carry of firearm in relation to a crime of violence and theft of government property”
  • Jon Ritzheimer: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities, use and carry of firearm in relation to a crime of violence and theft of government property”
  • Ryan Payne: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities and use and carry of firearm in relation to a crime of violence”
  • Brian Cavalier: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities and use and carry of firearm in relation to a crime of violence”
  • Shawna Cox: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities”
  • Jason Patrick: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities and use and carry of firearm in relation to a crime of violence”
  • Dylan Anderson: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities”
  • Sean Anderson: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities, use and carry of firearm in relation to a crime of violence and depredation of government property”
  • David Lee Fry: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities and use and carry of firearm in relation to a crime of violence”
  • Jeff Wayne Banta: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities”
  • Sandra Lynn Anderson: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities”
  • Kenneth Medenbach: “Theft of government property”
  • Wesley Kjar: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities”
  • Corey Lequieu: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities, use and carry of firearm in relation to a crime of violence”
  • Jason Charles Blomgren: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities”
  • Darryl William Thorn: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities”
  • Geoffrey Stanek: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities”
  • Travis Cox: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities”
  • Eric Lee Flores: “Possession of firearms and dangerous weapons in federal facilities”

It’s the charge of “carrying a firearm in relation to a crime of violence” that carries the life sentence. Ammon and Ryan Bundy, along with seven others were charged with that offense.

Kenneth Medenbach’s theft charge stems from his taking an Agency Ford pickup. Ryan Bundy and Jon Ritzheimer stole cameras valued at more than $1,000.

Along with Sean Anderson, there was an additional person charged with “damaging the tribal site by means of excavation and the use of heavy equipment.” This person’s name was redacted since he was not yet in custody.

All the defendants pleaded “not guilty” to the charges.

The April trial date was scrapped due to the number of defendants and the complexity of the case. Peering at the three rows of defendants, the judge cited their numbers and the volume of evidence.

I think any person looking at this room would have to concede this case is complex.

At this point, there is already 3,500 pages of government evidence in relations to the charges. (Like I said, that’s a BIG book.)

The proceedings brought out protesters. (Well, at least three of them.)peopleStay tuned!

Last Oregon Refuge Occupier Surrenders

David FryThis has been quite a 24 hour period for the ‘Murican millitia morons. And, not in a good way for them.

It started off last evening, when Cliven Bundy arrived at Portland International Airport on his way to the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, south of Burns, Oregon. He had some people awaiting his arrival and they weren’t Bundy fans, they were FBI agents with a warrant for his arrest. And, since he just got off the plane, he wasn’t packing shootin’ irons.

The good news is that he’ll get to visit his sons. In fact, they’ll all be vacationing for a spell in the beautiful, scenic (if you like the view through bars) Multnomah County Hoosegow. The boys are just down the cell block. Cliven is charged with conspiracy to interfere with a federal officer. That’s the same charge his sons are facing. The senior Bundy also faces weapons charges.

Then this morning, three of the four refuge occupiers bid a fond farewell to the area’s birds when they surrendered to law enforcement officers. From there it was a rather loooong drive to Portland to occupy the aforementioned hoosegow with their buds. Going along for the ride and to supply encouraging words, were Nevada legislator nut-cake, Michele Fiore and somebody’s (certainly not God’s) gift to Islamophobia, Franklin Graham.

That left David Fry as the sole soul (other than law enforcement types) at the refuge. Seems David thought this was all fun stuff and couldn’t believe he was actually going to be arrested for his little winter outing. He just wanted to go home to mommy.

He might have been engaging in a bit of the local loco weed, because he was more than a little incoherent at times and even suggested he was only willing to leave horizontally in a non-breathing condition unless all charges were dropped.

However, the feds managed to convince him that the charges were sticking and perhaps suggested that “horizontal” was fine with them. In any case, he came to the conclusion that he looked better standing up and decided to take them up on their offer of a lift to Portland. He was arrested and is currently enjoying the scenery along the route.

While all this was going on, he was streaming to Youtube for everybody’s listening and dancing enjoyment. If you’re into that sort of thing, here ’tis:

Update On The Oregon Bird(brain) Refuge Occupiers

oregon_bloodbath_160127a-800x430Things are a mite quieter down at the ol’ Malheur National Wildlife & Birdbrain Refuge. Six of them fellers and one good ol’ gal got their behinds behind bars and one is fertilizing a future crop of daisies. Most of the rest of them “real ‘Murican patri-rats” took off for the four winds soon as they found out the fuzz had no problem adding a little lead to their diet. (And, they wouldn’t even have to go to Flint, MI for the treatment.)30A2034300000578-0-image-a-21_1453909054925-1Howsomever, there’s still four militia morons holding down the compound with a stock of penile substitutes in their arsenal. Seems several of the “stand your ground and shoot back” types got the hell outta Dodge so fast, they plumb forgot their shootin’ irons.

So, let us take a look-see at the goin’ ons, goin’ on.

The Bundy bros and four of their favorite Y’all Qaeda buds are currently guests of the Multnomah County Stony Lonesome. And, it looks like they’re gonna stick around for a spell. A mean ol’ federal judge (who according to them, ain’t got no business buttin’ into their business*) is giving them an all-expenses paid stay until it’s time to take the stand.

*There is no justice in a federal court. The feds have used the courts to take rights, not protect them. – Ammon Bundy, August 16, 2015

Seems the prosecutors pulled a nasty and argued that despite their short term residency out among the sagebrush and pygmy rabbits, they have no Oregon ties and no real reason to stick around and face the music. For instance, take a gander at what they said about poor Ammon:CZ6oJfyUEAA-2dF

Now, afore you start a thinkin’ that this is just another example of gay-lovin, ‘Murica-hatin’, hipster-toleratin’ liberal-ass Portland types bein’ mean to some good ol’ boys (and gal). Why, that’s far from the thing. Heckins, we were so dad-blamed happy they’re here, one of our fine establishments, (Voodoo Doughnuts, by handle) baked Ammon a (file-less) cake. Actually, it was a big doughnut, but the thought was there.Bundy-Donut

Oh, and that seventh hoosegow inhabitant, ‘Murica’s favorite Muslim-hatin’ gun slinger, Jon Ritzheimer, is currently a federal guest in Arizona. He missed all the Oregon fun and games on the 26th because he was on leave visiting his family in Peoria, AZ. He’ll find out next Tuesday (2/2/16) whether he can buy his way out till trial or join the gang in Portland.

Meanwhile, back at the compound, there are still four mental midgets who are contemplating suicide by law enforcement unless they can walk outta there with a “get out of jail” card. (Conventional wisdom says that just may happen 15 minutes after the sun rise in the west on Feb, the 30th.) Barring that, they are calling for reinforcements to join them in their suicide pact.

Most patri-rat militias have turned down the honor of dying for the cause, but one, the Pacific Patriots Network, has issued a call for action. They called it “peaceful,” but it don’t look too darn peaceful, particularly when their demands get laughed at.kben9gskggjchuzr9iajxioft5t8b4owriwfyaso

However, those damn interfering feds have the area sealed off for a 50 mile diameter. There are also rumors, that they’ve beefed up their forces with armored vehicles and a Blackhawk. (And, I ain’t talking about a big bird.) No word on whether drones have been deployed, but it wouldn’t surprise me none.

There’s this tea potty myth goin’ round that AK47 armed “real ‘Muricans” can defeat the government in their fight for “freedom.” We just may find out, but I wouldn’t ante up much money on it (unless it’s Confederate coin).duck_dynastymeme

Y’all stay tuned! It ain’t over till the fat guy squeals.