Gohmert: investigate Democrats for staging Charlotte neo-Nazi riot.

“Screwy” Louie Gohmert is back in the news cycle!

After the wide-spread condemnation of the club-swinging, automotive hit-and-run actions of the white supremacists in Charlottesville, Loony Louie (aka “Screwy” Louie, aka “Goober”) claims we’re aiming at the wrong targets.

Going beyond the “bothsiderism” of the Regressive Bullshit Machine and the “Some of the white supremacists were nice people” claim of the “so-called” president, Goober knows the real culprit. And, (surprise, surprise) he’s a Democrat.

No, it wasn’t “Obama done it,” for a change. Although some Regressive “whosit?” From Idaho (Oregon’s embarrassment of a neighbor) thinks so! Besides, Bullshit Mtn’s Ralph Peters claims the “Big O” was busy being responsible for the USS John McCain’s collision.

Sunday, Goober unvailed his crackpot conspiracy on Bullshit Mtn’s “Fox & Friends” (of Rump)

The way forward’s not gonna be easy. And I think the Justice Department needs a full investigation of the governor, of the mayor.

For those non-“Virginia politics nerds” that’s Governor Terry McAuliffe and Charlottesville Mayer Michael Signer. And, wouldn’t you know it? They’re both Dems.

Methinks deviltry is afoot! (Or at least seven or eight inches.)

Back to the filbert’s fantasy:

Screwy Louie thinks this is just the tippy-top of the pair’s nefarious deeds. According to him, they were behind all the violence at poor Don-Don’s rallies!

We have got to have this investigated. They were the violence (sic) at Trump events, and they may have been behind this violence getting started. They facilitated it, anyway.

Then on Monday, Goober hopped over to “Fox Business,” another neighborhood on Bullshit Mtn, to claim this is all a racist ploy by the Dems.

This has been stirred up. This is being driven by forces of evil that are so far beyond what normal people can think about.

There is a strategy to make race the number one issue in 2018 and 2020. They think it’s their ticket back this is going to blow up in their face,

Right now you’re probably asking yourself one of two questions.

  1. Did loony Louie run out of tinfoil? Or,
  2. Where the hell did he come up with this

Well, it turns out that Louie knows a guy who knows a guy that saw KKK and BLM members get off the same Greyhounds in Charlottesville. It’s obvious that they couldn’t have gotten on the buses at different stops! HELL NO! This is shear (VERY shear) proof of collusion.

We need an investigation as to what happened in Charlottesville! Who paid for the different groups to come in? Who ordered the funneling of those groups together? Who ordered to stand by while the violence goes on?

Stay tuned!

Grouchy

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Gohmert: No Town Hall Because Some Loony Lefty Might “2nd Amendment Solution” Him

Louie GohmertMy favo-right Texass Tea Potty filbert is back in the news. The one, the only, (thank goodness) “Screwy” Louie Gohmert! (I have a huge weakness for silly and in that category, “Screwy” Louie leads the league!)

As you may have noticed, this has NOT been a good week for Republican regressives, town hall wise. Those that have held them, faced angry crowds obsessed with the probable upcoming loss of their health insurance.

One explanation for this is that a lot of their constituents found out that the “Obamacare” that they hated was actually the “Affordable Care Act,” that they loved.

Another explanation, one much favored by these self-same regressive Republicans, is that it was all organized and paid for by elite lefties like George Soros and his ilk. (If so, why wasn’t I informed of this cushy gig?)

Other “representatives of the people” took the Yellow Road to Chickenville and refused to hold town halls or even meet with their constituents. Care to guess which group, Screwy Louie  joined?

Tuesday, (2/21/17) a group in Screwy’s district, called “Indivisible of Smith County” called for a town hall meeting. Sadly, their man(?) in congress declined. However, you do have to give him half a point for coming up with the sorriest excuse so far.

Unfortunately, at this time there are groups from the more violent strains of the leftist ideology, some even being paid, who are preying on public town halls to wreak havoc and threaten public safety. Threats are nothing new to me and I have gotten my share as a felony judge. However, the House Sergeant at Arms advised us after former Congresswoman Gabby Giffords was shot at a public appearance, that civilian attendees at Congressional public events stand the most chance of being harmed or killed—just as happened there.

Point of clarification: Jared Lee Loughner, the Gabby Giffords shooter, was NOT an adherent of “leftist ideology!” He was a right-wing filbert with severe mental problems. (Btw, Screwy Louie just voted to give the mentally questionable greater access to firearms.)

As a back-up reason for avoiding the possible unpleasantry, he stated,

In the same amount of time it takes to have a town hall meeting, which usually has between 30 and 100 attendees in east Texas, I can communicate with thousands of my constituent bosses through a telephone town hall meeting.

The nice thing about telephone town halls is that they are easier to control and there’s none of those unpleasant “YouTube Moments.”

He finished his declaration of avoidance by saying,

Though I am saddened if you are upset with my positions, they do appear to reflect a majority of east Texans’ views.

Since he is desperately trying to avoid dialogue with his constituents, I’m not quite sure how he would know that.

Screwy Louie Gohmert: The Terrorists Are Already Here

Screwy Louie’s back! (Actually, he never went away, but I’ve been trying my best to ignore him.)

Louie “Goober” Gomert, the former Chief Justice on Texas’s 12th Court of Appeals and multi-time winner of the San Antonio Current’s “Bonehead Quote of the Week” award, stopped by Breitbart for a little refugee bashing. He was interviewed on Breitbart News Daily by Stephen Bannon, Breitbart’s Executive Chairman.

When the subject of the 8 Syrians, 5 Pakistanis and an Afghani supposedly arrested while trying to sneak in the U.S. came up, Louie chimed in that he was glad,

people are waking up across the country to what’s been going on for quite some time.

Before we proceed, the FBI released this statement about the 5 Pakistanis and the Afghani that were apprehended crossing the border:

U.S. Border Patrol agents in Sonoita, Arizona, apprehended five Pakistani nationals and one Afghan national Monday. Agents also arrested two smugglers accompanying the group. As a standard procedure, agents processed the six individuals and checked their identities against numerous law enforcement and national security related databases. Records checks revealed no derogatory information about the individuals. The individuals are currently in federal custody.

They were trying to sneak in, however that in no way proves they are terrorists. We apprehend illegal immigrants daily. These just happened to be committing the crime of being Muslims.

As for the (gasp!) Syrians? Sorry, but they weren’t even trying to sneak in. Here’s the story on that: The two sets of parents and four children “presented themselves at the port of entry in Laredo” and told agents from Customs and Border Protection they wanted to enter the country. (Somehow, that doesn’t quite sound like the modus operandi of terrorists.)

Back to Goober.
They’re here, they’re here, there is no question, they’re here, that’s been confirmed over and over but it’s got to stop, it’s got to stop.

 Earth to idiot: As Chuck Todd pointed out on yesterday’s (11/22/15) Meet the Press,

There’s been nearly 785,000 refugees who have been admitted to the United States since 9/11. Only about a dozen — roughly one one thousandths of 1 percent — have been arrested or removed from the U.S. due to terrorism concerns. None of those folks removed were Syrian, by the way.

For someone who fancies himself an expert on the subject, you’d think Goober would know that. And, if he does know that, then he’s just flat-ass lying!

Goober rambled on,

This president wanted to fundamentally transform America and he’s been doing it. Unfortunately, he’s been doing it by looking the other way at the border.

(So, I guess all those Border Patrol Agents strung out along the border are just trying to improve their tans.)
Goober went on to say that the FBI Director consistently says there’s no guaranteed way to know who any incoming Syrian refugees “really” are, so it’s imperative to defund the Syrian refugee program completely.
Once again, Earth to idiot: here’s what it really takes for a refugee to be allowed admittance. It’ a process that can take up to a couple of years. Particularly notice steps 3,4&5.wh_blog_refugee_workflow_1120bBeing the fair and balanced person that I am, I will have to somewhat agree with the statement that terrorists are already here. Louie, however, neglects to mention that for the last two decades they are predominantly, white, right-wing fake “Christians.11252248_498547676997557_5075398934958670050_n
If you’ve got the stomach for it, here’s Goober’s entire interview: (Byo Pepto Bismol.)