Was Louisiana Flooding Caused By Government Weather Weapon?

29121363206_e72f558de7_bSeems like every time a horrendous event happens, the kooks come out. From Sandy Hook to 911, there’s always a certain contingent of mental midgets shouting from the cesspool that it’s a “false flag” government op. Last month’s flooding in Louisiana is no exception.

Meet Steve Quayle. (I’m not sure if he’s related to George “Pappy” Bush’s former Veep, Dan “potatoe” Quayle.) You may not have heard about him, I certainly hadn’t. However, he seems to be known to the tinfoil toupee set.

Ol’ Steve’s a radio commentator. (Well, shortwave radio, anyway.) He’s a guest of cutting edge conspiracy kooks such as Alex Jones, (A Trump consultant, btw) The Hagmann & Hagmann Report and the Khristians’ favorite ex-con scam artist, Jim Bakker.

Steve’s a believer in zombies, the Nazi’s alien base in Antartica, Planet X (aka Nibiru), Giant Reptilian Man Eating Demons and weather weapons. It’s the latter item that’s the subject of this post.

It seems (to Steve’s short-circuited brain cells) that the government decided to use it’s weather weapon on the unsuspecting citizens of Louisiana. (I guess the government figured they were “all wet” anyway, so what’s the big deal?) According to Steve, this had something to do with the government elites wanting to create a “generated famine” after stockpiling food in their “underground bases.”

In order to inform the nation of this nefarious plot, Steve appeared on the Jim Bakker Show. (Have I mentioned that both Steve and Jim’s websites sell food stocks to survive the coming apocalypse, in whatever form it may take? Not that that has anything to do with it of course.)

As Steve put it,

If you control the weather, you control the food; you control the food, you control the people. This is what’s going on in Louisiana.

There was a standing wave in Louisiana, that’s a weather weapon and weather weapons are real. And people, they knew it was going to come but they still stayed and that’s what’s tragic because weather weapons are real.

What you’re watching is a nation under siege.

You say you’d like to learn more about the evil American government’s weather war on its own citizens? Well, rejoice! Steve’s got you covered! He just happens to have written an entire paperback book, “Weather Wars,” on the subject and he’ll be glad to sell you a copy. And as an added incentive, for this month only, he’ll drop the price in half. What was a bargain at $30, can be yours for the low, low price of just $15. Such a DEAL! (If you’re as stupid as he hopes you are!)

Image: U.S. Army National Guard photo by Sgt. Noshoba Davis (Creative Commons 2.0)

Michael Savage: Scalia Was Murdered By A CIA Hired Hooker

M.S.Just when you think the final frontier of filbert fantasies has been traversed, along comes Michael Savage. Michael is a guiding light to the “Conspiracies-R-Us” crowd, possibly only outshined by Alex Jones and the king himself, Glenn Beck. And let me tell you, the competition between these three is stiff.

Michael has a brand new twist in a fable that has making the rounds of the wing-nut wacko circuit. You know, the one where the Big O has Justice Scalia whacked for whatever the reason du jour happens to be. Michael has figured out who done it.

Well, in fairness, Michael didn’t actually figure it out all by his lonesome. He was tipped off by…….wait for it……..a supermarket tabloid. But not just any supermarket tabloid, this came straight from the (nether) mouth of the Big Daddy of them all – The National Enquirer.

In a bombshell world exclusive, The National ENQUIRER has learned that U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s death was a highly planned “political assassination” orchestrated by the CIA and carried out by a $2,000-a-night hooker! A top Washington, D.C. source said the Feb. 13 death of the 79-year-old jurist at a remote Texas ranch just 15 miles from Mexico was part of a “shocking conspiracy that tracks back to the CIA and the White House!”

Of course, the NE story carried no proof of its accusations, other than a so called “top Washington D.C. source” and named no names involved in the “murder.” And remember, this is the same National Enquirer that reports stories like the one about the two women that admitted they had babies following sex romps with aliens of the interplanetary variety.

Despite silly stories like that, Michael claimed “the National Enquirer does better reporting than the New York Times and all the American newspapers put together.” (So, that makes the interplanetary baby makers story true?) He expressed his amazement that no other newspaper or any “main stream media” had picked it up. According to him, that was because the media was working for Obama. (Bullshit Mtn is working for Obama??? Could have fooled me!)

He went on to claim that the story had to be true because nobody was suing the tabloid over it. The story was published four days before Michael’s rant and it seems to me that it would take lawyers a lot longer than that to develop grounds for a law suit. Besides, who has standing to sue? Nobody but Scalia, the CIA, Obama and the nebulous “top Washington, D.C. source” were named. Scalia can’t sue, he’s dead. The CIA would retaliate in more nefarious ways and Obama wouldn’t dirty his hands in this pile of horseshit.

Besides, if the CIA was ordered to snuff Scalia, they would have done it themselves rather than trust an outsider, especially a hooker. After all, they have trained professionals for this sort of thing.

And what was the self-righteous Scalia doing with a high priced hooker in the first place. If he was, he was committing a crime and could be impeached. All the CIA would have had to do was blackmail him into toting the Obama line. Problem solved without bloodshed.

Don’t bother staying tuned.

Wing-Nut Rick Wiles: Numerology Proves Obama Killed Scalia

maxresdefaultWithin hours of Scalia’s death, the wing-nuts on the right have been screaming that the chain-smoking, alcohol-indulging, over-weight, 79-year-old troglodyte couldn’t possibly have died of natural causes. However, the latest filbert fantasy is really out there in “La-La Land.”

Rick Wiles has just “proved” that Obama killed Scalia in a pagan sacrifice. You may remember Ricky from his prediction, last May, that if SCOTUS approved marriage equality, Big Daddy would send a fireball to destroy us. (Still waiting, Rickster!) And how, you ask, did he find evidence to back up this nutticism?

I’m glad you asked. It seems it’s all in the numbers.

Monday, on little Ricky’s radio fiasco “Trunews,”  he broke the news to the world that Obama murdered Scalia as part of Lupercalia. Lupercalia, for those of you not hip to pagan holidays, is observed on Feb 13th to the 15th, and is supposed to avert evil spirits and purify the city, releasing health and fertility. Scalia, of course, was the human sacrifice to accomplish this. Not sure which city this was supposed to purify. (If it was Washington D.C., it probably helped a bit.)

More than that, this ritual sacrifice also marked the beginning of the country being ruled by our pagan fascist overlords. The Big O being one of them, I assume.

In events like this, according to Ricky, “There’s always human sacrifice involved.

As for his “by the numbers” rationale, Ricky had this to say,
The 13th was the 44th day of 2016, Obama is the 44th president of the United States, so you have this numerology thing taking place.

Oh, and that pillow-over-the-head thingy that has been previously used to prove foul play? (As opposed to my doing that to block out light and sound during naps.)

…deliberately left the pillow on his face as a message to everybody else: ‘Don’t mess with us, we can murder a justice and get away with it.’ And I assure you, there’s a lot of frightened officials in Washington today, deep down they know, the regime murdered a justice… This is the way a dictatorial, fascist, police state regime takes control of a nation…The day the justice died, the day justice in America died, they got away with it.

According to the Rickster’s gut rumblings,

We’re being sucked into a police state where anybody who opposes this regime will be at risk of extermination…Like the Soviet Union in Stalin’s day, it’s like any police state and now we’re in it.
Ricky, with the aid of his over-inflated ego, has also figured out who the next victim is – him!
It was a message to everybody out there: ‘Don’t mess with us.’ That’s the message. And it’s a message to people like me.

He neglected to mention whether this was supposed to happen before or after our meeting with the heavenly fireball.

Stay tuned!