Christian Terrorist Threatens to Hang Seven Mayors

Photo Credit: Arkansas Department of Corrections.

Photo Credit: Arkansas Department of Corrections.

Maverick Dean Bryan is a Christian. (Or, is that KKKhristian?) He’s also a convicted felon, the founder (and only known member) of the so-called “First Christian Militia of the USA” and a terrorist as well as a wannabe seditionist. In addition, he’s upset, VERY UPSET!

In fact, he’s so upset that he wrote letters to the mayors of Ashdown, De Queen, Hope, Lewisville, Murfreesboro, Nashville and Prescott, Arkansas threatening to hang them from “mighty oaks” if they don’t do what he tells them to do.

For starters, he’s pissed that schools are teaching common core and not Jesus Christ. (Or at least, his version of J.C.) He wants common core dropped and replaced with the bible. (He neglected to note which version is his preferred choice.)

Also, no more counting votes of any homosexual, Muslim, socialist, communist, atheist, or who worships a God besides Jesus Christ. Not only that, but he wants them kicked out of Arkansas. Oh, and he wants the mayors to hand over their counties to him.

Somehow, I get the feeling that Maverick doesn’t have a clue how things work on this level. Last I heard, mayors don’t run schools, don’t run election boards and don’t run counties. Although, if fairness, maybe they do on Maverick’s planet.

But, Maverick has greater ambitions than just setting Arkansas counties on the road to righteousness. He allegedly wants to kill every living American president, past and present, especially Jimmy Carter.

Not only that, but under the nom de plume of Lt. Gary Owen, he used a local shopper (Thrifty Nickle) to solicit $23,000,000 to overthrow the U.S. government. (Just a loan, mind you. He expected to have no problem repaying it from the spoils of war.)

Local law enforcement is well acquainted with Maverick. He was convicted of interstate motor vehicle theft in 1987 and has been arrested twice since then for possession of firearms. He is currently on probation for being a felon and wearing a .44 caliber pistol in a western style holster. When agents arrested him on March 18th, they found a shotgun in his home. (He seems to think that being in a “militia” trumps the law forbidding felons from firearm possession.)

On the 28th of March, U.S. Magistrate Judge Caroline Craven released him until his trial, however the local District Attorney requested a review of that decision by the U.S. District Court. On May 2nd, Judge Susan Hickey sent him back to jail, stating,

Defendant has an extensive criminal history involving the possession of firearms. In addition to his three previous convictions involving firearms, Defendant has admitted that he was impermissibly in possession of a firearm on the day of his arrest. Thus, Defendant has repeatedly demonstrated his unwillingness to abide by the laws concerning the possession of firearms by a convicted felon. This pattern of disobedience poses a threat to the safety of the community and gives the court little hope that Defendant would abide by any conditions set by this court.

Maverick faces a jury trial later this month. If convicted, he faces fines of up to $250,000 with five years in a federal prison, for each of the seven letters.

KKK Preacher And Trump Supporter: Jesus Wasn’t Jewish

9264564_GMeet Thomas Robb. Tommy is many things:

  1. Tommy is the National Director of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. (He took over the position from David Duke.)
  2. Tommy  is a wing-nut Khristian bible thumper in the “Christian Identity Movement” (CI’s believe Big Daddy created a couple hundred billion galaxies in a day, although it took him a week to build the earth. They also believe that Jews are not Israelites, they’re descended from Khazars, a semi-nomadic tribe that lived in western Turkey and the Caspian Basin. Either that or they are the descendants of Eve and the snake doing the horizontal mambo.)
  3. Tommy is a broadcaster. (on
  4. Tommy is a publisher of a wing-nut rag called “The Torch.” According to the rag itself: “The Torch is published quarterly by Thomas Robb Ministries eight times a year.” (Seems like Tommy is even too damn dumb to know there are only four quarters in a year.)
  5. Tommy is a hairball fanboy. (Or, as I call them, a “Trump chump.”)
  6. Tommy is an idiot. (You’ve probably figured that out already.)

As a KKKK klod, Tommy is a dyed-in-the-wool (Dyed white, of course.) “white supremacist.”

When the Negro was under the natural discipline of white authority, white people were safe from the abuse and violence of the Negro, but the Negro was also safe from himself.

That dovetails with his “Christian Identity” fantasy that non-whites are “mud peoples” created before Adam and Eve. Among some of the CI delusions:

  • There were two different creations of humans. Non-white people were created out of mud along with the animals on the sixth day in Genesis 1:26.
  • Adam and Eve were the first white people and were created out of clay after the original 7 days of the “creation” in Genesis 2:7-22.
  • The United States is the “promised land” that God promised to his people in Bible prophecy. However, the current government is ungodly and controlled by the Jews, so the U.S. government is called the Zionist Occupation Government, or simply ZOG.
  • The nation of Israel in the Old Testament of the Bible is the Celtic, Germanic, and Anglo-Saxon peoples and their descendants.

Which brings us to today’s topic:

Last Wednesday, Tommy showed up on Fox Radio’s “The Alan Colmes Show.” On the show, he claimed that Jesus was an Israelite and not a Jew.

It all started when Colmes asked Tommy if he was aware that Jesus was Jewish. Tommy had a quick response.

Well, yeah, that’s another story. I don’t believe that’s true, I don’t believe it’s true. He was a Tribe of Judah.

Colmes asked him again if Jesus was Jewish.

No! He was an Israelite.

Tommy believes that whites of European descent can be traced back to the Lost Tribes of Israel. (See above) that means the Jesus was white. (One of the problems with that is that the “Lost Tribes” had been lost for about 700 years by the time of Jesus.)

Colmes reminded him that the bible explains that Jesus was of the Jewish faith, but I guess that’s part of the bible that Tommy doesn’t believe in.

Whatever you say, whatever you say. It is a matter of dispute, it is a matter of dispute. He was an Israelite. The people that are today called Jews are not Israelites, they’re Khazars.

As I stated earlier, Tommy is one of those idiots in CI that believe that Jews are the aforementioned “descendants of Khazars” and not the inhabitants of the Kingdom of Judah.

Colmes wasn’t buying this bullshit. He tried to explain that “Israelite” wasn’t a religion and he was unaware of any Christians (as opposed to Khristians) who believed Jesus wasn’t Jewish.

Not having an answer to Colmes, Tommy tried to change the subject.

Even if you’re right about everything you say, which I contest — but even if you are right about everything you say, that does not justify the genocide that is affecting our people today. I’m referring to white genocide. I don’t know by whom — it doesn’t matter by whom.

No, that doesn’t make any sense to me either, but then I’m not a white supremacist.

Stay tuned. (If you’re into whacked out filbert fantasies.)