Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore Suspended Over Gay Marriage Opposition

maxresdefault-3Alabama Chief Justice, Roy Moore, who has been long known for his opinion that his version of Khristianity trumps the Constitution has been charged with six counts of ethics violations because of his actions against marriage equality.

  1. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for disregarding a federal injunction.
  2. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for demonstrated unwillingness to follow clear law.
  3. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for abuse of administrative authority.
  4. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for substituting his judgement for the judgement of the judgement of the entire Alabama Supreme Court, including failure to abstain from public comment about a pending proceeding in his own court.
  5. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for interference with legal process and remedies in the United States District Court and/or Alabama Supreme Court related to proceedings in which Alabama probate judges were involved.
  6. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for failure to recuse himself from pending proceedings in the Alabama Supreme Court after making public comment and placing his impartiality into question.

The charges resulted from a complaint filed by the Southern Poverty Law Center, (SPLC).

In January, after SCOTUS decision on marriage equality in Obergefell v. Hodges, Moore issued an order to lower court judges, blocking the granting of marriage licenses to same-sex couples, stating,

Until further decision by the Alabama Supreme Court, the existing orders of the Alabama Supreme Court that Alabama probate judges have a ministerial duty not to issue any marriage license contrary to the Alabama Sanctity of Marriage Amendment or the Alabama Marriage Protection Act remain in full force and effect.

Last evening (05/06/16), after the charges were released, SPLC President Richard Cohen stated,

He is such an egomaniac and such a religious zealot that he thinks he can ignore court orders with impunity. For the sake of our state, he should be kicked out of office.

Moore responded to the charges by claiming,

The Judicial Inquiry Commission has no authority over the administrative orders of the chief justice of Alabama or the legal injunctions of the Alabama Supreme Court prohibiting probate judges from issuing same-sex marriage licenses.

As Moore’s own history shows, they most certainly do!

This is not the first time, Moore has been suspended from his duties. In a previous stint as Alabama Chief Justice, Moore commissioned a monument with two large carved tablets inscribed with the Ten Commandments for the Alabama Supreme Court Building. At the dedication, he declared,

Today a cry has gone out across our land for the acknowledgment of that God upon whom this nation and our laws were founded….May this day mark the restoration of the moral foundation of law to our people and the return to the knowledge of God in our land.

Two months later, the ACLU of Alabama, Americans United for Separation of Church and State and the Southern Poverty Law Center filed a suit to have the monument be removed because it “sends a message to all who enter the State Judicial Building that the government encourages and endorses the practice of religion in general and Judeo-Christianity in particular.

Moore lost the suit and the appeal that followed. The judge had ruled that the monument was unconstitutional because it violated the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. Moore was given until August 20, 2003 to remove it.

On the 14th of August, Moore stated that he was going to disobey the removal order. As of the 20th, as per the removal order, the state of Alabama was fined $5,000 a day. On the 21st, the other eight judges on the Alabama Supreme Court overruled Moore and ordered the monument removed.

On the 22nd, the Alabama Judicial Inquiry Commission (JIC) filed a complaint with the Alabama Court of the Judiciary (COJ). The complaint resulted in the suspension of Moore from the Chief Justice position until a hearing could be held.

The hearing was held on November 12th, 2003. During the hearing, Moore reiterated his statement that he would defy any ruling requiring the monument’s removal.

The next day, the COJ ruled that “Chief Justice Moore has violated the Alabama Canons of Judicial Ethics as alleged by the JIC in its complaint.” Due to his continued intransigence, the COJ decided that “under these circumstances, there is no penalty short of removal from office that would resolve this issue.” Moore was immediately removed from office.

Is A Nevada Lawmaker Endorsing Killing Cops?

FioreGunCops-1024x575Michele Fiore is a well-known “gun-boob,” but claiming that killing cops is ok?

For those of you who haven’t had the displeasure of meeting Ms Fiore, a bit of background is in order. Ms Fiore is the Assemblywoman representing the folks around NW Loss Wages, Nevada. (How well, is a matter for her constituents to decide.)PostCards_6x9_CS

Now, bear in mind that this is the state that so generously shared such political filberts as Sue (Pay your doctor with a chicken) Lowden and Sharron (2nd Amendment Remedy) Angle.

I first ran across this Sarah Palin/Michele Bachmann mashup a little over a year ago when I wrote a post about her incredible discovery of the cause and cure of cancer. It seems medical researchers have been wasting their time and a lot of money when the cause is simple and the cure is cheap.

If you have cancer, which I believe is a fungus, and we can put a pic line into your body and we’re flushing with, say, salt water, sodium cardonate ([sic] through that line and flushing out the fungus. These are some procedures that are not FDA-approved in America that are very inexpensive, cost-effective.

(For you non chemistry majors, sodium carbonate (Na2CO3) is commonly called “washing soda.” It’s used as a water softener.)

She’s also come up with a cure for the raging pimp problems this country is facing.

Instead of warm and fuzzy stickers and extended jail sentences why aren’t you serious about the sex offenders these pimps, come with the castration bill, come with a bill that will stop people in their tracks. You know it, like you want to get serious about stopping sex trafficking, so let’s get a serious bill before us.

And, she has graciously shared her infantile wisdom on the cure for campus rapes – ARMED COEDS!

If these young, hot little girls on campus have a firearm, I wonder how many men will want to assault them. The sexual assaults that are occurring would go down once these sexual predators get a bullet in their head.

Have I mentioned that Ms Fiore is a gun boob? Check out her Christmas card from last December.merryfiore2

And, of course, there’s her calendar:FioreGun1-1024x596

Oh, and I probably should mention that she’s a Bundy family fan. She was a supporter of Cliven Bundy in his fight to keep from paying $1,000,000 in fees for grazing rights on government land, which led to the Bundy Ranch Standoff (aka the “Battle of Bunkerville“).

And, she generously offered to ride along and comfort the Bundy boys when they were on their way to Portland’s “Iron Bar Inn” after their occupation of the Oregon wildlife refuge.

After she got back down to Nevada, she explained to the “Las Vegas Sun” that she didn’t see what the big deal was, the refuge occupiers were just camping out. She also told the “Sun” that if provoked, taking up arms against the government was perfectly acceptable.

If the government is going to point a gun at me, I’m going to point one right back. If you’re going to shoot me, I’m going to shoot you back.

Then, last week, in an interview for Las Vegas TV station KLAS-8, she doubled down on that last statement.

When asked by the station’s Steve Sebelius if she thought the 2nd Amendment gives you the right to point a gun at a “duly authorized law enforcement officer who is just out there doing his job.” she replied,

I would never ever point my firearm at anyone, including an officer of the law, unless they pointed their firearm at me. But, once you point your firearm at me, I’m sorry, then it becomes self-defense. Whether you’re a stranger, a bad guy, or an officer, and you point your gun at me and you’re gonna shoot me and I have to decide whether it’s my life or your life, I choose my life.

In parting, I’ll leave you with some good news (if you’re an ammosexual). Michele is running for Congress. Fiore_logoStay tuned!

 

Is Obama The Anti-Christ Lord Of The Flies?

130125obamaEver had a fly land on you? If so, YOU MAY BE THE ANTI-CHRIST!

At least, that’s the word according to the Khristian tinfoil toupee set. However, I wouldn’t get too excited if I were you. They seem to have reserved that honor for “The Son of Perdition,” or as you know him, President Barack Obama.

I first ran across this pile of donkey droppings on WND (World Net Daily, or as I call it, Weird Nuts Drooling) back in 2013. It seemed to be a “hot topic” (no plug intended) as the mental midgets at Druge Sludge even posted a YouTube video on it.

As to the “Anti-Christ” aspect, that keeps rearing its ugly mug. I’ve even written a couple of posts on it already.

In October of 2014, I did a post on a self-proclaimed bible “expert” by the name of Jonathan Matthew Wright claimed to have discovered secret prophesies about Obama by utilizing the Bible Code. (The real(?) one, not the book.) At one point, Jonny visited noted filbert, Rick Wiles, to discuss his “findings.”

Wiles: Either Barack Obama is the Man of Sin or he is strongly connected to the Man of Sin or the spirit of Antichrist.
Wright: That’s right. Those are my only — I’ve tried to look at this as an investigation not with an agenda, by the way, but what I’ve come up with those have to be the possibilities. Let’s just face it, he’s got a ring on that says, ‘There’s no God but Allah and Mohammad is his Messenger.’ Now, by definition, that’s Antichrist.

Yeah, about that “Anti-Christ” ring thingy. Seems it may not be that at all. Check out what Snopes.com had to say about that (including a high-def pic of the ring) and decide for yourself.

Then, last year, Weird Nuts Drooling found even more proof that the Big O is the Anti-Christ. It seems, to them anyway, that if you take a word from the New Testament and translate it back to Aramaic and then take a word from the Old Testament and translate it back and then combine the words, you’ve discovered the true name (sort of) of the anti-Christ. (I don’t make this stuff up folks, my mind isn’t that off-kilter.)

There’s even a video to guide you through this nonsense:

Check out my post on this prodigious pile of pucky.

Flash forward to this week and they’re still beatin’ on that dead nag. Oh, and the flies are back. (But, you’d expect that with a deceased horse.) Monday, Alex Jones had James David Manning on as a guest. You might remember Pastor Manning from some of his anti-gay tirades, but that wasn’t the purpose of this visit.

Nope, it was that moldy, oldie, Obama is the Anti-Christ, or at least the precursor. As Jones put it, ”

 

 

ps: I got curious as to why flies land on people, but instead of checking the “holey book,” I asked Google and found out that flies land on a person’s face or elsewhere on the body because they seek moisture and salts that accumulate on the skin. Looks like it doesn’t have a thing to do with “Beelzebub.”

Curt Schilling Throws Foul, Gets Sacked By ESPN

curt-702x336As a pitcher, Curt Schilling was incredible. As a human being? Not so much!

Tuesday, Curt gave the world a glance at his true colors when he shared and commented on a despicable transphobic meme:

A man is a man no matter what they call themselves. I don’t care what they are, who they sleep with, men’s room was designed for the penis, women’s not so much. Now you need laws telling us differently? Pathetic.

 

Photo Credit: FaceBook screen shot

Photo Credit: FaceBook screen shot

After the inevitable blowback, Curt was quick to take offense. He claimed his only sin was to make a comment about the basic functionality of mens and womens restrooms.

All of you out there who are just dying to be offended so you can create some sort of faux cause to rally behind.

I do NOT care what color you are, what race, what sex, who you sleep with, what you wear. I don’t care and I never have. And opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one and they usually stink.

You know how I know you ‘offended’ people are full of crap? Because I’m not even close to any of the things you so desperately want me to be, so you can whine.

This isn’t first unforced error. Back in August of last year, the twit tweeted this little gem:CNRD62vUsAAzIfW

That one got him benched by ESPN. This time around, he got shown the door. ESPN issued the following statement:

ESPN is an inclusive company. Curt Schilling has been advised that his conduct was unacceptable and his employment with ESPN has been terminated.

Don’t bother staying tuned, Curt’s not broadcasting anymore.

Haters Hate Girl Scouts Because They Don’t Hate

gsusaIt’s Girl Scout Cookie season again. (And no, they’re not made with real Girl Scouts.) That means it’s also open season on the GSUSA (Girl Scouts of the USA) by a certain segment of the troglodyte fringe.

I first noticed this batch of bull cookies (Not sold by GSUSA) a few years ago, when Family Research Council‘s Cathy Ruse sounded the alarm! It seems that a Colorado troop had the audacity to accept a 7-year-old transgender girl. Girl Scouts of Colorado has a policy that states,

Girl Scouts is an inclusive organization and we accept all girls in Kindergarten through 12th grade as members. If a child identifies as a girl and the child’s family presents her as a girl, Girl Scouts of Colorado welcomes her as a Girl Scout.

Seeing her “moral duty” this KKKhristian quickly took to the air to spread the alarm.

You’ve got a cross-dresser in the front office, you’ve got little boys admitted as little girls and those poor little girls in those troops have to pretend this is a girl? That’s child abuse in some people’s estimation.
Then in 2013 the fool gates opened wide.
Linda Harvey of Mission America claimed that the Girl Scouts were teaching “homosexual lifestyles” and “an attitude of suspicion toward males in general.
Jane Chastain of WND (World Net Daily aka Weird Nuts Drooling) alleged that GSUSA is in favor of prostitution and (GASP!) legal abortions.
The Girl Scouts adopted a new global agenda and began bemoaning the fact that the United States has not signed the radical U.N. feminist treaty, the Convention on the Elimination of all Forms of Discrimination Against Women, CEDAW, which would force nations to legalize abortion and prostitution. Guess a girl has to make a living!
So, according to this wing-nut,”elimination of all forms of discrimination against women” is the same as legalizing prostitution and abortion?
Btw, the Girl Scouts position on these matters is,

Girl Scouts of the USA (GSUSA) does not take a position or develop materials on these issues [human sexuality, birth control and abortion]. We feel our role is to help girls develop self-confidence and good decision-making skills that will help them make wise choices in all areas of their lives.

And then, there’s Kevin Swanson. Some of you may recall ol’ Kev as the KKKristian kook who keeps calling for the killing of any gays who don’t convert to the hetro lifestyle. But, I’ll leave that subject for another day.

Kev’s the one who inspired this rant when I read about his latest tirade against the GS and I’ll get to that in a couple of paragraphs. But Kev’s not a newbie in the GS slur department. Back in 2013, Kev begged his “Generations Radio” audience to boycott Samoas, Tagalongs and their ilk.

I don’t want to support lesbianism, I don’t want to support Planned Parenthood and I don’t want to support abortion, and if that be the case I’m not buying Girl Scout cookies. Please, I beg of you, do not buy Girl Scout cookies…I don’t see anything that promotes godly womanhood. The vision of the Girl Scouts of America is antithetical to a biblical vision for womanhood, it’s antithetical to it.
Kev added that Girl Scouts are creating a generation of independent women who will put a “communist in the White House” and promote the “gay and lesbian agenda.”
I think we understand why Barack Obama is President of the United States. He is incredibly popular with single women, incredibly popular. In fact, if you want a communist in the White House in the year 2020 you have got to get more daughters raised with the worldview, the independent mindset, the worldview that is presented by the Girl Scouts of America.

In 2015, Kev claimed GS corrupts children and stated he would not back down from criticizing the organization because Gee-zus! As Matthew (of Matt, Mark, Luke and John-boy fame) wrote,

If you offend one of these little ones who believes in me, it would be better for you that a millstone be hanged around your neck and you be drowned at the bottom of the sea.

Which brings us to today (actually last week). Kev used his radio program to renew his attack on Girl Scouts and also expanded it to homosexual promoting vehicles such as the Harry Potter movies and “How to Train Your Dragon.” It seems they featured “homosexual mentors provided to little boys.”

He praised Franklin Graham for renewing the call to boycott the cookies and then went on to claim poor little Frankie is “being persecuted by the gay Borg.”
As you read a few paragraphs ago, Kev has this thing about “death to homos.” On the last week’s program, he expanded that death wish to Girl Scout leaders because they “support women’s and LGBT rights.”

At the end of most of my rants, I say “Stay tuned!” As to Kevin Swanson’s idiocies, I’ll make an exception!

Glenn Beck: Elect Cruz Or Face Violent Revolution (VIDEOS)

Have you noticed how often Regressives and “Khristians” predict doom and gloom if things don’t go the way they want?

From Michele Bachmann predicting WWIII if the Iran deal went through,

With his Iran deal, Barack Obama is for the 300 million souls of the United States what Andreas Lubitz was for the 150 souls on the German Wings flight – a deranged pilot flying his entire nation into the rocks. After the fact, among the smoldering remains of American cities, the shocked survivors will ask, why did he do it?

To Rick Wiles claiming Big Daddy might fireball ‘Murica if SCOTUS didn’t rule against marriage equality,

America will be brought to its knees, there will be pain and suffering at a level we’ve never seen in this country. The word that I hear in my spirit is ‘fire.’ I do not know if it refers to riots or looting or war on American soil or a fireball from space. I simply know that a sweeping, consuming fire will come across the United States of America and this country will be charred and burned.

Not to be outdone by these “amateurs,” ol’ Glenn “Conspiracies-R-Me” Beck has chimed in with his half penny’s worth. Earlier this month, while claiming his filbert fantasies turn out to be true “80% of the time, or maybe more,” he claimed that if ‘Murica elected a socialist (Bernie), an authoritarian (Hairball), or status quo candidate (Hillary, Marcobot, Bush League II, a revolution would engulf the country.

I guess people were ignoring him or were too busy laughing to pay close attention because he brought this crackpot claim up again yesterday, on the campaign trail in Nevada.

He had the tea potty’s fav-o-rite pseudo-historian and graduate of Oral Roberts University, David Barton, (As a “historian,” he’s hysterical, if you’re into bad jokes.) on as a guest and they were crying in their beer (The root variety for Glenn, since he’s Mormon.) about poor Cruzy’s lousy 3rd place finish in S.C. In between sobs, the Beckster regurgitated his fantasy that the country would be mired in a revolution within a decade. Burton, who runs a pro-Cruzy PAC, readily agreed, saying his expert analysis of the exit polls confirmed this. (Sorry, but Burton couldn’t read the directions on a box of aspirin and get it right.)

Beck chimed in,

I’m telling you, we are on the path for revolution and a violent revolution. Right now, we’re talking about a velvet revolution, but if we make the wrong choice at this point – and I’ll make this case based on the polls and what we’re seeing and nobody in the media … they’re going to mock it. Don”t mock this warning! Please, don’t mock this warning.

Stay tuned!

Wing-Nut Rick Wiles: Numerology Proves Obama Killed Scalia

maxresdefaultWithin hours of Scalia’s death, the wing-nuts on the right have been screaming that the chain-smoking, alcohol-indulging, over-weight, 79-year-old troglodyte couldn’t possibly have died of natural causes. However, the latest filbert fantasy is really out there in “La-La Land.”

Rick Wiles has just “proved” that Obama killed Scalia in a pagan sacrifice. You may remember Ricky from his prediction, last May, that if SCOTUS approved marriage equality, Big Daddy would send a fireball to destroy us. (Still waiting, Rickster!) And how, you ask, did he find evidence to back up this nutticism?

I’m glad you asked. It seems it’s all in the numbers.

Monday, on little Ricky’s radio fiasco “Trunews,”  he broke the news to the world that Obama murdered Scalia as part of Lupercalia. Lupercalia, for those of you not hip to pagan holidays, is observed on Feb 13th to the 15th, and is supposed to avert evil spirits and purify the city, releasing health and fertility. Scalia, of course, was the human sacrifice to accomplish this. Not sure which city this was supposed to purify. (If it was Washington D.C., it probably helped a bit.)

More than that, this ritual sacrifice also marked the beginning of the country being ruled by our pagan fascist overlords. The Big O being one of them, I assume.

In events like this, according to Ricky, “There’s always human sacrifice involved.

As for his “by the numbers” rationale, Ricky had this to say,
The 13th was the 44th day of 2016, Obama is the 44th president of the United States, so you have this numerology thing taking place.

Oh, and that pillow-over-the-head thingy that has been previously used to prove foul play? (As opposed to my doing that to block out light and sound during naps.)

…deliberately left the pillow on his face as a message to everybody else: ‘Don’t mess with us, we can murder a justice and get away with it.’ And I assure you, there’s a lot of frightened officials in Washington today, deep down they know, the regime murdered a justice… This is the way a dictatorial, fascist, police state regime takes control of a nation…The day the justice died, the day justice in America died, they got away with it.

According to the Rickster’s gut rumblings,

We’re being sucked into a police state where anybody who opposes this regime will be at risk of extermination…Like the Soviet Union in Stalin’s day, it’s like any police state and now we’re in it.
Ricky, with the aid of his over-inflated ego, has also figured out who the next victim is – him!
It was a message to everybody out there: ‘Don’t mess with us.’ That’s the message. And it’s a message to people like me.

He neglected to mention whether this was supposed to happen before or after our meeting with the heavenly fireball.

Stay tuned!

Ted Nugent: Gun Control Is A Jewish Conspiracy

Teddy ButtY’all might remember Teddy Nugent from his non-smash hit “Cat Scratch Fever(It made it up the charts all the way to #30 back in ’77) or maybe “Wang Dang, Sweet Poontang” was a fave in your pre-adolescent years.

However, you’re most likely to remember him for his tirades on how every “Real ‘Murican” should be armed to the teeth when he/she takes that perilous journey to the local Denny’s. (Who knows how many terrorists are hiding behind those menus?) Or maybe it’s his vow to be dead or in prison if the Big O was re-elected. Since neither came to pass, (darn it) methinks he could have been stretching the truth just a mite bit. (aka “Lied through his ass.”)

Well, here’s the latest idiocy from the ammosexual so cowardly, he shit his pants for a week to avoid the draft.

This week, ol’ “Shitty Britches” alerted the world to a brand new conspiracy that nobody else had caught. It seems, the Big O isn’t the only one after the gun-butts’ penile surrogates. It turns out that he’s just a tool of a vast Jewish conspiracy. To help spread the alarm, Teddy Boob posted the following rogue’s gallery:12687849_10153470914987297_6549701424036416709_n

Know these punks. They hate freedom, they hate good over evil, they would deny us the basic human right to self defense & to KEEP & BEAR ARMS while many of them have tax paid hired ARMED security! Know them well. Tell every1 you know how evil they are. Let us raise maximum hell to shut them down!

I gotta tell ya, it was a revolution of a revelation to me. First of all, until it was pointed out to me, I didn’t know that some of the people in this pernicious pack were Jewish. Secondly, I didn’t give a damn, but that’s another story.

I have to admit that the idea of Jews being anti-gun struck me as strange. Especially since Israel is one of the most heavily armed countries in the world. But then, I live in this world. I’m not sure which one Teddy occupies.

Evidently, this “plot exposure” didn’t go down too well, even with some of Teddy’s gun-butt buddies. For instance:

I call total f#@king bullshit here, I am jewish,conservative gun owner, this is just f#@king hate. I’ve always supported you but f#@k you Ted, lets run for generalizations, Many more christian lib gun haters, you sank low here, what’s next swaztikas?

That one got 701 “likes” so far.

Then there’s this one:

This is nothing short of conspiratorial anti-Semitism. Regardless of one’s views on gun control, this kind of scapegoating of an entire religious group is completely unacceptable and completely divorced from reality. It should go without saying that anti-Semitism has no place in the gun control debate. You should be ashamed for promoting anti-Semitic content, and we hope that good people on both sides of the gun control debate will reject his tactics and his message. We hope you will have the good sense to remove this share immediately so that it does not spread virally across the internet.

That one stands at 966 “likes” and counting.

Or this one:

Ted: As a religious Jew who testified with you in the Michigan Senate for relaxing gun laws and strengthening the 2nd Amendment, I’m absolutely disgusted but not at all surprised that you are showing what I always suspected: that you are a Jew-hater and a piece of crap. Ted Nugent Endorses Jews, then Announces He Hates Jews. Also, I’m sickened you invoke the slogan of Jewish Holocaust survivors, “Never Again” in mockery. Go to hell, asshole!

In fairness to ol’ “Shitty Britches” there were some supporters for this fantasy, like the former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, David Duke.

Ted Nugent was called anti-Semitic for saying that Jews lead the effort to take away our guns! If he is anti-Semitic so are all the Jewish organizations that boast of the fact that they lead the effort, including the ADL which called him an anti-Semite. If Jews have a problem with the truth then the truth is .. AntiSemitic!

The nation’s “Founding Daddies” knew that there was a downside to 1st Amendment rights. And, despite the likes of idiots like Teddy and propaganda outlets like Bullshit Mtn, I’m glad we have it. They are just a price we have to pay for that freedom. As Evelyn Beatrice Hall once stated,

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it. 

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Update On The Oregon Bird(brain) Refuge Occupiers

oregon_bloodbath_160127a-800x430Things are a mite quieter down at the ol’ Malheur National Wildlife & Birdbrain Refuge. Six of them fellers and one good ol’ gal got their behinds behind bars and one is fertilizing a future crop of daisies. Most of the rest of them “real ‘Murican patri-rats” took off for the four winds soon as they found out the fuzz had no problem adding a little lead to their diet. (And, they wouldn’t even have to go to Flint, MI for the treatment.)30A2034300000578-0-image-a-21_1453909054925-1Howsomever, there’s still four militia morons holding down the compound with a stock of penile substitutes in their arsenal. Seems several of the “stand your ground and shoot back” types got the hell outta Dodge so fast, they plumb forgot their shootin’ irons.

So, let us take a look-see at the goin’ ons, goin’ on.

The Bundy bros and four of their favorite Y’all Qaeda buds are currently guests of the Multnomah County Stony Lonesome. And, it looks like they’re gonna stick around for a spell. A mean ol’ federal judge (who according to them, ain’t got no business buttin’ into their business*) is giving them an all-expenses paid stay until it’s time to take the stand.

*There is no justice in a federal court. The feds have used the courts to take rights, not protect them. – Ammon Bundy, August 16, 2015

Seems the prosecutors pulled a nasty and argued that despite their short term residency out among the sagebrush and pygmy rabbits, they have no Oregon ties and no real reason to stick around and face the music. For instance, take a gander at what they said about poor Ammon:CZ6oJfyUEAA-2dF

Now, afore you start a thinkin’ that this is just another example of gay-lovin, ‘Murica-hatin’, hipster-toleratin’ liberal-ass Portland types bein’ mean to some good ol’ boys (and gal). Why, that’s far from the thing. Heckins, we were so dad-blamed happy they’re here, one of our fine establishments, (Voodoo Doughnuts, by handle) baked Ammon a (file-less) cake. Actually, it was a big doughnut, but the thought was there.Bundy-Donut

Oh, and that seventh hoosegow inhabitant, ‘Murica’s favorite Muslim-hatin’ gun slinger, Jon Ritzheimer, is currently a federal guest in Arizona. He missed all the Oregon fun and games on the 26th because he was on leave visiting his family in Peoria, AZ. He’ll find out next Tuesday (2/2/16) whether he can buy his way out till trial or join the gang in Portland.

Meanwhile, back at the compound, there are still four mental midgets who are contemplating suicide by law enforcement unless they can walk outta there with a “get out of jail” card. (Conventional wisdom says that just may happen 15 minutes after the sun rise in the west on Feb, the 30th.) Barring that, they are calling for reinforcements to join them in their suicide pact.

Most patri-rat militias have turned down the honor of dying for the cause, but one, the Pacific Patriots Network, has issued a call for action. They called it “peaceful,” but it don’t look too darn peaceful, particularly when their demands get laughed at.kben9gskggjchuzr9iajxioft5t8b4owriwfyaso

However, those damn interfering feds have the area sealed off for a 50 mile diameter. There are also rumors, that they’ve beefed up their forces with armored vehicles and a Blackhawk. (And, I ain’t talking about a big bird.) No word on whether drones have been deployed, but it wouldn’t surprise me none.

There’s this tea potty myth goin’ round that AK47 armed “real ‘Muricans” can defeat the government in their fight for “freedom.” We just may find out, but I wouldn’t ante up much money on it (unless it’s Confederate coin).duck_dynastymeme

Y’all stay tuned! It ain’t over till the fat guy squeals.

Bundy Gang Busted, 1 Dead, 1 Wounded, 8 In Jail

Bundy BozosThe story so far:

Yesterday afternoon (1/26/15) Ammon & Ryan Bundy, along with some of their cohorts left the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge to travel to a meeting in John Day, 70 miles away. They were stopped a few miles north of Burns by FBI agents and Oregon State Police. A firefight ensued resulting in the death of Robert “LaVoy” Finicum, one of the occupation’s spokesmen and the wounding of Ryan Bundy. Ryan was taken to Harney District Hospital in Burns. The hospital was immediately locked down.The remaining vehicle occupants were taken into custody.

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A little over an hour later police arrested Donald O’Shaughnessy in Burns and an hour after that they also arrested Peter Santilli. Santilli is an ultra right-wing talk show host who was embedded with the occupiers.

Later in the evening, Jon Ritzheimer turned himself in to the Peoria, Arizona police department. He had left the refuge earlier to visit his family in Arizona. Ritzheimer gained notoriety last year with his armed anti-Muslim protests in Phoenix.

Last night, Ryan Bundy was released and placed into custody. He and the other occupiers arrested in Oregon were taken to Portland and incarcerated in the Multnomah County Jail. They have been charged with a felony: “conspiracy to impede federal officials in their official duties through the use of force, intimidation or threats.” Other charges may follow, including charges related to the shootout.12592755_10153819047173290_5679065988423978441_nFollowing the arrests, the FBI and police blocked a 50 mile stretch of  the highway to the refuge. The FBI strongly advised the remaining occupiers to vacate the refuge. Anyone leaving the compound was to show identification and have their vehicle searched.

At the time of the FBI ultimatum, there were about 40 people in the compound, including women and children. According to reports, most, if not all, of the women and children have left. The remaining occupiers, said to be five or six, held a meeting and decided to continue the standoff.

Several law enforcement convoys have been reported to be heading for the refuge and journalists have been advised to leave the area.

At 11:00 am this morning, the US Attorney for Oregon, the FBI and the Harney County Sheriff held a news conference. Stating there is an on-going investigation, no new information was released. It was stressed by all three that every effort was made to ensure a peaceful conclusion and that remains their goal.

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