Wing-nut: Carry Guns And Extra Ammo To Church

SIG_Pro_by_Augustas_DidzgalvisAccording to the Oath Keepers, (or, as I refer to them: “Oaf Creepers”) ISIS could be planning to attack your church.

Beware! Or, better yet, be armed! BE VERY HEAVILY ARMED!

But first, a bit of history before the hysteria, to place this nonsense in context.

The Oaf Creepers were founded by Elmer Stewart Rhodes. He likes to go by “Stewart,” but I think “Elmer” is a much better fit. (He’s a “Fudd” if I’ve ever heard of one.)

The Creepers are, as one pundit put it, “A conservative group whose members make Ted Nugent look like a bleeding-heart Rachel Maddow.” They claim to be defenders of the Constitution. (Or at least, their rather warped interpretation of it.)

These ‘Murican “patriots” are primarily composed of current and ex military and law enforcement types. Like all quasi-military groups, they pride themselves on following orders. Except, of course, their infamous “Declaration of Orders We Will NOT Obey.”

Orders like:

  • confiscate guns,
  • detain Americans as “unlawful enemy combatants” or to subject them to trial by military tribunal,
  • invade Texas or any other state if they secede from the country or,
  • enter a state in force without the express consent and invitation of that state’s legislature and governor.

It’s highly unlikely that any government entity would ever give them such orders. If the country ever devolves into a police state, the government has more than enough muscle to do this with their own people. They won’t need a bunch of mentally challenged ammosexuals to help out.

The Creepers might want to check with Herr Trump about that “detaining Americans as ‘unlawful enemy combatants’ or to subject them to trial by military tribunal” bit. He seems to be in favor of that.

Also, I don’t seem to recall the legislatures and governors of Nevada (Bundy Ranch Standoff) or Missouri (Ferguson) sending them an invitation.

In Nevada, they were too much even for the Bundy Bozos. The Security Chief kicked them out! In Ferguson, the St. Louis County police threatened them with arrest for acting as a security force without a license. They promptly left, tail tucked firmly between their legs. (Well, they needed something down there to fill the void.)

That should give you a general idea about these mental midgets. If you want to explore more (you masochist, you) check out their website, but keep the Emetrol handy.

Now, on to their latest idiocy.

Since a couple of ISIS idiots attacked a church and killed a priest in France, ol’ Elmer knows why it happened and who’s next.

As to why: because the “modern, emasculated, French metro-sexuals” at the church in Normandy that suffered the attack weren’t “real men.” (i.e. armed to the teeth)

As to who’s next? Us, of course! After all, isn’t everything about us?

According to the post on the Oaf Creepers’ website, ISIS has a “kill list” of nearly 15,000 Americans and they’re coming to a church near you.

But what about here in America? Are there real men in your church? Are they armed and ‘switched on’ during service, to safeguard the church and those who worship inside?… A church will be hit. And it might be yours. Get ready.

For those of you who are shaking in your boots, shoes, sandals, socks or whatever, not to worry. Elmer knows just how to handle the situation.

  1. Go armed to church… I recommend a reliable semi-automatic, high capacity handgun of at least 9mm caliber for that task, such as a Glock or Smith and Wesson M&P, with at least one spare magazine.
  2. Carry a backup gun, and/or a no-nonsense fixed blade knife as a backup, carried within easy reach of both your hands (carry it up front near your belt buckle).
  3. Have a couple shotguns (at least) discretely hidden within the church.
  4. Wear body armor under your suit.
  5. Have radios for communication
  6. Have an exterior armed security team.  It would be foolish to rely only on armed men inside the church.  You need men on the outside too.
  7. Have a layered security. Don’t rely on just one team, either outside or inside.  You need both.  And ideally, on the outside, in addition to the overt team manning the exterior entrances, you would also have someone in a discrete location, who is not easily seen by bad guys.
  8. All competent adults in the congregation should be armed.
  9. Train people in emergency medical and have trauma kits on hand.

There you have it, folks. The simple nine-step solution to your jihad problems. Simply turn your church, parish, temple or synagogue into an armed camp and all your worries will evaporate like mist on a summer morning.

Unless, of course, you’re attacked by suicide bombers. Then, you’re S.O.L.

p.s. Note to Elmer and the Oafs: “Real Men” don’t need to pack penis substitutes.

Featured image credit: Augustas Didžgalvis

Idaho faith healer: ‘Medicine is a product from Satan’

Laying_on_of_handsIdaho is in the news again. Oregon’s beautiful, but slightly wacky neighbor (It’s Tea Party troglodyte heaven, seasoned with a large dash of Mormon style fundamentalism.) is considering whether to remove a shield law that allows parents to kill their children by denying them proper medical care because “religion.”

After two children died from lack of medical care because of the parents’ beliefs, the Governor, Butch Otter, ordered a task force to look into the situation.

As you can see from the chart below, Idaho is one of nine states where you can get away with negligent homicide, manslaughter or capital murder because “Big Daddy” told you to do it. It’s also a “get out of jail free” card in Washington, Iowa, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Ohio, West Virginia and Virginia.
(You pull that shit in Oregon and we’ll give you a multi-year vacation at the Iron Bar Inn.)

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You’ll find a lot more info on the subject at Child Inc.

Last Thursday, (8/9/16) the Idaho legislature held hearings on the matter. Among those testifying, was self-professed “faith healer,” Dan Sevy. (Ever notice that these charlatans are always “self-professed?”) Accompanying Dan were 12 of “God’s groupies” from the cult-like church, “Followers of Christ.”

According to their post in Wikipedia, among the “Followers of Christ” doctrines is “a literal interpretation of scripture, including in the power of faith healing…the use of prayer and laying on of hands by church elders is believed able to cure illness…members of the Followers of Christ refuse all forms of medicine and professional medical care…The church practices shunning of those who violate or challenge church doctrine, including those who seek medical treatment.

In fairness (and more than a little embarrassment) I have to admit that the “Followers of Christ” organization is based in Oregon (with “churches” in a few other states, including Idaho). In fact, they are the reason we have strict laws against this sort of thing.

After several cases of members’ children “gone to meet their maker” a bit early because faith, prayers and laying hands on them didn’t cut it, the Oregon legislature “murdered” the religious exemption unanimously.

Which brings us back to the aforementioned “faith healer” and his attempt to keep Idaho from doing the same.

In his testimony, Sevy stated,

I want to point out that we believe in freedom of health care. Not free health care, but freedom of choice in health care.

Translation (according to church precepts): “We believe in the freedom to deny health care to the sick and dying.”

He continued,

And there’s no greater suffering than one that is personal to oneself, whether it be himself or his children, and I as a parent find the suffering of my children far greater than my own.

At this point, a State Senator, Jeff Siddoway, commented that he is religious (Mormon) and considers medicine one of God’s gifts. (If that’s true, Big Daddy was a few thousand years late in giving it.)

Sevy wasn’t buying that!

We believe that pharmaceuticals and medicine is a product from Satan. Proof can be found in one of the lost books of Enoch.

Equating it with “witchcraft and sorcery,” he continued,

Those who imbibe in those things will not attain a home in heaven…We do disagree with medicine and believe that it puts our very eternal lives in jeopardy…Our goal is eternity, it isn’t here. Our goal is not suffering…If the statute is changed, I’ll not change anything I do.

Btw, Sevy was the father of five children. Only three survived!

Will the task force make any recommendations to the legislature? And, if they do, will the legislature do anything about it?

I wouldn’t be inclined to hold my breath. After all this is the state legislature that passed a law requiring that the bible be part of the curriculum in courses such as law, philosophy, ethics, astronomy, biology, geology, world geography and archaeology. (Fortunately, the governor vetoed the law.)

However, if you think shield laws like this should be dumped in the trash where they belong, there is an online petition to get Idaho to do something about it. You’ll find it here.

Stay tuned!

In the meantime, check out the “faith healer’s” performance below and see how many “rotten tomatoes” you think it deserves.

Photo Credit: Public Domain photograph courtesy of Wikipedia.
Chart courtesy of http://childrenshealthcare.org
Video courtesy of The Idaho Statesman

Wing-nut: Dump The 9th Circuit, I Don’t Like The Way They Voted

6160800774_2cee6170bc_bLarry Pratt speaking at LPAC 2011 in Reno, Nevada.

Photo Credit: Flicker; Photographer: Gage Skidmore

A gun-butt organization is mad as hell at the 9th Circuit Court for their recent ruling on concealed weapon toting and they want the 9th Circuit eliminated. And no, I’m not talking about the NRA.

There’s been a lot of invective aimed at the NRA in the wake of the Orlando mass murders as well as the other mass shootings. And, quite frankly, it’s been well deserved. But, believe it or not, compared to Gun Owners of America (GOA), the NRA comes off like a bunch of liberal pansies.

According to Rational Wiki,

They [Gun Owners of America] not only oppose all new background checks (similar to the NRA), but would also like to see all existing background checks and other gun purchase restrictions removed. Furthermore, a major goal of the group is to also remove penalties for “straw purchases,” sales made to those who intend to sell or give the weapon to someone else who cannot pass a background check. As Larry Pratt put it, ‘There would be no straw purchasing if there were no limits on who can carry a gun.’

That brings us to the “wing-nut” in the headline, one Larry Pratt. He’s the co-founder and Executive Director of GOA.

The Southern Poverty Law Center‘s profile on Larry, describes him thusly,

Larry Pratt stands at the intersection of guns and Jesus, lobbying for absolutely unrestricted distribution of firearms while advocating a theocratic society based upon Old Testament civil and religious laws. A pivotal figure in the rise of right-wing militia, or “Patriot,” groups, he spoke at the notorious 1992 “Gathering of Christian Men” in Estes Park, Colo., where 160 neo-Nazis, Klan members, anti-Semitic Christian Identity adherents and others arguably laid the groundwork for the militia movement that would explode in 1994. He believes that white Christians must arm themselves for self-protection in the inevitable social implosions and riots that are soon to come.

Among some of Loony Larry’s oral-fecal emanations:

  • We are looking at a major assault on the right to keep and bear arms, and it is kind of reminiscent of Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia, where they used doctors as part of their torture routines and got people sent to the camps for improvement of their mental health.
    —”Talk to Solomon Show,” 2013
  • While the United States has forgotten its success in this area, other countries have rediscovered them. It is time that the United States return to reliance on an armed people. There is no acceptable alternative.
    Armed People Victorious (comparing militias during the American revolution to death squads in Guatemala), 1990
  • The right to keep and bear arms is just as important today as when the Bill of Rights was drafted. The right to keep and bear arms will be important until Christ comes again, because until then, people will be sinful. Crooks will steal, and murderers will kill, and government officials will tyrannize. The common thread is man presuming to make himself into a God.
    —”Tools of Biblical Resistance,” 1983

At this point, I think you get the general idea of the mind(?) set of the man.

He’s inserting himself in the news again because he’s upset that the 9th Circuit Court ruled that the 2nd Amendment doesn’t give citizens the right to carry concealed guns in public. In fact, he’s so mad that he wants the court abolished!

Last Friday, he showed up on “Liberty Roundtable” and called the judges “King George clones” and claimed they were responsible for “the destruction of the Second Amendment.” Oh, and the revolutionary war was the response when “King George came for the guns.

But, not to worry, Loony Larry already done thunk up a solution to the problem: Courts cost money and Congress holds the purse.

It can simply say that in the Ninth Circuit or any federal court, questions of concealed carry may not be considered, period, paragraph, and no funds will be available for such consideration. Takes it off the table right there. They could also — and I might even prefer — to remove that jurisdiction from the courts.

And, if that doesn’t do the trick,

The only court that is constitutional, that must exist, that must be able to operate, is the Supreme Court. If Congress decided that they actually stood for something, they could tell the Ninth Circuit, ‘You’re the former Ninth Circuit, we’ve decided we can do without you. You guys make life so difficult, it’s gonna be better without you. Buh-bye.’

For a “patriot,” he sure don’t know diddly about how the U.S. government works, do he?

 

Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore Suspended Over Gay Marriage Opposition

maxresdefault-3Alabama Chief Justice, Roy Moore, who has been long known for his opinion that his version of Khristianity trumps the Constitution has been charged with six counts of ethics violations because of his actions against marriage equality.

  1. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for disregarding a federal injunction.
  2. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for demonstrated unwillingness to follow clear law.
  3. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for abuse of administrative authority.
  4. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for substituting his judgement for the judgement of the judgement of the entire Alabama Supreme Court, including failure to abstain from public comment about a pending proceeding in his own court.
  5. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for interference with legal process and remedies in the United States District Court and/or Alabama Supreme Court related to proceedings in which Alabama probate judges were involved.
  6. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for failure to recuse himself from pending proceedings in the Alabama Supreme Court after making public comment and placing his impartiality into question.

The charges resulted from a complaint filed by the Southern Poverty Law Center, (SPLC).

In January, after SCOTUS decision on marriage equality in Obergefell v. Hodges, Moore issued an order to lower court judges, blocking the granting of marriage licenses to same-sex couples, stating,

Until further decision by the Alabama Supreme Court, the existing orders of the Alabama Supreme Court that Alabama probate judges have a ministerial duty not to issue any marriage license contrary to the Alabama Sanctity of Marriage Amendment or the Alabama Marriage Protection Act remain in full force and effect.

Last evening (05/06/16), after the charges were released, SPLC President Richard Cohen stated,

He is such an egomaniac and such a religious zealot that he thinks he can ignore court orders with impunity. For the sake of our state, he should be kicked out of office.

Moore responded to the charges by claiming,

The Judicial Inquiry Commission has no authority over the administrative orders of the chief justice of Alabama or the legal injunctions of the Alabama Supreme Court prohibiting probate judges from issuing same-sex marriage licenses.

As Moore’s own history shows, they most certainly do!

This is not the first time, Moore has been suspended from his duties. In a previous stint as Alabama Chief Justice, Moore commissioned a monument with two large carved tablets inscribed with the Ten Commandments for the Alabama Supreme Court Building. At the dedication, he declared,

Today a cry has gone out across our land for the acknowledgment of that God upon whom this nation and our laws were founded….May this day mark the restoration of the moral foundation of law to our people and the return to the knowledge of God in our land.

Two months later, the ACLU of Alabama, Americans United for Separation of Church and State and the Southern Poverty Law Center filed a suit to have the monument be removed because it “sends a message to all who enter the State Judicial Building that the government encourages and endorses the practice of religion in general and Judeo-Christianity in particular.

Moore lost the suit and the appeal that followed. The judge had ruled that the monument was unconstitutional because it violated the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. Moore was given until August 20, 2003 to remove it.

On the 14th of August, Moore stated that he was going to disobey the removal order. As of the 20th, as per the removal order, the state of Alabama was fined $5,000 a day. On the 21st, the other eight judges on the Alabama Supreme Court overruled Moore and ordered the monument removed.

On the 22nd, the Alabama Judicial Inquiry Commission (JIC) filed a complaint with the Alabama Court of the Judiciary (COJ). The complaint resulted in the suspension of Moore from the Chief Justice position until a hearing could be held.

The hearing was held on November 12th, 2003. During the hearing, Moore reiterated his statement that he would defy any ruling requiring the monument’s removal.

The next day, the COJ ruled that “Chief Justice Moore has violated the Alabama Canons of Judicial Ethics as alleged by the JIC in its complaint.” Due to his continued intransigence, the COJ decided that “under these circumstances, there is no penalty short of removal from office that would resolve this issue.” Moore was immediately removed from office.

Is A Nevada Lawmaker Endorsing Killing Cops?

FioreGunCops-1024x575Michele Fiore is a well-known “gun-boob,” but claiming that killing cops is ok?

For those of you who haven’t had the displeasure of meeting Ms Fiore, a bit of background is in order. Ms Fiore is the Assemblywoman representing the folks around NW Loss Wages, Nevada. (How well, is a matter for her constituents to decide.)PostCards_6x9_CS

Now, bear in mind that this is the state that so generously shared such political filberts as Sue (Pay your doctor with a chicken) Lowden and Sharron (2nd Amendment Remedy) Angle.

I first ran across this Sarah Palin/Michele Bachmann mashup a little over a year ago when I wrote a post about her incredible discovery of the cause and cure of cancer. It seems medical researchers have been wasting their time and a lot of money when the cause is simple and the cure is cheap.

If you have cancer, which I believe is a fungus, and we can put a pic line into your body and we’re flushing with, say, salt water, sodium cardonate ([sic] through that line and flushing out the fungus. These are some procedures that are not FDA-approved in America that are very inexpensive, cost-effective.

(For you non chemistry majors, sodium carbonate (Na2CO3) is commonly called “washing soda.” It’s used as a water softener.)

She’s also come up with a cure for the raging pimp problems this country is facing.

Instead of warm and fuzzy stickers and extended jail sentences why aren’t you serious about the sex offenders these pimps, come with the castration bill, come with a bill that will stop people in their tracks. You know it, like you want to get serious about stopping sex trafficking, so let’s get a serious bill before us.

And, she has graciously shared her infantile wisdom on the cure for campus rapes – ARMED COEDS!

If these young, hot little girls on campus have a firearm, I wonder how many men will want to assault them. The sexual assaults that are occurring would go down once these sexual predators get a bullet in their head.

Have I mentioned that Ms Fiore is a gun boob? Check out her Christmas card from last December.merryfiore2

And, of course, there’s her calendar:FioreGun1-1024x596

Oh, and I probably should mention that she’s a Bundy family fan. She was a supporter of Cliven Bundy in his fight to keep from paying $1,000,000 in fees for grazing rights on government land, which led to the Bundy Ranch Standoff (aka the “Battle of Bunkerville“).

And, she generously offered to ride along and comfort the Bundy boys when they were on their way to Portland’s “Iron Bar Inn” after their occupation of the Oregon wildlife refuge.

After she got back down to Nevada, she explained to the “Las Vegas Sun” that she didn’t see what the big deal was, the refuge occupiers were just camping out. She also told the “Sun” that if provoked, taking up arms against the government was perfectly acceptable.

If the government is going to point a gun at me, I’m going to point one right back. If you’re going to shoot me, I’m going to shoot you back.

Then, last week, in an interview for Las Vegas TV station KLAS-8, she doubled down on that last statement.

When asked by the station’s Steve Sebelius if she thought the 2nd Amendment gives you the right to point a gun at a “duly authorized law enforcement officer who is just out there doing his job.” she replied,

I would never ever point my firearm at anyone, including an officer of the law, unless they pointed their firearm at me. But, once you point your firearm at me, I’m sorry, then it becomes self-defense. Whether you’re a stranger, a bad guy, or an officer, and you point your gun at me and you’re gonna shoot me and I have to decide whether it’s my life or your life, I choose my life.

In parting, I’ll leave you with some good news (if you’re an ammosexual). Michele is running for Congress. Fiore_logoStay tuned!

 

Is Obama The Anti-Christ Lord Of The Flies?

130125obamaEver had a fly land on you? If so, YOU MAY BE THE ANTI-CHRIST!

At least, that’s the word according to the Khristian tinfoil toupee set. However, I wouldn’t get too excited if I were you. They seem to have reserved that honor for “The Son of Perdition,” or as you know him, President Barack Obama.

I first ran across this pile of donkey droppings on WND (World Net Daily, or as I call it, Weird Nuts Drooling) back in 2013. It seemed to be a “hot topic” (no plug intended) as the mental midgets at Druge Sludge even posted a YouTube video on it.

As to the “Anti-Christ” aspect, that keeps rearing its ugly mug. I’ve even written a couple of posts on it already.

In October of 2014, I did a post on a self-proclaimed bible “expert” by the name of Jonathan Matthew Wright claimed to have discovered secret prophesies about Obama by utilizing the Bible Code. (The real(?) one, not the book.) At one point, Jonny visited noted filbert, Rick Wiles, to discuss his “findings.”

Wiles: Either Barack Obama is the Man of Sin or he is strongly connected to the Man of Sin or the spirit of Antichrist.
Wright: That’s right. Those are my only — I’ve tried to look at this as an investigation not with an agenda, by the way, but what I’ve come up with those have to be the possibilities. Let’s just face it, he’s got a ring on that says, ‘There’s no God but Allah and Mohammad is his Messenger.’ Now, by definition, that’s Antichrist.

Yeah, about that “Anti-Christ” ring thingy. Seems it may not be that at all. Check out what Snopes.com had to say about that (including a high-def pic of the ring) and decide for yourself.

Then, last year, Weird Nuts Drooling found even more proof that the Big O is the Anti-Christ. It seems, to them anyway, that if you take a word from the New Testament and translate it back to Aramaic and then take a word from the Old Testament and translate it back and then combine the words, you’ve discovered the true name (sort of) of the anti-Christ. (I don’t make this stuff up folks, my mind isn’t that off-kilter.)

There’s even a video to guide you through this nonsense:

Check out my post on this prodigious pile of pucky.

Flash forward to this week and they’re still beatin’ on that dead nag. Oh, and the flies are back. (But, you’d expect that with a deceased horse.) Monday, Alex Jones had James David Manning on as a guest. You might remember Pastor Manning from some of his anti-gay tirades, but that wasn’t the purpose of this visit.

Nope, it was that moldy, oldie, Obama is the Anti-Christ, or at least the precursor. As Jones put it, ”

 

 

ps: I got curious as to why flies land on people, but instead of checking the “holey book,” I asked Google and found out that flies land on a person’s face or elsewhere on the body because they seek moisture and salts that accumulate on the skin. Looks like it doesn’t have a thing to do with “Beelzebub.”

Curt Schilling Throws Foul, Gets Sacked By ESPN

curt-702x336As a pitcher, Curt Schilling was incredible. As a human being? Not so much!

Tuesday, Curt gave the world a glance at his true colors when he shared and commented on a despicable transphobic meme:

A man is a man no matter what they call themselves. I don’t care what they are, who they sleep with, men’s room was designed for the penis, women’s not so much. Now you need laws telling us differently? Pathetic.

 

Photo Credit: FaceBook screen shot

Photo Credit: FaceBook screen shot

After the inevitable blowback, Curt was quick to take offense. He claimed his only sin was to make a comment about the basic functionality of mens and womens restrooms.

All of you out there who are just dying to be offended so you can create some sort of faux cause to rally behind.

I do NOT care what color you are, what race, what sex, who you sleep with, what you wear. I don’t care and I never have. And opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one and they usually stink.

You know how I know you ‘offended’ people are full of crap? Because I’m not even close to any of the things you so desperately want me to be, so you can whine.

This isn’t first unforced error. Back in August of last year, the twit tweeted this little gem:CNRD62vUsAAzIfW

That one got him benched by ESPN. This time around, he got shown the door. ESPN issued the following statement:

ESPN is an inclusive company. Curt Schilling has been advised that his conduct was unacceptable and his employment with ESPN has been terminated.

Don’t bother staying tuned, Curt’s not broadcasting anymore.

Haters Hate Girl Scouts Because They Don’t Hate

gsusaIt’s Girl Scout Cookie season again. (And no, they’re not made with real Girl Scouts.) That means it’s also open season on the GSUSA (Girl Scouts of the USA) by a certain segment of the troglodyte fringe.

I first noticed this batch of bull cookies (Not sold by GSUSA) a few years ago, when Family Research Council‘s Cathy Ruse sounded the alarm! It seems that a Colorado troop had the audacity to accept a 7-year-old transgender girl. Girl Scouts of Colorado has a policy that states,

Girl Scouts is an inclusive organization and we accept all girls in Kindergarten through 12th grade as members. If a child identifies as a girl and the child’s family presents her as a girl, Girl Scouts of Colorado welcomes her as a Girl Scout.

Seeing her “moral duty” this KKKhristian quickly took to the air to spread the alarm.

You’ve got a cross-dresser in the front office, you’ve got little boys admitted as little girls and those poor little girls in those troops have to pretend this is a girl? That’s child abuse in some people’s estimation.
Then in 2013 the fool gates opened wide.
Linda Harvey of Mission America claimed that the Girl Scouts were teaching “homosexual lifestyles” and “an attitude of suspicion toward males in general.
Jane Chastain of WND (World Net Daily aka Weird Nuts Drooling) alleged that GSUSA is in favor of prostitution and (GASP!) legal abortions.
The Girl Scouts adopted a new global agenda and began bemoaning the fact that the United States has not signed the radical U.N. feminist treaty, the Convention on the Elimination of all Forms of Discrimination Against Women, CEDAW, which would force nations to legalize abortion and prostitution. Guess a girl has to make a living!
So, according to this wing-nut,”elimination of all forms of discrimination against women” is the same as legalizing prostitution and abortion?
Btw, the Girl Scouts position on these matters is,

Girl Scouts of the USA (GSUSA) does not take a position or develop materials on these issues [human sexuality, birth control and abortion]. We feel our role is to help girls develop self-confidence and good decision-making skills that will help them make wise choices in all areas of their lives.

And then, there’s Kevin Swanson. Some of you may recall ol’ Kev as the KKKristian kook who keeps calling for the killing of any gays who don’t convert to the hetro lifestyle. But, I’ll leave that subject for another day.

Kev’s the one who inspired this rant when I read about his latest tirade against the GS and I’ll get to that in a couple of paragraphs. But Kev’s not a newbie in the GS slur department. Back in 2013, Kev begged his “Generations Radio” audience to boycott Samoas, Tagalongs and their ilk.

I don’t want to support lesbianism, I don’t want to support Planned Parenthood and I don’t want to support abortion, and if that be the case I’m not buying Girl Scout cookies. Please, I beg of you, do not buy Girl Scout cookies…I don’t see anything that promotes godly womanhood. The vision of the Girl Scouts of America is antithetical to a biblical vision for womanhood, it’s antithetical to it.
Kev added that Girl Scouts are creating a generation of independent women who will put a “communist in the White House” and promote the “gay and lesbian agenda.”
I think we understand why Barack Obama is President of the United States. He is incredibly popular with single women, incredibly popular. In fact, if you want a communist in the White House in the year 2020 you have got to get more daughters raised with the worldview, the independent mindset, the worldview that is presented by the Girl Scouts of America.

In 2015, Kev claimed GS corrupts children and stated he would not back down from criticizing the organization because Gee-zus! As Matthew (of Matt, Mark, Luke and John-boy fame) wrote,

If you offend one of these little ones who believes in me, it would be better for you that a millstone be hanged around your neck and you be drowned at the bottom of the sea.

Which brings us to today (actually last week). Kev used his radio program to renew his attack on Girl Scouts and also expanded it to homosexual promoting vehicles such as the Harry Potter movies and “How to Train Your Dragon.” It seems they featured “homosexual mentors provided to little boys.”

He praised Franklin Graham for renewing the call to boycott the cookies and then went on to claim poor little Frankie is “being persecuted by the gay Borg.”
As you read a few paragraphs ago, Kev has this thing about “death to homos.” On the last week’s program, he expanded that death wish to Girl Scout leaders because they “support women’s and LGBT rights.”

At the end of most of my rants, I say “Stay tuned!” As to Kevin Swanson’s idiocies, I’ll make an exception!

Glenn Beck: Elect Cruz Or Face Violent Revolution (VIDEOS)

Have you noticed how often Regressives and “Khristians” predict doom and gloom if things don’t go the way they want?

From Michele Bachmann predicting WWIII if the Iran deal went through,

With his Iran deal, Barack Obama is for the 300 million souls of the United States what Andreas Lubitz was for the 150 souls on the German Wings flight – a deranged pilot flying his entire nation into the rocks. After the fact, among the smoldering remains of American cities, the shocked survivors will ask, why did he do it?

To Rick Wiles claiming Big Daddy might fireball ‘Murica if SCOTUS didn’t rule against marriage equality,

America will be brought to its knees, there will be pain and suffering at a level we’ve never seen in this country. The word that I hear in my spirit is ‘fire.’ I do not know if it refers to riots or looting or war on American soil or a fireball from space. I simply know that a sweeping, consuming fire will come across the United States of America and this country will be charred and burned.

Not to be outdone by these “amateurs,” ol’ Glenn “Conspiracies-R-Me” Beck has chimed in with his half penny’s worth. Earlier this month, while claiming his filbert fantasies turn out to be true “80% of the time, or maybe more,” he claimed that if ‘Murica elected a socialist (Bernie), an authoritarian (Hairball), or status quo candidate (Hillary, Marcobot, Bush League II, a revolution would engulf the country.

I guess people were ignoring him or were too busy laughing to pay close attention because he brought this crackpot claim up again yesterday, on the campaign trail in Nevada.

He had the tea potty’s fav-o-rite pseudo-historian and graduate of Oral Roberts University, David Barton, (As a “historian,” he’s hysterical, if you’re into bad jokes.) on as a guest and they were crying in their beer (The root variety for Glenn, since he’s Mormon.) about poor Cruzy’s lousy 3rd place finish in S.C. In between sobs, the Beckster regurgitated his fantasy that the country would be mired in a revolution within a decade. Burton, who runs a pro-Cruzy PAC, readily agreed, saying his expert analysis of the exit polls confirmed this. (Sorry, but Burton couldn’t read the directions on a box of aspirin and get it right.)

Beck chimed in,

I’m telling you, we are on the path for revolution and a violent revolution. Right now, we’re talking about a velvet revolution, but if we make the wrong choice at this point – and I’ll make this case based on the polls and what we’re seeing and nobody in the media … they’re going to mock it. Don”t mock this warning! Please, don’t mock this warning.

Stay tuned!

Wing-Nut Rick Wiles: Numerology Proves Obama Killed Scalia

maxresdefaultWithin hours of Scalia’s death, the wing-nuts on the right have been screaming that the chain-smoking, alcohol-indulging, over-weight, 79-year-old troglodyte couldn’t possibly have died of natural causes. However, the latest filbert fantasy is really out there in “La-La Land.”

Rick Wiles has just “proved” that Obama killed Scalia in a pagan sacrifice. You may remember Ricky from his prediction, last May, that if SCOTUS approved marriage equality, Big Daddy would send a fireball to destroy us. (Still waiting, Rickster!) And how, you ask, did he find evidence to back up this nutticism?

I’m glad you asked. It seems it’s all in the numbers.

Monday, on little Ricky’s radio fiasco “Trunews,”  he broke the news to the world that Obama murdered Scalia as part of Lupercalia. Lupercalia, for those of you not hip to pagan holidays, is observed on Feb 13th to the 15th, and is supposed to avert evil spirits and purify the city, releasing health and fertility. Scalia, of course, was the human sacrifice to accomplish this. Not sure which city this was supposed to purify. (If it was Washington D.C., it probably helped a bit.)

More than that, this ritual sacrifice also marked the beginning of the country being ruled by our pagan fascist overlords. The Big O being one of them, I assume.

In events like this, according to Ricky, “There’s always human sacrifice involved.

As for his “by the numbers” rationale, Ricky had this to say,
The 13th was the 44th day of 2016, Obama is the 44th president of the United States, so you have this numerology thing taking place.

Oh, and that pillow-over-the-head thingy that has been previously used to prove foul play? (As opposed to my doing that to block out light and sound during naps.)

…deliberately left the pillow on his face as a message to everybody else: ‘Don’t mess with us, we can murder a justice and get away with it.’ And I assure you, there’s a lot of frightened officials in Washington today, deep down they know, the regime murdered a justice… This is the way a dictatorial, fascist, police state regime takes control of a nation…The day the justice died, the day justice in America died, they got away with it.

According to the Rickster’s gut rumblings,

We’re being sucked into a police state where anybody who opposes this regime will be at risk of extermination…Like the Soviet Union in Stalin’s day, it’s like any police state and now we’re in it.
Ricky, with the aid of his over-inflated ego, has also figured out who the next victim is – him!
It was a message to everybody out there: ‘Don’t mess with us.’ That’s the message. And it’s a message to people like me.

He neglected to mention whether this was supposed to happen before or after our meeting with the heavenly fireball.

Stay tuned!