Wacko of the Week [10/29-11/4/17]

American political discourse is deteriorating at an alarming rate.

What used to be considered crackpot conspiracy theories, fit only for the trash heap, are now mainstreamed by ratings (i.e. “money”)-hungry media. And, in the competition for airtime, digital coverage and the resulting inflow of Benjamins, the screwy scenarios keep getting screwier!

The “Iggy”

In recognition of this, RDTdaily has decided that ingenuity (or is that ingenscrewity?) should be rewarded. Starting today, we will be awarding the not-so-coveted Ignominy* Award (“Iggy.”) for the most outlandish filbert fantasy of the week. (*For any teabagger types that stumbled on this, an ignominy is “a public shame or disgrace.”)

This isn’t an award for stupidity. If it was, Rump would sweep it week after week. This is an award for the wackiest utterances from the tinfoil toupee troupe. Every week, we’ll be on the lookout for prime examples. Then on Sunday, we’ll announce the winner(?).

This week’s nominees are:

  • Phil Robertson for suggesting that listening to Beyonce will give you a sexually transmitted disease;
  • Zach Drew for saying that a gay Disney character means we’re “goin’ ta Hell”;
  • Rick Perry for claiming that fossil fuels help prevent sexual assaults
  • Rodney Howard Brown for his accusation that the CIA controls ISIS and vaccines are population control.

First, we’ll get rid of the “also ran:” In the runner-up position: Zach Drew!

Disney? Gay character? Perversion of youth? Going to hell? P.U.-leez! Sing me a song I haven’t heard a hundred times already.

If Zach wants to ride with the “Big Bunkos,” he’s gonna have to work on his originality!

And now, on to the chunky stuff!

THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE………..

In 3rd position: Rodney Howard Brown.

Rodney is another minor leaguer, but he has dreams. For instance, just a couple of weeks ago, he dreamed up the “fact” that Hollywood was rife with human sacrifice and cannibalism. Figuratively, I might agree with that, but literally?….That’s pushing it a bit.

But, this week, he topped (bottomed?) himself!

Our American men and women are being used as cannon fodder for the globalist agenda. We’re not in Afghanistan because we’re killing terrorists. The ISIS bases are in 49 states in America that the CIA brings them and trains them here and then ships them out to the areas of the world where they want there to be conflict. They are all trained here. Osama bin Laden worked for the CIA, so does Anderson Cooper. Work that one out.

He also spewed some BS about vaccinations being an effort by eugenicists to spread diseases and sterilize people, in an effort to control the population.

Which brings us to a couple of the aforementioned “Big Bunkos!”

In the #2 (in more ways than one) slot: Rick Perry.

As Energy Secretary, the Rickster (Or, as his base knows him, “Cuzin Ricky.”) is a petroleum pusher. While the world is winding down it’s use of fossil fuels, Cuzin Ricky has found the perfect reason to keep those oil rigs arunnin: they cut down on sexual assault!

But also from the standpoint of sexual assault. When the lights are on, when you have light that shines the righteousness, if you will, on those types of acts.

Hmmm,

  1. They haven’t helped a whole hell of a lot here in ‘Murica! Ask the victims of Weinstein, “Billo the clown” O’Reilly, Bush “the elder” and ol’ “Grabem by the pussy,” himself.
  2. Fossil fuels are “righteous?” (Does that mean they’re a kind of a black, gooey, stinky version of “holy water?”)
  3. Petroleum fumes are a lot more noxious than smoke from a wood fire. (That comment only makes sense if you’ve watched the vid.)

Which brings us to the wackiest of this week’s wackos: Phil Robertson!

Now, there are a number of ways to catch a sexually transmitted disease [STD]! However, as far as I know, aural sex isn’t one of them. But then, I’m not Phil Robertson! (Thank Darwin for small favors.)

According to the ersatz hillbilly, listening to Beyoncé will “rot your genitals off!”

And you wonder why 110 million of us have a sexually transmitted disease at any given time?

So according to God, the Center for Disease Control and me, don’t listen to that chick. She will lead you down a path into the microbe world. She’ll take you down a path you don’t want to go down.”

Boys, look out, the microbes are coming. They will rot your genitals off!

And so, for inventing a brand new way to get an STD, this week’s “Iggy” [large economy size] goes to Phil Robertson.(And, may he stick it where the sun don’t shine.)

Grouchy

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Was Las Vegas Massacre Carried Out By ‘A Gay/Lesbian Nazi Regime?

Rick Wiles is at it again with a doozy.

A week or so ago (10/13/17, to be exact) the Rickster went on his very inappropriately named “Trunews” to declare that the Las Vegas massacre was the work of “global government,” top secret “death squad!”

What we have in America is a death squad, there are multiple death squads. There is a top secret death squad operating in the United States of America and only a very small number of people at the top of the food chain, the ruling class in this country, know about the existence of this death squad. That’s what’s happening and they’re carrying out these atrocities.

I think that there is a government beyond the government that we all know about. There is a government that is higher than the U.S. government. It’s hidden, it’s secret, it rules; they have vast amounts of money that comes through illicit drug sales, pornography, human trafficking and they’re financing this super secret government. They have their own judicial system, they have their own laws for their own elite members. They’ve got killing teams. It’s very, very dangerous right now.

On the 18th, he doubled down, claiming that Henry Kissinger was involved.

Henry Kissinger is the secretary of state of the New World Order. There is a secret shadow government, it has its own infrastructure, its own courts, its own laws, its own structures, its own prisons…

(I always thought the NWO was a kayfabe faction in the old WCW.)

Anyway, according to Rick, one of the aforementioned “death squad” targets was Judge Scalia.

If they ever act like they’re the real government, the death squads will show up. Ask Judge Scalia what happens. You’ll have a pillow case put over your face and they’ll carry your body away and U.S. marshals won’t even get your body, somebody else will take your body, they’ll never call the police.

But wait! There’s more! (And, this is even doozier!)

It turns out, according to the Rickster, that the NWO is “a gay/lesbian Nazi regime.” He knows this because the Mandalay Bay security guard who encountered the shooter showed up on Ellen DeGeneres‘ show. (And, she’s a lesbian!)

We’re in a fascist Nazi police state! There will be a day that they tell law enforcement [officers] to execute your children right in front of you and they will do it.

America has become a Nazi state. The deep state is a Nazi state. That is why Campos appeared on a daytime talk show hosted by a fast-talking, dancing comedienne, and, let me add, a lesbian, because this Nazi regime is a gay/lesbian Nazi regime, just like Nazis in Hitler’s day. Hitler was a bisexual, the top Nazi leaders of the Nazi party were homosexuals. The Nazi takeover of Germany was a militant homosexual fascist takeover; that is what is taking place in America today.

(Sorry, I just can’t think of a snark nearly as hilarious as the preceding.)

Stay tuned. (I’m sure there’s a steady stream of stupid still to come.)

Grouchy

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Wingnut Outraged About Gay Couple On Star Trek

A gay couple on Star Trek? Oh the HORROR!!!

Evidently, that’s what’s on the menu in the new “Star Trek: Discovery(Quick disclaimer: I haven’t had the chance to watch the series yet, but I’ll catch up with it this evening.)

Homophobic troglodytes are outraged! At least one of them, anyway. Some dude named Peter LaBarbera, president of a group called “Americans for Truth About Homosexuality.”

A bit of background:

What are “the truths” about homosexuality? (h/t to RationalWiki for conveniently listing them.)

  • The biggest truth is that gays can be converted to straights by God’s love…Of course, it does not matter that the newly “straight” people are depressed, living lies, and even sometimes suicidal.
  • Gays are out to take over the world…The homo-facism must be stopped — they are teaching our children to respect each other regardless of things like who they love.
  • Gays are always invading schools, the centerpiece of their homosexual indoctrination scheme.
  • That we need your donation to do our good work.
  • That the gays are invading our churches, turning good churches into “sin-loving churches.”
  • That they are invading our politics. There are now three openly gay members of Congress. And you need to learn how to spot the gay in politics. Buy our book and we will tell you how.
  • That your taxes subsidize the Homosexual Agenda

(Oh, and the Southern Poverty Law Center has named “Americans for Truth About Homosexuality” a Hate Group.)

Now that the back has been grounded, on with the subject of today’s rant.

Last week, [9/26/17] LaBarbera went on VCY America to piss and moan about the Star Trek situation.

The homosexual activists are never satisfied, they always want more, more, more.

Actually, all they really want is to love and marry whoever they choose and to have the same rights and protections as the “straight” community!

We have yet to see an ex-gay, a former homosexual prominently portrayed in Hollywood.

That might be because there is no such animal as an ex-gay. There are homosexuals who no longer paractice homosexuality, but if you’re gay, you’re gay till the day you die! Homosexuality is NOT medical or mental! It’s more genetic in nature

I guess all we can do is not watch Star Trek. This sort of propaganda and political correctness is why Trump won in the first place.

From mounting evidence it’s looking like Trumps election had a hell of a lot more to do with criminal interference than “political correctness.”

Remember, the other side never stops fighting. There is a battle between good and evil in this country.

He got the “good and evil” part right, it’s just that he gets the sides mixed up.

But, the Star Trek rant was just part of LaBarbera’s message. He also urged his fellow troglodytes to put pressure on politicians to enforce Rump’s ban on transgenders in the military.

And, he wants the “very, very dangerousEquality Act killed because, if passed, it “would make it easier for homosexual activists and liberal attorneys to persecute people of faith for opposing this juggernaut which calls itself ‘gay.’

Stay tumed!

Grouchy

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Did Ann Coulter Help Write Trump’s Anti-Muslim Immigration Policy?

Ann Coulter (aka “The Wicked Witch of the NE”) is back in the news cycle again.

Today’s [7/10/17] issue of “New York Magazine” has some excerpts from Joshua Green’s new book, “Devil’s Bargain.” While the book is mostly about Steve Bannon’s influence over Donald Trump, there is a very interesting part about Ms Coulter.

When Trump came under fire because his campaign hadn’t produced a single policy paper, Bannon arranged for [Sam] Nunberg and Ann Coulter, the conservative pundit, to quickly write a white paper on Trump’s immigration policies. When the campaign released it, Coulter, without disclosing her role, tweeted that it was “the greatest political document since the Magna Carta.”

This isn’t the first time Trump has depended on Coulter’s racist views to rev up his rhetoric.

As Peter Reinart put it in “The Atlantic” back in June, 2016:

The secret of Trump’s success, she argues, has been ideological. He recognized that “Americans,” by which she mostly means Republicans, “are homesick.” They don’t just oppose immigration because they believe it depresses wages and strains government services. They’re homesick for a whiter America, an America that was once truly free because “it’s not in the Anglo-Saxon character either to take orders or to give them.” (Never mind about slavery.) Since 1965, however, when Lyndon Johnson signed legislation allowing more immigration from Latin America, Asia, and Africa, the United States has been, according to Coulter in In Trump We Trust, overrun by “illiterate peasants … who can be instructed to learn certain symbols and bloc-vote for the Democrats.” In response, Democrats, along with rich Republicans, keep the doors open to non-European immigration, and thus America has grown “browner” and “shorter.” (That’s Coulter’s description from Adios America). Corruption rises. So does terrorism and rape.

The only thing that surprises me out of all of this is that Trump didn’t put her in charge of Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS).

Stay Tuned!

Grouchy

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Wingnut Preacher: Trump ‘Receives Downloads’ From God

Everybody’s (not-so) favorite ex-con/current con artist, Jim Bakker, loves to have fellow filberts on his Survivalist Infomercial (aka “The Jim Bakker Show“). This week, one of the guests was a Khristian (as opposed to “Christian”) bible-beater named Frank Amedia.

For those of you fortunate enough not to have run across Mr. Ameia, he’s a self-anointed “apostle” who claims to have single-handedly stopped waves from the 2011 tsunami in Japan from hitting a Hawaiian island. (King Canute is spinning in his grave.)

I stood at the edge of my bed and I said, ‘In the name of Jesus, I declare that tsunami to stop now.’ And I specifically said, ‘I declare those waters to recede.’

He’s also a self-proclaimed profit….er, “prophet.” and joined other profits (Damn! Did it again.) prophets, to create a “POTUS Shield.” After all, Trump was (according to these nut jobs)God’s Guy,” annointed by Big Daddy hisownself. (I wonder what grade of crude oil, B.D. used?)

Well, I gotta tell ya, this bit of butt bussing impressed Trump (aka Herr Rump) sooo much that he made Frank and some of the gang, Official Trump “Christian policy liaisons.”

Anyway, as I said earlier, Frank and fellow flibert, Jim, got to gether this week so that Frank could regale us with his tales of Trump prophecies that slipped through his tinfoil toupee.

Among the tales was one of Big D. oiling (Did he use Exon oil?) up Herr Rump with a “Breaker Anointment,” so that Rump could break up things. You know, like the Republican and Democratic parties, as well as the news media. (Other than the Bullshit Mtn variety, of course.)

So, watch out, Kim Jong-un, YHWH’s “Breaker-in-Chief” is on the loose and looking at you!

So, you know, North Korea, you’d better be on your toes because you’re up against a breaker anointing of God. This isn’t about politics, this isn’t government as usual, this isn’t even militaristic, God has raised up…a breaker anointing. Anything that God opposes him against, he breaks up. He broke up the Republican Party…he broke up the Democratic Party, he broke up the news media. Everything that comes against him, he has a hammer against. So, I’m telling you, North Korea, you’d better stand down because you’re up against the breaker anointing of God.

Frank also had a few things to say about Herr Rumps fave-o-rite night-time activity: tweeting. According to Frank the twit’s tweets are part of the “gift of wisdom” that Elohim (Another of the Big Guy’s many aliases.) gave the Trumpster. Besides, because of Herr Rump’s “God-given gift of discernment,” being Prexy is a boring job and our pear-less leader needs distraction.

I believe he receives downloads that now he’s beginning to understand come from God.

(I have to wonder if Frank isn’t getting the “guy in the sky” and Putin confused.)

Stay tuned! (Or not.)

Grouchy

h/t: Right Wing News

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Pat Robertson: If You Find Trump Revolting, You’re Revolting Against God! (Video)

Crazy Uncle Pat is at it again! Never one to let a controversy go by unscathed, the poster child(?) for senility weighed in on “The Russian Connection” scandal.

Ignoring the fact that Flynn’s phone calls to the Russian Ambassador boarded on, or over, the treason line, Robertson, claimed the intelligence community was out to get Flynn. According to Uncle Pat, they were specifically monitoring Flynn’s phone calls.

Actually, U.S. intelligence agencies routinely monitor the communications of Russian diplomats. The problem for Flynn is that the then future National Security Advisor didn’t know enough about national security to know that.

Robertson doesn’t believe the intelligence agencies were going rogue to pick on Flynn. Not by the hair on your chinny, chin chin! The instigators of the plot were the usual suspects (of the tinfoil turban crowd). It was Democrats, liberal government officials and (of course) the media.

Let me tell you! Uncle Pat had more than a few things to say about that and the “grand conspiracy” to bring down Trump and his crew. For starters, he pulled out the “good(?) book.”

The kings of the earth rise up and the rulers band together against the Lord and against his anointed,” Robertson said that those challenging Trump are really fighting against God. – Psalm 2:2

Then, of course, he added his own twisted take on the situation.

I think, somehow, the Lord’s plan is being put in place for America and these people are not only revolting against Trump, they’re revolting against what God’s plan is for America. These other people have been trying to destroy America. These left-wingers and so-called progressives are trying to destroy the country that we love and take away the freedoms they love. They want collectivism. They want socialism. What we’re looking at is free markets and freedom from this terrible, overarching bureaucracy. They want to fight as much as they can but I think the good news is the Bible says, “He that sits in the heavens will laugh them to scorn,” and I think that Trump’s someone on his side that is a lot more powerful than the media.

Well, if it was Big Daddy’s plan to inflict Trump upon this country, he must be mighty pissed at us about something.

In parting, for your listening and dancing delight, I present a minute and 23 seconds of this insanity. Enjoy!

Was Flynn Forced Out By ‘Devil-Worshiping, Luciferian, Demon-Possessed Maniacs?’

Heronimus BoschWelcome to the weird, warped, wacky world of Rick Wiles. This is a world straight out of the fever dream of John of Patmos or maybe Hieronymus Bosch. The Rickster runs a nut-job radio program called “Trunews.” (“Tru”, it ain’t and as for “news,” it would only be that if he ever got anything right.) 

In the past, he has regaled us with such knee-slappers as,

Yesterday (2/14/17) on his show, the Rickster had another brain fart. (Either that or his tinfoil toupee slipped off again.)

Rick Wiles shares the disturbing mechanics behind the spiritual melee currently in full swing for control of President Trump’s cabinet and the fate of Christianity worldwide. Rick also discusses the mad ramblings echoing through the Democratic party, and reminds the audience of the communist origins behind the revolt for America’s soul.

I’m running low on Emetrol, so I’m just going to cover a portion of the program. If you’ve stocked up, click on the “show” link above. (RDT not responsible for any mental or medical malfunctions resulting from listening to his ravings.)

Here’s a short run-down of some of the bovine meadow muffins from the show:

  • Flynn was dumped because he knew about Hillary’s child molestation ring. (Can you say “Pizzagate.”) Of course, that only existed in the fevered brows of the Tinfoil Turban set, but hey, why let a thoroughly debunked conspiracy go to waste?
  • Devil-worshiping, Luciferian, demon-possessed maniacs” have formed a “criminal cabal [that is] running this nation and much of the world” that allows them to engage in “child trafficking, child molestation, child rape, [and] child murder.
  • Many of the key officials, elected and appointed, and in corporate board rooms and in Hollywood and in New York City, they are part of a global child molestation ring,”
  • Hillary is now “relishing in the fact that they brought down General Flynn because he knows what they are and what they’re doing.”

Here’s a short clip from the program. Hopefully, a small dose won’t be too lethal.

I’d say “stay tuned,” but I’m not that much of a sadist.

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Deranged Jim Bakker Is Sure Trump Is BFF With Jesus–Will Fight Evil Women Who Kill Babies

Jim Bakker, for those of you who don’t keep up with troglodyte bible-thumpers, is a lecherous, larcenist, preacher, who spent a few years learning the finer points of “rock hockey” after being caught for his misdeeds. In 1989,he was sentenced to 45 years in the  “Stony Lonesome,” but he wrangled a sentence reduction and only served five.

Since his release, he’s back at the old con shop, mostly pushing apocalyptic visions of the future and selling survival food and gear. (Of course, if you’re “raptured,” it’s a waste of money.)

To push his predictions, products and profits, he has an online broadcast (The Jim Bakker Show), with guests like Rick Wyles, Rick Joyner, Mike Huckabee and Carl Gallups.

In fact, Mr. Gallups was a guest on last Monday’s (1/16/16) show.

Carl Gallups has all the standard right-wing filbert credentials: He’s anti-gay, claiming it will completely destroy society and lead to enslavement.

He’s against Common Core, because, in his words,

Under Common Core, our smallest children in pre-school, kindergarten, etc. will learn about “the mechanics of homosexual sex because it has now been deemed normal and natural.

He’s also a “Sandy Hook Truther” claiming that the whole thing was a government hoax to justify new firearm restrictions and the grieving parents were actors.

Is it any wonder that Trump said Gallup’s endorsement was a “great honor” during the campaign?

As I said, on Monday Bakker had Gallup as a guest on his show. During their discussion, Bakker went off the deep end (again). He claimed that a million women are getting ready to march (Women’s March on Washington) because they want to kill their babies. They also want to kill Trump, because he’s leading the battle against evil. If they do that,they’re free to “sin.”

During the program, we also found out that Trump is a “born again” Christian (If that’s true, I want to see his “re-birth certificate.”) and has been ministered to for 15 years in preparation for the presidency.

Then Gallup piped in that the “demonic powers” (aka “Globalists“) are freaking out over the possibility that Trump may be president for 8 years, followed by Pence for another 8 and Trump’s son Eric taking over after that. (Hell, if that were a possibility, everybody should be freaking out!)

If you have enough Emetrol handy, here’s a clip of the proceedings:

Confessions of a ‘Demon Possessed’ Progressive

Yes folks, evidently, somewhere within my inner being, there dwelleth a demon. What kind of demon, I’m not sure. It can’t be an Incubus  because I haven’t gotten laid in ages. Maybe it’s Beelzebub. I’ve always considered myself to be a “fallen angel.”

Don’t get me wrong. I am not a subscriber to any of the “Current Prevailing Mythologies,” although I think Zoroastrianism is a hoot! (Jews and Early Christians must have thought so as well, since they adopted so much of it.)

I am not an Agnostic. Agnostics are really just “Chicken Atheists”.

I’m a “real, live, full-blown, fire-breathing Atheist” complete with horns and a tail.dragon-253539_1280-1080x654OK, I exaggerated a little on that last bit. I am real and I am alive (at least the last time I checked). I am full (especially around dinnertime), but I haven’t been blown in ages. Also, my breath may be a mite odoriferous, but it isn’t really incendiary. (The breath from my nether “mouth” is another matter altogether.) And, the closest I get to “horns and a tail” is being horny for some tail. (Boy, am I gonna hear from the “Fems” on that one.)

However, despite my disbelief in things that go “Woo Woo” in the night, it seems I’ve been infected by one of the Woo-Wooers. At least that’s what court-marshaled and kicked out, ex Navy chaplain, Gordon Klingenschmitt, claims.

It seems I’ve had the temerity to criticize Gordon in the past. It all started back in May of 2015. At that time, Mr K wasn’t too tickled about SCOTUS refusing to hear a challenge to New Jersey’s law, banning conversion therapy.

Of course, he knew exactly why they took that awful position. SCOTUS was cooperating with demonic spirits. Upon learning about that, I decided to research and write a post on the matter.

Over the following months, I’ve had occassions to revisit this loony toon. I mean, how could I pass up a filbert who claims that the FCC lets demonic spirits molest and visually rape children.

Well, (And, you may notice a thread running through all this.) criticizing this crackpot brought on a bad case of demon possession.

Le’ me ‘splain, or rather, lat the Colorado Coo Coo ‘splain.

On a recent Pray in Jesus Name program, Mr K revisited his favorite theme:

There is a demonic spirit of persecution in the world. They all hate Christians and they want to silence us and they want to accuse us and they want to falsely attribute words to us that we never said and then they want to twist our words to claim that we are the haters, that we are the criminals for simply exposing their evil.

He went on to claim that Christians that tell the truth are “going to stir up some angry demons inside of your opposition.

That doesn’t mean the Christians are wrong. It means there is something inside of those other people that was there before we came and now it’s getting angry because it is being exposed and that is the demonic spirit.

Problem is, Gordon Klingenschmitt is NOT a “Christian!” He’s what I term a “Khristian.” Christ never taught the bullshit this anal pit spews. In fact, a good percentage of his oral bowel movements are antithetical to Christ’s teachings. (Yes folks, like most of you, I spent my childhood going to Sunday School.)

That, (at least according to him) still leaves me with my possession problem. I’m not into exorcisms, but I wonder if a good strong dose of Ipecac would work?

Speaking of medicine, if you’ve got some Emetrol handy, here’s the program segment:

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Was Louisiana Flooding Caused By Government Weather Weapon?

29121363206_e72f558de7_bSeems like every time a horrendous event happens, the kooks come out. From Sandy Hook to 911, there’s always a certain contingent of mental midgets shouting from the cesspool that it’s a “false flag” government op. Last month’s flooding in Louisiana is no exception.

Meet Steve Quayle. (I’m not sure if he’s related to George “Pappy” Bush’s former Veep, Dan “potatoe” Quayle.) You may not have heard about him, I certainly hadn’t. However, he seems to be known to the tinfoil toupee set.

Ol’ Steve’s a radio commentator. (Well, shortwave radio, anyway.) He’s a guest of cutting edge conspiracy kooks such as Alex Jones, (A Trump consultant, btw) The Hagmann & Hagmann Report and the Khristians’ favorite ex-con scam artist, Jim Bakker.

Steve’s a believer in zombies, the Nazi’s alien base in Antartica, Planet X (aka Nibiru), Giant Reptilian Man Eating Demons and weather weapons. It’s the latter item that’s the subject of this post.

It seems (to Steve’s short-circuited brain cells) that the government decided to use it’s weather weapon on the unsuspecting citizens of Louisiana. (I guess the government figured they were “all wet” anyway, so what’s the big deal?) According to Steve, this had something to do with the government elites wanting to create a “generated famine” after stockpiling food in their “underground bases.”

In order to inform the nation of this nefarious plot, Steve appeared on the Jim Bakker Show. (Have I mentioned that both Steve and Jim’s websites sell food stocks to survive the coming apocalypse, in whatever form it may take? Not that that has anything to do with it of course.)

As Steve put it,

If you control the weather, you control the food; you control the food, you control the people. This is what’s going on in Louisiana.

There was a standing wave in Louisiana, that’s a weather weapon and weather weapons are real. And people, they knew it was going to come but they still stayed and that’s what’s tragic because weather weapons are real.

What you’re watching is a nation under siege.

You say you’d like to learn more about the evil American government’s weather war on its own citizens? Well, rejoice! Steve’s got you covered! He just happens to have written an entire paperback book, “Weather Wars,” on the subject and he’ll be glad to sell you a copy. And as an added incentive, for this month only, he’ll drop the price in half. What was a bargain at $30, can be yours for the low, low price of just $15. Such a DEAL! (If you’re as stupid as he hopes you are!)

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