hqdefault-2From the department of “How Can I Miss You if You Won’t Go The Hell Away?” comes word of Josh Duggar’s dream of making a TV comeback.

If you are asking yourself how an adulterous, pedophile (not to mention hypocrite) could worm his way back on your tv’s after being kicked off the tube for his disgraceful actions. (Actually, it was mainly due to the loss of ad revenue.) Let me explain how it works on Planet Khristian.

  1. You must do penance. In Josh’s case, he supposedly spent time at a Khristian camp atoning for his sins through labor. I say “supposedly” because there’s no actual proof that he did. He just disappeared for a few months.
  2. You must make multitudinous mea culpas. This is best done by going on sympathetic shows like those on Bullshit Mtn or maybe Dr. Phil. And, if they won’t have you, send a sympathetic surrogate, like wife Anna. (According to US Weekly, that’s exactly what he’s doing.)
  3. Do a “born again” tour. Khristians, particularly, love to hear sobbing confessions of your past misdeeds and how you spent hours on your knees begging Big Daddy to forgive you and how he spoke to you, telling you that your sins were forgiven and that you’re now “white as snow.”

According to US Weekly’s source, who’s supposedly someone close to the family,

If that goes well and people are sympathetic towards him, he is sure he can convince TLC to give him and Anna a spin-off – something to do with healing their marriage within the Christian faith.

Why, you ask, would he put himself through all that? MONEY!

Josh’s current and very fitting occupation is used car salesman at daddy’s car lot! According to Gallup Polls, that’s the least trustworthy occupation in the country. (Even bible thumpers score higher.) And, while it may be an appropriate occupation, it just doesn’t bring in the big bucks.

As US Weekly’s source put it,

Getting another reality show is the only way he can think of to make real money.

Will TLC give him another chance? Will advertisers overcome the stink and throw some Grover Clevelands (He’s the mug on the $1000 bill.) their way if they do?

Stay tuned!

Christian Terrorist Threatens to Hang Seven Mayors

Photo Credit: Arkansas Department of Corrections.

Photo Credit: Arkansas Department of Corrections.

Maverick Dean Bryan is a Christian. (Or, is that KKKhristian?) He’s also a convicted felon, the founder (and only known member) of the so-called “First Christian Militia of the USA” and a terrorist as well as a wannabe seditionist. In addition, he’s upset, VERY UPSET!

In fact, he’s so upset that he wrote letters to the mayors of Ashdown, De Queen, Hope, Lewisville, Murfreesboro, Nashville and Prescott, Arkansas threatening to hang them from “mighty oaks” if they don’t do what he tells them to do.

For starters, he’s pissed that schools are teaching common core and not Jesus Christ. (Or at least, his version of J.C.) He wants common core dropped and replaced with the bible. (He neglected to note which version is his preferred choice.)

Also, no more counting votes of any homosexual, Muslim, socialist, communist, atheist, or who worships a God besides Jesus Christ. Not only that, but he wants them kicked out of Arkansas. Oh, and he wants the mayors to hand over their counties to him.

Somehow, I get the feeling that Maverick doesn’t have a clue how things work on this level. Last I heard, mayors don’t run schools, don’t run election boards and don’t run counties. Although, if fairness, maybe they do on Maverick’s planet.

But, Maverick has greater ambitions than just setting Arkansas counties on the road to righteousness. He allegedly wants to kill every living American president, past and present, especially Jimmy Carter.

Not only that, but under the nom de plume of Lt. Gary Owen, he used a local shopper (Thrifty Nickle) to solicit $23,000,000 to overthrow the U.S. government. (Just a loan, mind you. He expected to have no problem repaying it from the spoils of war.)

Local law enforcement is well acquainted with Maverick. He was convicted of interstate motor vehicle theft in 1987 and has been arrested twice since then for possession of firearms. He is currently on probation for being a felon and wearing a .44 caliber pistol in a western style holster. When agents arrested him on March 18th, they found a shotgun in his home. (He seems to think that being in a “militia” trumps the law forbidding felons from firearm possession.)

On the 28th of March, U.S. Magistrate Judge Caroline Craven released him until his trial, however the local District Attorney requested a review of that decision by the U.S. District Court. On May 2nd, Judge Susan Hickey sent him back to jail, stating,

Defendant has an extensive criminal history involving the possession of firearms. In addition to his three previous convictions involving firearms, Defendant has admitted that he was impermissibly in possession of a firearm on the day of his arrest. Thus, Defendant has repeatedly demonstrated his unwillingness to abide by the laws concerning the possession of firearms by a convicted felon. This pattern of disobedience poses a threat to the safety of the community and gives the court little hope that Defendant would abide by any conditions set by this court.

Maverick faces a jury trial later this month. If convicted, he faces fines of up to $250,000 with five years in a federal prison, for each of the seven letters.

Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore Suspended Over Gay Marriage Opposition

maxresdefault-3Alabama Chief Justice, Roy Moore, who has been long known for his opinion that his version of Khristianity trumps the Constitution has been charged with six counts of ethics violations because of his actions against marriage equality.

  1. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for disregarding a federal injunction.
  2. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for demonstrated unwillingness to follow clear law.
  3. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for abuse of administrative authority.
  4. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for substituting his judgement for the judgement of the judgement of the entire Alabama Supreme Court, including failure to abstain from public comment about a pending proceeding in his own court.
  5. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for interference with legal process and remedies in the United States District Court and/or Alabama Supreme Court related to proceedings in which Alabama probate judges were involved.
  6. Violation of the Alabama Canon of Judicial Ethics, for failure to recuse himself from pending proceedings in the Alabama Supreme Court after making public comment and placing his impartiality into question.

The charges resulted from a complaint filed by the Southern Poverty Law Center, (SPLC).

In January, after SCOTUS decision on marriage equality in Obergefell v. Hodges, Moore issued an order to lower court judges, blocking the granting of marriage licenses to same-sex couples, stating,

Until further decision by the Alabama Supreme Court, the existing orders of the Alabama Supreme Court that Alabama probate judges have a ministerial duty not to issue any marriage license contrary to the Alabama Sanctity of Marriage Amendment or the Alabama Marriage Protection Act remain in full force and effect.

Last evening (05/06/16), after the charges were released, SPLC President Richard Cohen stated,

He is such an egomaniac and such a religious zealot that he thinks he can ignore court orders with impunity. For the sake of our state, he should be kicked out of office.

Moore responded to the charges by claiming,

The Judicial Inquiry Commission has no authority over the administrative orders of the chief justice of Alabama or the legal injunctions of the Alabama Supreme Court prohibiting probate judges from issuing same-sex marriage licenses.

As Moore’s own history shows, they most certainly do!

This is not the first time, Moore has been suspended from his duties. In a previous stint as Alabama Chief Justice, Moore commissioned a monument with two large carved tablets inscribed with the Ten Commandments for the Alabama Supreme Court Building. At the dedication, he declared,

Today a cry has gone out across our land for the acknowledgment of that God upon whom this nation and our laws were founded….May this day mark the restoration of the moral foundation of law to our people and the return to the knowledge of God in our land.

Two months later, the ACLU of Alabama, Americans United for Separation of Church and State and the Southern Poverty Law Center filed a suit to have the monument be removed because it “sends a message to all who enter the State Judicial Building that the government encourages and endorses the practice of religion in general and Judeo-Christianity in particular.

Moore lost the suit and the appeal that followed. The judge had ruled that the monument was unconstitutional because it violated the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. Moore was given until August 20, 2003 to remove it.

On the 14th of August, Moore stated that he was going to disobey the removal order. As of the 20th, as per the removal order, the state of Alabama was fined $5,000 a day. On the 21st, the other eight judges on the Alabama Supreme Court overruled Moore and ordered the monument removed.

On the 22nd, the Alabama Judicial Inquiry Commission (JIC) filed a complaint with the Alabama Court of the Judiciary (COJ). The complaint resulted in the suspension of Moore from the Chief Justice position until a hearing could be held.

The hearing was held on November 12th, 2003. During the hearing, Moore reiterated his statement that he would defy any ruling requiring the monument’s removal.

The next day, the COJ ruled that “Chief Justice Moore has violated the Alabama Canons of Judicial Ethics as alleged by the JIC in its complaint.” Due to his continued intransigence, the COJ decided that “under these circumstances, there is no penalty short of removal from office that would resolve this issue.” Moore was immediately removed from office.

Is Obama The Anti-Christ Lord Of The Flies?

130125obamaEver had a fly land on you? If so, YOU MAY BE THE ANTI-CHRIST!

At least, that’s the word according to the Khristian tinfoil toupee set. However, I wouldn’t get too excited if I were you. They seem to have reserved that honor for “The Son of Perdition,” or as you know him, President Barack Obama.

I first ran across this pile of donkey droppings on WND (World Net Daily, or as I call it, Weird Nuts Drooling) back in 2013. It seemed to be a “hot topic” (no plug intended) as the mental midgets at Druge Sludge even posted a YouTube video on it.

As to the “Anti-Christ” aspect, that keeps rearing its ugly mug. I’ve even written a couple of posts on it already.

In October of 2014, I did a post on a self-proclaimed bible “expert” by the name of Jonathan Matthew Wright claimed to have discovered secret prophesies about Obama by utilizing the Bible Code. (The real(?) one, not the book.) At one point, Jonny visited noted filbert, Rick Wiles, to discuss his “findings.”

Wiles: Either Barack Obama is the Man of Sin or he is strongly connected to the Man of Sin or the spirit of Antichrist.
Wright: That’s right. Those are my only — I’ve tried to look at this as an investigation not with an agenda, by the way, but what I’ve come up with those have to be the possibilities. Let’s just face it, he’s got a ring on that says, ‘There’s no God but Allah and Mohammad is his Messenger.’ Now, by definition, that’s Antichrist.

Yeah, about that “Anti-Christ” ring thingy. Seems it may not be that at all. Check out what Snopes.com had to say about that (including a high-def pic of the ring) and decide for yourself.

Then, last year, Weird Nuts Drooling found even more proof that the Big O is the Anti-Christ. It seems, to them anyway, that if you take a word from the New Testament and translate it back to Aramaic and then take a word from the Old Testament and translate it back and then combine the words, you’ve discovered the true name (sort of) of the anti-Christ. (I don’t make this stuff up folks, my mind isn’t that off-kilter.)

There’s even a video to guide you through this nonsense:

Check out my post on this prodigious pile of pucky.

Flash forward to this week and they’re still beatin’ on that dead nag. Oh, and the flies are back. (But, you’d expect that with a deceased horse.) Monday, Alex Jones had James David Manning on as a guest. You might remember Pastor Manning from some of his anti-gay tirades, but that wasn’t the purpose of this visit.

Nope, it was that moldy, oldie, Obama is the Anti-Christ, or at least the precursor. As Jones put it, ”

 

 

ps: I got curious as to why flies land on people, but instead of checking the “holey book,” I asked Google and found out that flies land on a person’s face or elsewhere on the body because they seek moisture and salts that accumulate on the skin. Looks like it doesn’t have a thing to do with “Beelzebub.”

Is Children’s Entertainment A Tool Of The Devil?

3001812901_149d357875Once upon a time, in the Cretaceous Period of my youth, life was different.

If you wanted to watch Saturday morning cartoons, you headed to the neighborhood theater to watch 13-15 Donald Duck, Mighty Mouse and Popeye cartoons, coupled with a Roy Rogers oater opera and the next chapter of the Rocket Man serial. And, 3-4 times a year, the Disney studio would release one of their feature length cartoons like “Bambi” or “Lady & the Tramp.”

Little did I realize that my young impressionable mind was being manipulated by “Old Scratch” himself. (No, not Walt. The big-time “Bad Boy” that dwelleth in the Hot Place. Mr. Disney was simply his tool.)

And, what vile, evil deed was the vile, evil deed-doer up to? According to the troglodytes favorite faux historian, David Barton, it was to create the animal rights movement. According to Dingbat Dave, there wasn’t any such thing until Disney came along and anthropomorphized animals. In the process of doing that, Walt turned them into pagan “gods.”

If you look back at the time of the Bible, a lot of the idols back then were actually animals. Dagon was the fish God…The Bible tells us that you are to be kind to your animals, but you don’t worship your animals, you don’t make a Dagon god out of them and that’s what we’ve now done.

And indeed, hunting has been undergoing a decline in popularity. Not sure if that’s Walt’s fault, (and he had a number of them) but I never considered hunting a sport anyway. There’s only two ways in which hunting could be considered a sport.

  1. Weaponless hunting. (i.e. mano-a-bestia) Just you and the bear, and may the best critter win.
  2. When they develop a weapon that an animal can accurately fire back. (In other words, you can bare arms if they can arm bears.) THEN it’s a sport. Until then, non-food hunting is just a substitute for a shriveled dick.

In the 50’s, the one-eyed monster invaded our homes. No more trudging to the local flick house. Now, you could watch Mighty Mouse Playhouse, The Roy Rogers Show and Space Patrol, seated on your comfy couch.

Never one to let an opportunity slip by, Belezebub saw a vehicle (according to Khristian wing-nuts) to inoculate us with pro-gay messages. Of course, he couldn’t come right out and say “Gay is good!” Instead, he turned some of our favorite characters gay.

  • For starters, Khristians were deeply suspicious of “Sesame Street” muppets, Bert & Ernie. (Two males living together? You just knew they were doing the dirty deed.)
  • Then there was Piglet from the Winnie the Pooh series. (Well, he talked sweet and he was PINK!)
  • Remember the Blue Power Ranger? Turns out “Blue” wasn’t gay, but the actor who portrayed him was. (I’ll give the nuts 1/2 point on this one, although I’ve never seen evidence that he played him “gay.”)
  • The “Teletubbys” Tinky Winky was outed by Jerry Falwell, who said his character promoted homosexuality and unconventional gender roles. He did sport a triangle-shaped antenna and he carried a PURSE! (Of course, multitudes of males carry purses. They just call them “briefcases.”)
  • Even “Peanuts” got blasted for its “Peppermint Patty” character. (Since she was a tomboy and sooo good at sports, she had to be “butch.”)
  • There were many other characters,called out for being gay, ranging from Kermit the Frog to Velma (of “Scooby Doo” fame) to Snow White’s seven dwarfs and even He-Man, himself.

I am NOT saying there weren’t or aren’t gay characters in family entertainment. “The Simpsons” Waylon Smithers comes to mind real quick. They even did a 2-part story of him exiting the (very transparent) closet.

And in the “Harry Potter” series, Albus Dumbledore is gay. I have to admit, I’ve read the series several times and I never got a clue until the author, T.K. Rowling, explained that he was. (I must have been playing hooky the day Big Daddy distributed the “Gaydar.”)

And now, for something (almost) completely different:

The wrong-wing’s latest crusade against Muslims also centers around children’s programming. Once again, the culprit is the nefarious “Sesame Street.” It seems they have the effrontery to add a new muppet to the cast. An AFGHAN GIRL MUPPET! (Oh, the humanity!) Well, let me tell you, Bullshit Mtn isn’t about to take this laying down! (As if mountains of bullshit could lay down.)foxnation-sesame-street-zariZari is a six year old that has been added to the Afghanistan version of the show. (An Afghan on an Afghan show? What a concept!) As the producers explained in their press release,

Sesame Workshop unveiled today its first Afghan Muppet, Zari, a curious and eager six year-old girl, who will make her debut in season five of Baghch-e-Simsim—the local co-production of Sesame Street. Zari, whose name means “shimmering,” will be featured in new, locally produced segments that focus on curriculum topics like girls’ empowerment, national identity, physical health, and social and emotional well being.

This dastardly move has invoked Regressive headlines such as Sesame Street Goes Halal, Incorporates Sharia Law & Islam Into New Episodes.

While the character is probably meant to be Muslim, since most Afghan residents are, there are ZERO indications that Islam or Sharia Law will have any part in the portrayal. That hasn’t stopped speculation that she’ll be fitted with a suicide vest and sent out to jihad something. Here’s a quick sampling of comments, courtesy of www.NewsCorpse.com:foxnation-comments-sesame-street-zariSo, there you have it, from anthropomorphized animals turned into pagan gods to outing cartoon characters even when there’s no credible evidence that they’re in, to criticizing an Afghan program, (that won’t play outside of Afghanistan) for having an Afghan muppet as part of the cast, the wrong-wing Khristians are ever vigilant against the imaginary manipulations of Mephistopheles!

Stay tuned!

(h/t NewsCorpse.com)

Did A Texan Find A Fossil From Noah’s Flood?

10115796_GA Texas troglodyte found a fossilized snail shell in his yard, so just natural, it must have gotten there during Noah’s flood.

As he put it,

From Noah’s flood to my front yard, how much better can it get? What’s really interesting to me is we’re talking about the largest catastrophe known to man, the flood that engulfed the entire world,

The fossil finder, who goes by the handle of Wayne Propst was a diggin’ in his aunt’s yard, replacing the dirt with some better dirt when he spied the shell. Of course now, he weren’t no fossil expert, but he knew just who to get hold of to make sure this weren’t no evil scheme laid out by “Old Scratch” to deceive him. So, he sent off a photygraph to a “real” expert. (Or, at least one that claims he is.) A feller name of Joe Taylor.

Ol’ Joe’s got a collection of fossils in his Mt. Blanco Fossil Museum. Not only that, but Joe’s a writer on the subject. In his “Giants Against Evolution” book, he “proves” that mastodon bones don’t come from no mastodon. Thems the bones of the giants who used to walk the earth. Ya’ll know, the one’s mentioned in Genesis 6:4. In his “Fossil Facts & Fantasies(Heavy on the fantasies.) he exposes the false claims made by evolutionists and the “truth” set forth in both the fossil record and the Bible.

Now, most of them pointy headed scientist fellers wouldn’t rule on a fossil unless they could examine the real thing, but that didn’t hinder ol’ Joe none. He knowed just by a lookin’ at the picture that it was the real thing, laid down back when Big Daddy was a givin’ the earth a bath. In fact, Joe was plumb impressed with the find.

I’ve never heard of anything about that from over there, I’m surprised he found it there.

That just made Wayne’s day. As he put it,

Now all I got to do is go in front of my aunt’s house and pick up something from back when it all began. I don’t even have to search anymore.  Who else can say they have a front yard full of Noah’s dirt?

Jewish scholars place the flood in 2150 BCE, which must have come as quite a shock to a lot of already existing bronze and iron age civilizations in Egypt, Ireland, India, Greece, Peru, Ukraine, China and a lot of other places. Funny thing is, every one of them forgot to mention it happening during their time.

The other problem for creationists is that there is absolutely no credible physical evidence of a simultaneous world-wide flood, and there should be lots.

Cretaceous_seawayFor a bit more info (albeit snarky) about the whole creation thingy, check out a pair of posts I published “The Theory of Evil-ution Vs The Myth-ology of Creationism (Pt 1)” and “The Theory of Evil-ution Vs The Myth-ology of Creationism (Pt 2)“. They’re a fun read if I do say so myself.

Of course, there was that snail shell. And, it was laid down when Texas was underwater. Thing is, Wayne and ol’ Joe only missed dating it by 65 million years. You see, back in the Cretaceous Period, Texas was covered by water. (That was when T-Rex and his smaller cousins were running the world.) In fact, as you can see from the map, North America was really three very large islands at the time, with a huge inland sea splitting them up. The whole state of Texas was home to sea critters.

All requirements to obtain a marriage license by the State of Alabama are hereby abolished and repealed. The requirement of a ceremony of marriage to solemnize the marriage is abolished.

Alabama_State_Capitol_BuildingAlabama idiocy is back in the news again. Fresh from telling its cities that they can’t raise the minimum wage for their impoverished workers and advancing a bill that denies benefits for people rich enough to own an old car, they done thunk up (stunk up) a new POS.

As with many Bible/Bubba/Bozo states, ‘Bama has a BIG problem with marriage equality. Remember, this is the state in which the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Roy Moore, defied SCOTUS by instructing state probate judges not to issue same-sex marriage licenses. A federal judge slapped that bit of garbage down real quick, ordering the state’s probate judges to issue same-sex marriage licenses in accordance with the Supreme Court’s ruling.

Since the state couldn’t avoid gay marriages by judicial fiat, they decided to try the legislative route.

Last summer, during a special session, a bill (SB 21) was introduced in the senate that would take Alabama out of the marriage business. It passed the senate and was sent to the house.

According to the bill’s house sponsor, Jim Hill,

This would not require them [state probate judges] to issue the marriage license but would allow the individuals to sign the contract and record it in the probate court just as you record a deed with the probate court.

Since the bill was outside the governor’s call for a special session, it required passage by a 2/3 majority. The house vote was 53-36, but it needed 70 votes to be passed on to the governor’s desk.

But, that was in special session. The legislature is now in regular session and only a majority is needed to pass it. So, here they go again with (SB 143). Under the bill, marriages are no longer marriages in ‘Bama. They are now independently drawn up “contractual partnerships.”

All requirements to obtain a marriage license by the State of Alabama are hereby abolished and repealed. The requirement of a ceremony of marriage to solemnize the marriage is abolished.

According to the bill’s sponsor, Greg Albritton, it’s just going back to those good ol’ days.

Early twentieth century, if you go back and look and try to find marriage licenses for your grandparents or great grandparents, you won’t find it. What you will find instead is where people have come in and recorded when a marriage has occurred….When you invite the state into those matters of personal or religious import, it creates difficulties.

Not quite sure how this protects the sanctity of marriage, that Regressives claim to revere. However, by taking this approach, it effectively prevents the state from having to issue marriage licenses to them damn LGBT types. Of course, they’re not spinning it that way.

There are some restrictions.

  • Parental permission is required for those between 16 to 18.
  • You can only enter one partnership at a time.
  • You can’t “partner” with kin, blood or adopted. (That’s gonna PO some cuzins.)

The state’s roll would simply consist of recording the partnership. Which begs a question. What happens if a probate judge decides it violates his religious freedom if he has to record a gay couple’s partnership?

How it affects couples that want to apply for the benefits, rights and privileges that come with a marriage certificate is also currently a question without answer. As are, how do couples handle name changes, joint checking accounts or military benefits? And, what happens if a couple subsequently moves out of the state? Do they have to marry in their new location?

On Wednesday, the senate passed the latest version by a vote of 23 to 3. Now, it’s on to the house.

Stay tuned!

KKK Preacher And Trump Supporter: Jesus Wasn’t Jewish

9264564_GMeet Thomas Robb. Tommy is many things:

  1. Tommy is the National Director of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. (He took over the position from David Duke.)
  2. Tommy  is a wing-nut Khristian bible thumper in the “Christian Identity Movement” (CI’s believe Big Daddy created a couple hundred billion galaxies in a day, although it took him a week to build the earth. They also believe that Jews are not Israelites, they’re descended from Khazars, a semi-nomadic tribe that lived in western Turkey and the Caspian Basin. Either that or they are the descendants of Eve and the snake doing the horizontal mambo.)
  3. Tommy is a broadcaster. (on KKKradio.com)
  4. Tommy is a publisher of a wing-nut rag called “The Torch.” According to the rag itself: “The Torch is published quarterly by Thomas Robb Ministries eight times a year.” (Seems like Tommy is even too damn dumb to know there are only four quarters in a year.)
  5. Tommy is a hairball fanboy. (Or, as I call them, a “Trump chump.”)
  6. Tommy is an idiot. (You’ve probably figured that out already.)

As a KKKK klod, Tommy is a dyed-in-the-wool (Dyed white, of course.) “white supremacist.”

When the Negro was under the natural discipline of white authority, white people were safe from the abuse and violence of the Negro, but the Negro was also safe from himself.

That dovetails with his “Christian Identity” fantasy that non-whites are “mud peoples” created before Adam and Eve. Among some of the CI delusions:

  • There were two different creations of humans. Non-white people were created out of mud along with the animals on the sixth day in Genesis 1:26.
  • Adam and Eve were the first white people and were created out of clay after the original 7 days of the “creation” in Genesis 2:7-22.
  • The United States is the “promised land” that God promised to his people in Bible prophecy. However, the current government is ungodly and controlled by the Jews, so the U.S. government is called the Zionist Occupation Government, or simply ZOG.
  • The nation of Israel in the Old Testament of the Bible is the Celtic, Germanic, and Anglo-Saxon peoples and their descendants.

Which brings us to today’s topic:

Last Wednesday, Tommy showed up on Fox Radio’s “The Alan Colmes Show.” On the show, he claimed that Jesus was an Israelite and not a Jew.

It all started when Colmes asked Tommy if he was aware that Jesus was Jewish. Tommy had a quick response.

Well, yeah, that’s another story. I don’t believe that’s true, I don’t believe it’s true. He was a Tribe of Judah.

Colmes asked him again if Jesus was Jewish.

No! He was an Israelite.

Tommy believes that whites of European descent can be traced back to the Lost Tribes of Israel. (See above) that means the Jesus was white. (One of the problems with that is that the “Lost Tribes” had been lost for about 700 years by the time of Jesus.)

Colmes reminded him that the bible explains that Jesus was of the Jewish faith, but I guess that’s part of the bible that Tommy doesn’t believe in.

Whatever you say, whatever you say. It is a matter of dispute, it is a matter of dispute. He was an Israelite. The people that are today called Jews are not Israelites, they’re Khazars.

As I stated earlier, Tommy is one of those idiots in CI that believe that Jews are the aforementioned “descendants of Khazars” and not the inhabitants of the Kingdom of Judah.

Colmes wasn’t buying this bullshit. He tried to explain that “Israelite” wasn’t a religion and he was unaware of any Christians (as opposed to Khristians) who believed Jesus wasn’t Jewish.

Not having an answer to Colmes, Tommy tried to change the subject.

Even if you’re right about everything you say, which I contest — but even if you are right about everything you say, that does not justify the genocide that is affecting our people today. I’m referring to white genocide. I don’t know by whom — it doesn’t matter by whom.

No, that doesn’t make any sense to me either, but then I’m not a white supremacist.

Stay tuned. (If you’re into whacked out filbert fantasies.)

Donald Trump, David Duke And Antisemitism

CNR_aoNUYAA477nIs Donald Trump antisemitic? Or is he so ignorant or unobservant that he reverts to stereotypes? Trump is a bigoted racist in speech and deed, there is no question about that. The only question is whether that extends to antisemitism.

The hairball has made some stereotypical comments about Jews, such as these from his December speech to the Republican Jewish Coalition.

Stupidly, you want to give money. …You’re not going to support me because I don’t want your money….I’m a negotiator, like you folks….Is there anyone in this room who doesn’t negotiate deals? Probably more than any room I’ve ever spoken.

However, I would chalk that up more to insensitivity than bigotry.

Also, he has a daughter, Ivanka, who converted to Judaism in 2009. From all accounts, Ivanka is very faithful in following Jewish precepts. And, from all accounts, he’s proud of her.

And, there are statements like this one from January of this year.

I will be very good to Israel. People know that. I have so many friends from Israel. I have won so many awards from Israel. I was even the grand marshal for the Israeli Day Parade a few years ago. So I will back Israel.

Of course, this is the same man that claims Hispanics and Black-Americans love him and will support him at the polls. (So far, I haven’t seen very much evidence of that.)

He does have a bit of a problem with Jewish Zionists. Or rather they have a problem with him. It seems he is not a member of the “Israel can do no wrong” crowd. At the aforementioned Republican Jewish Coalition speech, he suggested that Israelis and Palestinians were equally culpable for the collapse of the peace process. That comment drew quite a few boos from the crowd. He also cautioned against taking hard stands prior to negotiations.

You can’t go in with the attitude ‘we’re gonna shove it down your,’ you’ve got to go in and get it and do and do it nicely, so that everybody’s happy.

Despite what some extremists would like you to believe, taking a more neutral stand on some Israeli issues is not the same as being antisemitic.

That hasn’t stopped other extremist bigots from throwing Jews into the “them” category in the “us vs them” mindset.

And, speaking of those extremists, meet David Duke.

For those of you who weren’t around then or have short attention spans, David is a former member of the Louisiana House of Representatives (1989-92) as well as a candidate for President in 1988 & 1992, Louisiana Senator in 1990 & 1996, Louisiana Governor in 1991 and U.S House in 1999.

He’s also a former Grand Wizard of the KKKK (Knights of the Ku Klux Klan). In 1980, David dumped his robes, put on a suit and formed the NAAWP (National Association for the Advancement of White People). In 2005 he received an honorary PhD from the antisemitic Ukrainian Interregional Academy of Personnel Management (MAUP), an institution that has been described by the Anti-Defamation League as a “University of Hate

Trump has claimed that he didn’t know who Duke was. However, in 2000, when the DONALD was considering a presidential wannabe run as a Reform Party candidate, he decided not to, because he didn’t want to be associated with Pat Buchanan and his supporter, David Duke. At the time he knew enough to call Duke “a bigot, a racist, a problem.”

Times have changed and now that the hairball’s fan base consists of a large number of white supremacists, Duke has climbed on The DONALD’s bozo wagon. A few days ago, on his radio program, Duke warned his followers not to vote for Trump’s opponents.

Voting for these people, voting against Donald Trump, at this point, is really treason to your heritage.

Then on Monday, he explained that if ‘Murica was to survive “Zionists and the Jewish tribal extremists,” Trump must be elected.

We must understand that we are now in a struggle for the survival of European mankind. We must never mince our words about that. We are going down in numbers, all over the world. Mass immigration is going to completely remake our countries, our politics, our values, our religious beliefs, everything in which we identify with; everything and every value we have and the most critical issue facing the United States of America is whether or not we are going to remain an overwhelmingly European nation with the values of western Christian civilization or whether we’re going to become some sort of Third World nation and whether or not we’re going to be continued to be robbed and exploited and oppressed by the ultimate ethnic supremacists, of course, we’re talking about the Zionists and the Jewish tribal extremists.
There is a possible cause for Duke’s statement that has nothing to do with whether Trump is antisemitic. Duke goes on to say,
It’s obvious now to everybody. The top seven Super PACs of Hillary Clinton are all Jewish Zionists. No wonder she’s always supported these insane wars for Israel in the Middle East orchestrated by neocons for the interests of Israel rather than America. We have the same thing going on with the Republican Party today. The only person who has stepped out of that agenda has been Donald Trump .
Duke also commented favorably about Hairball’s stand on “mass immigration(Code for “non-Europeans.) and “the international bankers.” (“International bankers,” of course, being code for “Damn Jews”) In closing, he admonished his listeners that,
It’s very, very important that he wins this election for both the Republican nomination – and I think it’s important for him to win the presidency of the United States.
Stay tuned.

Rafael Cruz: My Son Will Be America’s King Josiah (VIDEO) (AUDIO)

Pair of CruzysCruzy’s crazy old man, Rafael, is back in the news. It was just last month that Rafael had gone on Dove TV’s “Focus Today” to state that Teddy’s run for the White House was divinely sanctioned.

It was as if there was a presence of the Holy Spirit in the room and we all were at awe and Ted, all that came out of his mouth, he said, ‘Here am I Lord, use me. Here am I Lord, I surrender to whatever Your will for my life is.’ And it was at that time that he felt a peace about running for president of the United States.

Then, last Friday, he visited Sandy Rios at the Khristian controlled National Religious Broadcasters Convention. Since Cruzy is Sandy’s preferred candidate in the Regressive presidential wannabe contests, it was only natural that the two filberts get together.

o-SANDY-RIOS-facebookSandy, if you haven’t had the displeasure of meeting her, is the American Family Association’s Governmental Affairs Director. She’s also a Bullshit Mtn. contributor and a talk radio host (“Sandy Rios in the Morning). Some of you may remember her from some of her greatest (s)hits, such as “Migrant Kids Spread Disease Because They Don’t Know ‘How To Go To The Bathroom Properly,” “Secular Jews Have Been The Worst Enemies of the Country,” “Children are ‘Sexually Abused’ by ‘Homosexual Advocacy’ in Schools” and “Gay Rainbows Increase Terrorism Threat For America.”

In their discussion, Rafael repeated his earlier claim that his son’s run for the White House was divinely sanctioned. He then went on to describe a crises in the making.

…with the death of Antonin Scalia, we are in such a precarious balance in the Supreme Court, one more liberal justice and we will lose all of our freedoms.
The solution to the crises was, of course, his son, since only he could be trusted to put a “conservative” butt on the bench. (Not his exact words.)
Since Cruzy’s whole campaign is based on bolstering his Khristian filbert base, Sandy asked him,
Where is God in this campaign for you? I mean, I know you think your son is uniquely qualified; many, many people feel that same way, what if God does not grant that? What do you think that means to us?
After that nerf-ball pitch, Rafael swung his bat.

America has been just declining so much that you could say that, perhaps, there is judgment for America. But you know, look at the example of Josiah, King Josiah, in the Old Testament. The people of Israel, where judgment was imminent, because a godly man, a man that brought the people back to the law – and what just happened is judgment was deferred, and so it restored confidence in the people.

All we need is a leader that will take us back to the Judeo-Christian principles, to the rock-solid principles of the Constitution, that will make America again that exceptional country that will take us back to where there’s freedom, there is opportunity, there is the ability for any American with hard work and perseverance to achieve any of their dreams.

 Teddy would save ‘Murica by “removing taxes, removing regulations and cutting down the size, power and scope of the federal government as a servant to We the People.
Sandy had another nerf-ball pitch ready.
But if Christians don’t make the right choice, and you know what, they are tormented, I hear from them all the time, some of them think that Trump has the charisma, the machismo, as it were, to turn this whole thing around and they think that maybe he can win because of his pop culture appeal and so they’re torn about who they should support.

Refael warned Khristians to avoid a charismatic candidate who only offers “empty words” and “elect a man who is calm, who is not driven by emotion, because that could lead us astray very quickly.”

Final thoughts on “God endorsed” candidates. They all seem to be right wing Regressives and they all lose. Makes me wonder if Big Daddy’s a practical joker and if he is, who’s the joke on?

Stay tuned!