Alex “Wo0 W0o” Jones is at it again!
Fresh from a “coffee shower” in Seattle, (More on that in a bit.) “Wo0 W0o” has decided to reverse his long-standing objection to reparations.
Don’t get me wrong, “Wo0 W0o” is still against reparations for “First Nations” and Black folk, but he has found a persecuted majority that he believes deserves some help in that area – White Americans!
There needs to be reparations for white people the last 20, 30 years, getting attacked and killed by the tens of thousands every year…There needs to be real travel advisories. They used to have in the 60s some places like Selma, Alabama, The New York Times would put travel advisories out for black folks.
To back up his story, “Wo0 W0o” cited one of Hair Fuhrer’s bogus tweets. It seems, as usual, Rump got his facts bass-ackwards. He claimed that 81% of the murders of White people were committed by Black people. I did some checking and in the latest stats I could find,  the actual percentage of Black on White murders was 13.61%. White on White murders came to 83.49%. (By “Wo0 W0o’s” reasoning, and using accurate stats, White Americans should avoid predominately White populated areas, for their own safety.) Also, that “tens of thousands every year” was 3005 in 2013!
Meanwhile, back at the rant,
It doesn’t matter that most of the basketball players you see who happen to be black have the same haircut, or David Beckham, or anybody else. It doesn’t matter. You need to find that racism. In the eclipse. In a guy’s short haircut. In whatever it is. You’ve got to find it. It’s got to be there. So that’s why I’ve issued a travel advisory for the United States for white folks going to places like Denver, Detroit. Places like Chicago, places like Seattle, because I’ve been to these towns and I’ve experienced it.
I’m not sure I quite understand the link between hair length and racism. Then again, there are very few things that emanate from “Wo0 Woo’s” oral orifice that I do understand.
As to the cities he listed, in most cases, I’m not sure why those were singled out, other than they are all large cities with sizable minority populations. But so do most other large cities. However, I do have a clue about Seattle.
A few days ago, “Wo0 W0o” was in Seattle, and he didn’t exactly get a warm welcome. Between the “FU” battles, the “Finger Flip-offs” and having a cup of coffee dumped on him, (Talk about a waste of good coffee!) he didn’t have a real fun time.
Alex also touched on the persecution of Southerners over their “heritage” (treason and racial bigotry).
You’ve got all these whites who were never connected to it. And then you’ve got the Democratic Party that is literally pushing this that’s removing their history. And then somehow, that’s all Donald Trump’s fault. In fact, I tweeted that out this morning, that point, that I’ve noticed a lot of other people making. It’s just total hype, hysteria, mental illness.
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