Alex Jones: Trump Jr. Caught in a Russian Hoax Witch Hunt

I hate to break it to you, but Alex Jones just “proved” that this whole Trump Jr/email situation is just a bunch of Libtard “fake news.” So, don’t believe your lying eyes if you read the emails. It’s just Junior setting a trap.

I was just watching during the break Democrat senators flipping out on CNN going, “This is incredibly serious, Donald Jr., Russians did influence the election.” Because they met with one lady who wanted to talk about sanctions. They’re like, “No, we want to talk about Russian connections to Hillary” — which are now confirmed. That’s Donald Jr. doing his job. So that he’s trying to find Russian spies.

You see in his other life, the Butthead clone is a super-secret-agent-counter-spy. (I wonder if Junior works for the same super-secret agency as Perry the Platypus? That would explain so much!) He’s so super-secret that the only one who knows about this is our boy Alex. (Until now!)

Not only that, but Junior was “set up by the deep state working through this bygone producer from Britain!(See, he was so super-secret that the other super-secret-spies didn’t even know he was one of them.)

But, that’s all right! According to Alex, besides attempting to glean super-secret information on Russian nefarious deeds, it was all “a Russian hoax witch hunt!”

They tricked him into the meeting, he knew it was bull and he got out!

So, you see folks, you should just move along. There’s absolutely nothing in this “nothing-burger” worth smelling. Just a secret-spy, tricked by other secret-spies into spying on a spy who gave him nothing to spy on, so he went home.

END OF STORY!

….Except….why didn’t he continually lie about this for months? Why didn’t he pass along any info gained to the proper people who handle this sort of thing? In 2000, when the Gore campaign was given the Bush campaign’s debate information, they passed it along to the FBI. Seems like the proper thing to do.

….Oh! That’s right! Junior is a secret-spy (Or was, until Alex “outed” him.) for another secret-spy-organization! ‘Nuff said!

If you haven’t run out of Emetrol after that last vid, here’s another.

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