Michelle Bachman: Iran Deal Virtually Guarantees WWIII

maxresdefaultA tidbit from the “How can we miss you if you won’t get the hell outta here” department: Sharknado 3 co-star, “Mother Michelle” Bachmann, (No, I’m not sure which shark she portrays.) is making with the mouth farts again.

Now, I am aware of the debate as to whether giving publicity to pistachios like her, “Sister Sarah” Palin, Ted “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” Nugent and their ilk, just promotes their agenda (and raises their book & speaker fees). The problem with taking that tact is the fact that several million ‘Muricans believe their drivel and the rest of us need to keep tabs on what’s popping in Bubblevania.

I’d hoped I’d heard the last of Mother Michelle when she fled D.C. one step ahead of an ethics probe. Alas, it was not to be. Like a moth to a flame, she seems drawn to cameras and microphones. (With equally bad results) And, when those aren’t convenient, there’s always TWITter.

For instance, just last week, Mother took to Twitter because she was upset with Obama over the Iranian negotiations.

“With his Iran deal, Barack Obama is for the 300 million souls of the United States what Andreas Lubitz was for the 150 souls on the German Wings flight – a deranged pilot flying his entire nation into the rocks. After the fact, among the smoldering remains of American cities, the shocked survivors will ask, why did he do it?”

That’s such a disgusting comment, I’m not even going to waste a snark on it.

But that was just comparing Obama to a man who killed over 150 people. Then she escalated the ante BIG TIME! On the 8th of this month (April, for you late readers) Mother was interviewed on Florida Live.

First, the good news: Mother Michelle is NOT running for president this cycle!

“No not today. I’m not looking at it. I ran in 2012. I’m extremely grateful I did because the distinct contribution I made in 2012 was to put the issue of repealing Obamacare front and center.”
 She learned her lesson and earned  FEC, Justice Department, FBI and Urbandale, Iowa police department investigations last time around.

After over-hyping her influence in the anti-Obamacare movement and repeating the standard debunked Regressive talking points on it, the subject changed to Obama’s relationship with Iran.

“That’s the worst thing that could happen. This literally is the worst part of the Obama presidency…We had, prior to this time, four state designated sponsors of terror in the world, Iran being the worst. Obama, for some inexplicable reason, has decided that he wants to elevate Iran, he wants to do away with all the designation the state sponsors of terror and he wants to bring Iran equal to any other country in the world and help them economically and militarily for no reason at all. This puts Iran in a position where they would have the fire power to be able to take out not only Israel, but they would have the fire power to use intercontinental ballistic missiles against the United States with nuclear chipped warheads. This virtually guarantees in my opinion, World War 3 and I think that alone would qualify Barack Obama for being the worst president that the United States has ever had to endure.”
Oh, the insanity. There are soooo many things wrong with that statement that it would take pages to cover them. Therefore, I’ll just stick with a couple easy enough for even Mother to get. (Although she won’t!)
“…the power to take out Israel” So, if Iran gets a bomb, Israel is doomed? Hmm, I guess she thinks the 80 to 100 atomic devices that Israel has are just going to sit in storage if they’re attacked? (The number range comes from various nuclear analysts, Israel doesn’t even like to admit they have any.)

Suppose they do try to take out Tel Aviv. They launch an IRBM (Intermediate Range Ballistic Missile). By the time the missile reaches apogee, Israel will have launched a good portion of those 80-100 warheads on every major city, religious and military target in Iran. Tel Aviv might be gone, if the IRBM could even penetrate Israel’s missile shield, but Iran would be uninhabitable for the next several hundred years at the least.

Iran’s leaders are extreme religious zealots and proof positive that humanity is not that far removed from cave man days, but I don’t think they are stupid enough or insane enough to do it. Martyrdom is for underlings, not for them.
“…use intercontinental ballistic missiles against the United States with nuclear chipped warheads.”  Earth to Mother: IRAN DOESN’T HAVE ANY ICBM’S! And, developing them takes years. Just ask North Korea.
What she ignores or isn’t intelligent enough to realize, is that there are only two ways to slow down Iran’s nuclear development. Negotiate or go to war. Of course, according to her, the fact that we negotiated will lead to war anyway.
Oh, and btw, Obama hates Israel.
“We’re not their ally. We’re not. The American people are but Barack Obama is not their ally.”
Obama’s an ally of Israel all right. He’s just not an ally of Netanyahu. But that’s a bit too complicated for her to understand.
There is a lot more to the interview and if you have the stomach for it, you can listen to the it here. (BYO nausea pills)

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