Did Obama & the Illuminati Kill Joan Rivers?

Here’s the latest from the right wing-nut “Conspiracies-R-Us” department. According to them, that African Islamist, Barack Hussein Obama conspired with the very Christian Illuminati to rub out Joan Rivers. The C-R-U gang doesn’t mention which Illuminati it is, (There’s more than one offshoot of the original Bavarian Illuminati.) but whoever it is, they’ve got this “super-secret” hit list and Joan’s name is (was?) on it.

It seems that Joan “outed” the president. Not only that, but she exposed Mrs Obama as a tranny. She never explained how she found out. Possibly used her “gaydar” on Barack and her “trannydar” on Michelle. I really don’t know. (Or care.)

Since she disclosed a deeply held state secret, it’s obvious that she had to go. At least it’s obvious to the nut jobs. I’m not quite sure how the Illuminati got involved with a Kenyan Muslim in all this, but according to some, they are the “black bag” specialists.

A couple of months after Joan laid it all out, she went to the doctor for a “routine procedure”. She suffered a cardiac arrest and was sent to Mount Sinai Hospital where she died a week later.

An autopsy was performed, but the “cause and manner of death” will require more studies. (Damn, the Illuminati are good!)

I’ve tried to track the source of the above video. It’s featured in a lot of loosenut sites, but the farthest back I could trace was to a YouTube account dedicated to the coverup of “Planet X”.

Or maybe Beyoncé had something to do with it? There’s another theory circulating in the TWIT’r sphere, as reported in the “International Business Times“. It goes something like this:

Joan’s last tweet was a Beyoncé dig:

“A man reportedly got his finger bitten off at a Beyoncé concert! The shocking twist: it wasn’t Jay Z’s finger and it wasn’t by Solage.

Of course, after a slam like that, Ms Rivers had to pay. Sure enough, less than a day later, she went into cardiac arrest. (I’ve had my cardiac arrested. It’s not a lot of giggles.)

Not only that, but Joan was born in ’33 and died at the age of 81 on Beyoncé’s birthday. Beyoncé is 33 and born in ’81. There you go! Proof positive to anyone with an I.Q. over 16 (and under 35) . Beyoncé’s bloody hand prints are all over this!

Between you and me, this sucks. The woman was troubled and not everybody’s “cuppa tea”, (and definitely not mine) but she and her family deserve better than this.



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