Is A Nevada Lawmaker Endorsing Killing Cops?

FioreGunCops-1024x575Michele Fiore is a well-known “gun-boob,” but claiming that killing cops is ok?

For those of you who haven’t had the displeasure of meeting Ms Fiore, a bit of background is in order. Ms Fiore is the Assemblywoman representing the folks around NW Loss Wages, Nevada. (How well, is a matter for her constituents to decide.)PostCards_6x9_CS

Now, bear in mind that this is the state that so generously shared such political filberts as Sue (Pay your doctor with a chicken) Lowden and Sharron (2nd Amendment Remedy) Angle.

I first ran across this Sarah Palin/Michele Bachmann mashup a little over a year ago when I wrote a post about her incredible discovery of the cause and cure of cancer. It seems medical researchers have been wasting their time and a lot of money when the cause is simple and the cure is cheap.

If you have cancer, which I believe is a fungus, and we can put a pic line into your body and we’re flushing with, say, salt water, sodium cardonate ([sic] through that line and flushing out the fungus. These are some procedures that are not FDA-approved in America that are very inexpensive, cost-effective.

(For you non chemistry majors, sodium carbonate (Na2CO3) is commonly called “washing soda.” It’s used as a water softener.)

She’s also come up with a cure for the raging pimp problems this country is facing.

Instead of warm and fuzzy stickers and extended jail sentences why aren’t you serious about the sex offenders these pimps, come with the castration bill, come with a bill that will stop people in their tracks. You know it, like you want to get serious about stopping sex trafficking, so let’s get a serious bill before us.

And, she has graciously shared her infantile wisdom on the cure for campus rapes – ARMED COEDS!

If these young, hot little girls on campus have a firearm, I wonder how many men will want to assault them. The sexual assaults that are occurring would go down once these sexual predators get a bullet in their head.

Have I mentioned that Ms Fiore is a gun boob? Check out her Christmas card from last December.merryfiore2

And, of course, there’s her calendar:FioreGun1-1024x596

Oh, and I probably should mention that she’s a Bundy family fan. She was a supporter of Cliven Bundy in his fight to keep from paying $1,000,000 in fees for grazing rights on government land, which led to the Bundy Ranch Standoff (aka the “Battle of Bunkerville“).

And, she generously offered to ride along and comfort the Bundy boys when they were on their way to Portland’s “Iron Bar Inn” after their occupation of the Oregon wildlife refuge.

After she got back down to Nevada, she explained to the “Las Vegas Sun” that she didn’t see what the big deal was, the refuge occupiers were just camping out. She also told the “Sun” that if provoked, taking up arms against the government was perfectly acceptable.

If the government is going to point a gun at me, I’m going to point one right back. If you’re going to shoot me, I’m going to shoot you back.

Then, last week, in an interview for Las Vegas TV station KLAS-8, she doubled down on that last statement.

When asked by the station’s Steve Sebelius if she thought the 2nd Amendment gives you the right to point a gun at a “duly authorized law enforcement officer who is just out there doing his job.” she replied,

I would never ever point my firearm at anyone, including an officer of the law, unless they pointed their firearm at me. But, once you point your firearm at me, I’m sorry, then it becomes self-defense. Whether you’re a stranger, a bad guy, or an officer, and you point your gun at me and you’re gonna shoot me and I have to decide whether it’s my life or your life, I choose my life.

In parting, I’ll leave you with some good news (if you’re an ammosexual). Michele is running for Congress. Fiore_logoStay tuned!


Kirk Cameron: Submissive Wives = Successful Marriages

Photo credit: Gage Skidmore

Photo credit: Gage Skidmore

Ex-teen hunk turned troglodyte, Kirk Cameron has the perfect formula for a successful marriage (if you’re a bronze age, or earlier, desert dweller). He bases it on the holey wisdom of “THE BOOK!”

You know, the one with the oral bush and talking snake, re-animated zombies, unfrozen water walking, an unscrewed virgin having a baby, fiery flying serpents and a six mile deep world-wide flood that no civilization noticed at the time.

Yeah, that one!

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.Colossians 3:18

For fun and profit….I mean, to spread “the word,” Kirk has embarked on a “Love Worth Fighting For” national marriage tour to explain to the suck..faithful, how to make your marriage work after you drag her, by her hair, into the cave. In order to hype the tour, Kirk graciously granted an interview to the “Christian Post.”
According to the actor, once known as Mike Seaver,(With apologies to Prince.)
A lot of people don’t know that marriage comes with instructions. And, we find them right there in God’s word…Wives are to honor and respect and follow their husband’s lead, not to tell their husband how he ought to be a better husband. When each person gets their part right, regardless of how their spouse is treating them, there is hope for real change in their marriage.
So, wenches, when your hubby blows the rent on a crap game, crawls home 3 1/2 sheets to the wind and threatens to “give you what you’re asking for” when you’re too tired to dance the horizontal mambo with him, just submit and remember, you’re saving the sanctity of your successful marriage.
Oh, and never get into an argument with hubby!
Thinking that you are going to win an argument, you end up losing. It’s a no-win situation. In order for you to win, your husband or wife has to lose. When they lose, you have not built up your marriage. You have really cut them down.
And, if your marriage collapses, it’s your fault.
What most people do is they try to blame their spouse and say, ‘Hey, I would be a great husband if it weren’t for my wife.’ ‘We would have a great marriage if it wasn’t for my husband. This talks to the importance of getting your own part right. There is only one person on the whole planet who you can change and it’s not your spouse.
So, if your love boat is steaming straight toward the matrimonial shoals because the 1st mate is being uppity, there’s still hope. Catch Cameron’s tour and he’ll show you how to be guided by the lighthouse of love.
We talk about faith in God. We talk about the heart of the problem in marriage. We talk about what it means to love your wife in a practical way and what it means to honor your husband. It is possible to fireproof your marriage. Fireproof doesn’t mean that the fire will never come, it means when the fire comes and the heat is high, you will be able to withstand it.
After the talk, but sure to check out the concession area. Salesmen are standing by with special deals on southern Florida wetlands and some famous bridges.

Is Obama The Anti-Christ Lord Of The Flies?

130125obamaEver had a fly land on you? If so, YOU MAY BE THE ANTI-CHRIST!

At least, that’s the word according to the Khristian tinfoil toupee set. However, I wouldn’t get too excited if I were you. They seem to have reserved that honor for “The Son of Perdition,” or as you know him, President Barack Obama.

I first ran across this pile of donkey droppings on WND (World Net Daily, or as I call it, Weird Nuts Drooling) back in 2013. It seemed to be a “hot topic” (no plug intended) as the mental midgets at Druge Sludge even posted a YouTube video on it.

As to the “Anti-Christ” aspect, that keeps rearing its ugly mug. I’ve even written a couple of posts on it already.

In October of 2014, I did a post on a self-proclaimed bible “expert” by the name of Jonathan Matthew Wright claimed to have discovered secret prophesies about Obama by utilizing the Bible Code. (The real(?) one, not the book.) At one point, Jonny visited noted filbert, Rick Wiles, to discuss his “findings.”

Wiles: Either Barack Obama is the Man of Sin or he is strongly connected to the Man of Sin or the spirit of Antichrist.
Wright: That’s right. Those are my only — I’ve tried to look at this as an investigation not with an agenda, by the way, but what I’ve come up with those have to be the possibilities. Let’s just face it, he’s got a ring on that says, ‘There’s no God but Allah and Mohammad is his Messenger.’ Now, by definition, that’s Antichrist.

Yeah, about that “Anti-Christ” ring thingy. Seems it may not be that at all. Check out what had to say about that (including a high-def pic of the ring) and decide for yourself.

Then, last year, Weird Nuts Drooling found even more proof that the Big O is the Anti-Christ. It seems, to them anyway, that if you take a word from the New Testament and translate it back to Aramaic and then take a word from the Old Testament and translate it back and then combine the words, you’ve discovered the true name (sort of) of the anti-Christ. (I don’t make this stuff up folks, my mind isn’t that off-kilter.)

There’s even a video to guide you through this nonsense:

Check out my post on this prodigious pile of pucky.

Flash forward to this week and they’re still beatin’ on that dead nag. Oh, and the flies are back. (But, you’d expect that with a deceased horse.) Monday, Alex Jones had James David Manning on as a guest. You might remember Pastor Manning from some of his anti-gay tirades, but that wasn’t the purpose of this visit.

Nope, it was that moldy, oldie, Obama is the Anti-Christ, or at least the precursor. As Jones put it, ”



ps: I got curious as to why flies land on people, but instead of checking the “holey book,” I asked Google and found out that flies land on a person’s face or elsewhere on the body because they seek moisture and salts that accumulate on the skin. Looks like it doesn’t have a thing to do with “Beelzebub.”

Curt Schilling Throws Foul, Gets Sacked By ESPN

curt-702x336As a pitcher, Curt Schilling was incredible. As a human being? Not so much!

Tuesday, Curt gave the world a glance at his true colors when he shared and commented on a despicable transphobic meme:

A man is a man no matter what they call themselves. I don’t care what they are, who they sleep with, men’s room was designed for the penis, women’s not so much. Now you need laws telling us differently? Pathetic.


Photo Credit: FaceBook screen shot

Photo Credit: FaceBook screen shot

After the inevitable blowback, Curt was quick to take offense. He claimed his only sin was to make a comment about the basic functionality of mens and womens restrooms.

All of you out there who are just dying to be offended so you can create some sort of faux cause to rally behind.

I do NOT care what color you are, what race, what sex, who you sleep with, what you wear. I don’t care and I never have. And opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one and they usually stink.

You know how I know you ‘offended’ people are full of crap? Because I’m not even close to any of the things you so desperately want me to be, so you can whine.

This isn’t first unforced error. Back in August of last year, the twit tweeted this little gem:CNRD62vUsAAzIfW

That one got him benched by ESPN. This time around, he got shown the door. ESPN issued the following statement:

ESPN is an inclusive company. Curt Schilling has been advised that his conduct was unacceptable and his employment with ESPN has been terminated.

Don’t bother staying tuned, Curt’s not broadcasting anymore.

Is Children’s Entertainment A Tool Of The Devil?

3001812901_149d357875Once upon a time, in the Cretaceous Period of my youth, life was different.

If you wanted to watch Saturday morning cartoons, you headed to the neighborhood theater to watch 13-15 Donald Duck, Mighty Mouse and Popeye cartoons, coupled with a Roy Rogers oater opera and the next chapter of the Rocket Man serial. And, 3-4 times a year, the Disney studio would release one of their feature length cartoons like “Bambi” or “Lady & the Tramp.”

Little did I realize that my young impressionable mind was being manipulated by “Old Scratch” himself. (No, not Walt. The big-time “Bad Boy” that dwelleth in the Hot Place. Mr. Disney was simply his tool.)

And, what vile, evil deed was the vile, evil deed-doer up to? According to the troglodytes favorite faux historian, David Barton, it was to create the animal rights movement. According to Dingbat Dave, there wasn’t any such thing until Disney came along and anthropomorphized animals. In the process of doing that, Walt turned them into pagan “gods.”

If you look back at the time of the Bible, a lot of the idols back then were actually animals. Dagon was the fish God…The Bible tells us that you are to be kind to your animals, but you don’t worship your animals, you don’t make a Dagon god out of them and that’s what we’ve now done.

And indeed, hunting has been undergoing a decline in popularity. Not sure if that’s Walt’s fault, (and he had a number of them) but I never considered hunting a sport anyway. There’s only two ways in which hunting could be considered a sport.

  1. Weaponless hunting. (i.e. mano-a-bestia) Just you and the bear, and may the best critter win.
  2. When they develop a weapon that an animal can accurately fire back. (In other words, you can bare arms if they can arm bears.) THEN it’s a sport. Until then, non-food hunting is just a substitute for a shriveled dick.

In the 50’s, the one-eyed monster invaded our homes. No more trudging to the local flick house. Now, you could watch Mighty Mouse Playhouse, The Roy Rogers Show and Space Patrol, seated on your comfy couch.

Never one to let an opportunity slip by, Belezebub saw a vehicle (according to Khristian wing-nuts) to inoculate us with pro-gay messages. Of course, he couldn’t come right out and say “Gay is good!” Instead, he turned some of our favorite characters gay.

  • For starters, Khristians were deeply suspicious of “Sesame Street” muppets, Bert & Ernie. (Two males living together? You just knew they were doing the dirty deed.)
  • Then there was Piglet from the Winnie the Pooh series. (Well, he talked sweet and he was PINK!)
  • Remember the Blue Power Ranger? Turns out “Blue” wasn’t gay, but the actor who portrayed him was. (I’ll give the nuts 1/2 point on this one, although I’ve never seen evidence that he played him “gay.”)
  • The “Teletubbys” Tinky Winky was outed by Jerry Falwell, who said his character promoted homosexuality and unconventional gender roles. He did sport a triangle-shaped antenna and he carried a PURSE! (Of course, multitudes of males carry purses. They just call them “briefcases.”)
  • Even “Peanuts” got blasted for its “Peppermint Patty” character. (Since she was a tomboy and sooo good at sports, she had to be “butch.”)
  • There were many other characters,called out for being gay, ranging from Kermit the Frog to Velma (of “Scooby Doo” fame) to Snow White’s seven dwarfs and even He-Man, himself.

I am NOT saying there weren’t or aren’t gay characters in family entertainment. “The Simpsons” Waylon Smithers comes to mind real quick. They even did a 2-part story of him exiting the (very transparent) closet.

And in the “Harry Potter” series, Albus Dumbledore is gay. I have to admit, I’ve read the series several times and I never got a clue until the author, T.K. Rowling, explained that he was. (I must have been playing hooky the day Big Daddy distributed the “Gaydar.”)

And now, for something (almost) completely different:

The wrong-wing’s latest crusade against Muslims also centers around children’s programming. Once again, the culprit is the nefarious “Sesame Street.” It seems they have the effrontery to add a new muppet to the cast. An AFGHAN GIRL MUPPET! (Oh, the humanity!) Well, let me tell you, Bullshit Mtn isn’t about to take this laying down! (As if mountains of bullshit could lay down.)foxnation-sesame-street-zariZari is a six year old that has been added to the Afghanistan version of the show. (An Afghan on an Afghan show? What a concept!) As the producers explained in their press release,

Sesame Workshop unveiled today its first Afghan Muppet, Zari, a curious and eager six year-old girl, who will make her debut in season five of Baghch-e-Simsim—the local co-production of Sesame Street. Zari, whose name means “shimmering,” will be featured in new, locally produced segments that focus on curriculum topics like girls’ empowerment, national identity, physical health, and social and emotional well being.

This dastardly move has invoked Regressive headlines such as Sesame Street Goes Halal, Incorporates Sharia Law & Islam Into New Episodes.

While the character is probably meant to be Muslim, since most Afghan residents are, there are ZERO indications that Islam or Sharia Law will have any part in the portrayal. That hasn’t stopped speculation that she’ll be fitted with a suicide vest and sent out to jihad something. Here’s a quick sampling of comments, courtesy of, there you have it, from anthropomorphized animals turned into pagan gods to outing cartoon characters even when there’s no credible evidence that they’re in, to criticizing an Afghan program, (that won’t play outside of Afghanistan) for having an Afghan muppet as part of the cast, the wrong-wing Khristians are ever vigilant against the imaginary manipulations of Mephistopheles!

Stay tuned!


Sarah Palin: Condoning Racism is ‘Something Worthwhile’

RacismAccording to her comment on Facebook, Sarah Palin is in favor of racism!

I have to admit, when I first read Silly Sarah’s comment on racism, I was a bit confused. I’m aware that racism is a major problem in this country, but in 21st century ‘Murica, it’s “the evil that dare not speak it’s name.” I mean even Sarah isn’t stupid enough not to know that, is she?

Nowadays, racism is mostly “hidden” in code words and phrases. I realize that there are a number of White Supremacist troglodytes who haven’t gotten the message, but Sarah was a Republican candidate for Vice President of the United States, for crap sake. (Thank you for that bit of idiocy, John McCain!)

Also, Palin has a degree in Communications. (And, it only took her four colleges to get it.) Plus, she’s a wordsmith of international repute (Or is that dispute?) and the inventor of such words as “refudiate” and phrases like “cackle of rads.

But, I digress. Let me give you a bit of background to her astounding statement and then I’ll present “Exhibit A.”

Now, I’m not a rap fan, but, I am told that Azealia Banks is a perpetrator of that genre. However, according to Complex Magazine, “she gets more attention for her public feuds than she does for her music.”

Recently, Ms Banks decided to feud with Sarah and seriously overstepped the bounds of propriety.banks3

That was far from the worst of the tweets emanating from Ms Banks. If you have a salacious mind, you can check out more of them here.

As you may have surmised, I am not a Palin fan, but this was waaaay over the line. Sarah, of course, responded with her usual carefully crafted word salad.CfSkugQWEAAhu7B

Would someone please explain to this holder of a BS (Boy, it that appropriate!) degree in communications, what a dictionary is? There is a MAJOR difference between CONDONING and CONDEMNING! (They’re kind of the opposite thing.) That’s giving her the benefit of the doubt that she meant condemning. But, with Silly Sarah, who really knows?

Is Silly Sarah Palin Sippin’ Some More Sappy Sauce?

Palin on CBSSarah Palin, it has long been speculated, has very friendly relationships with Mr. Daniels, Mr. Beam, Old Grandad and possibly a Wild Turkey. (Truth be told, I also did a bit of speculation on that subject about a year ago.)

Well, the Snarkist’s wet dream (aka “The Half-Term, Half-Wit”) is back at what she does best: turning the English language into an egg salad sandwich. Btw, she has a Communications degree. (OK, so it took her four schools to finally graduate.)

While hubby Todd is recuperating from a snowball accident, (Nobody’s saying how it happened, but possibly Todd was playing “chicken” with a tree and lost.) Sarah is out on the rubber chicken circuit for The DONALD.

Last evening (4/1) Sister Sarah spoke at a Republican Party fundraiser in Wisconsin. (I’ll skip any “April Fool” snarks, that’s waaay to easy.) She rambled on about a number of subjects, including the Trans-Pacific Partnership.

Where we’re headed with trade, well, it’s going to ultimately fundamentally transform America into something we don’t recognize, and our kids and our grandkids … they’ll never know then what it is then to be rewarded for that entrepreneurial spirit that God creates within us in order to work and to produce and to strive and to thrive and to really be alive.

But, she hit “peak Palin” with her comments on immigration.

Knowing that Trump won on that issue, it should empower you to go ahead and ask the candidates, ‘What the heck are you thinking, candidates? What are you thinking when you’re going ahead and actually asking for more immigrants, illegal immigrants, welcoming them in, even inducing and seducing immigrants with gift baskets of teddy bears and soccer balls?’

e8b566c078fa301db2bdf101d7028914“Teddy bears and soccer balls?” Unfortunately, she didn’t enlighten the audience as to how she became privy to that knowledge. Maybe she went outside to check on what the Russians were up to and simply forgot to don her Tea Party tinfoil tri-corner hat. Who knows? (Sorry, couldn’t find an image of the tinfoil version. I think she has them custom made.)

The Washington Post’s Phillip Rucker tweeted the audience’s reaction to the Palin pontifications,

How do you know Palin has faded? 8 mins into her speech at GOP dinner and no applause yet. Some eye rolls and phone checking tho.

She did get some “polite applause” when she thanked the attendees “for your graciousness in allowing me to crash your fish fry.” (They may have been applauding the fact that she was shutting up and leaving the podium.)

After it was over, Sarah is reported to have said, “At least they didn’t boo.


Trump: Nuking Europe Is ‘On The Table’ (VIDEOS)

If you thought Trump was a bit wacko before, this time he has gone full-blown OUTRAGEOUSLY INSANE!

Today and tomorrow (3/31 – 4/1), representatives from a number of nations are attending the Nuclear Security Summit in Washington. The purpose for the summit is expressed on their website,

We cannot afford to wait for an act of nuclear terrorism before working together to collectively improve our nuclear security culture, share our best practices, and raise our standards for nuclear security.

At the same time and not too surprisingly, Trump has other ideas. He’s in favor of nuclear proliferation. As he explained to CNN,

At some point we have to say, you know what, we’re better off if Japan protects itself against this maniac in North Korea, we’re better off, frankly, if South Korea is going to start to protect itself. Wouldn’t you rather, in a certain sense, have Japan have nuclear weapons when North Korea has nuclear weapons?

Joseph Cinncione, the president of Ploughshares Fund, which is dedicated to reducing the nuclear threat, responded,

Every President since Harry Truman has tried to stop other nations from going nuclear. “ F. Kennedy started the effort to get the Non-Proliferation Treaty because Japan and Germany—countries we had just defeated in war—were researching nuclear weapon programs. We stopped them, and South Korea and dozens of other nations. And now Trump wants give them the bomb? This is insane!

Yesterday, on MSNBC’s “Town Hall,” Chris Matthews called Trump out on the issue, saying “You got hooked into something you shouldn’t have talked about.

Trump responded,

Look, nuclear should be off the table. But would there be a time when it could be used, possibly?

After Trump went on to say that he wouldn’t rule out using nukes in the Middle East, Matthews asked him if he would use them in Europe.

He replied that he didn’t think so, but once again, he refused to “take the cards off the table.”

Also yesterday, with military matters on his mind(?), Trump spoke at his rally in Appleton, Wisconsin. He took the opportunity to bemoan the cowardice of American fighting forces for refusing to ignore the Geneva Convention.

The problem is we have the Geneva Conventions, all sorts of rules and regulations, so the soldiers are afraid to fight. We can’t waterboard, but they can chop off heads. I think we’ve got to make some changes, some adjustments.

Do you really want this lunatic to be “Commander in Chief” with his finger on the nuclear trigger?


Rafael Cruz: One More Liberal Judge And We’ll Be Shot Down

Crazy & CrazyerWell, it’s been almost a month since I checked up on Rafael Cruz (aka Teddys fruitcake father). So this morning, since I needed a good guffaw, I decided I’d see what Señor Silly has been up to.

Turns out to be more than I can cover in one post, so I’ll just concentrate on some of the lower “lowlights.” A couple of common themes popped up, mainly how the Big O is going to destroy ‘Murica with his SCOTUS pick and how marriage equality is sending us to hell in an extra-extra-extra-large hay basket.

Back on March 9th, a week before Obama nominated Merrick B. Garland, Rafael warned the Breitbart News Daily audience that an additional liberal justice on the court would would destroy all of society.

One more justice like that and we will lose our right to keep and bear arms. We will lose all of our religious freedom. We will see abortion on demand to the day of delivery. We will see the destruction of traditional marriage, and the family is the foundation of society — if the family is destroyed, society will be destroyed.

Of course, Garland is NOT a liberal, but to Señor Silly, everybody to the left of Temüjin (Genghis Khan) is a libtard.

A couple of days later, on the 11th, he visited The Church Boys over on, to launch an attack on SCOTUS. (He’s still PO’d about them for “destroying the sanctity of marriage” by letting gays do “the nasty” legally.) He framed it as an attack on “religious liberty.” (The new code phrase for “bigotry.”) He even brought up the Nazis to bolster his case.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer in the Second World War in Germany said, ‘Silence in the face of evil is evil itself, not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act.’ We cannot be silent anymore.
Then, just last week, he spoke to WND (aka World News Daily aka Weird Nuts Drooling) about that traitor, Obama.
Obama is bent on releasing all of those terrorists from Guantanamo Bay and every time he releases some of those, they go join ISIS or join Al Qaeda to kill more Americans. That’s treason.
(He somehow forgot to include Bush League’s release of over 500 prisoners in his treason accusations.)
He also said the Big O wants to give the base back to Cuba so they can let Korea, Iran, China or Russia use it. (He was a bit unclear on who would end up with it, but they were evil, whoever they were.)

On the 26th, he was a guest on “Breitbart News Saturday” to declare that the “attack on religion” was an attempt to deify the government.

The attack on Christianity is escalated to a new level…Every communist country must make government their god. And so in order to make government their god they must destroy the concept of god. That what’s behind the attack on religion is to deify government, and the Obama administration is no different…We have believed this lie of separation of church and state. Which is not in the Constitution, is not in the Declaration.

(I guess he doesn’t consider the 1st Amendment a part of the Constitution. Which is a bit strange, since he considers his warped version of the 2nd Amendment one.) As to whether this is a “Christian” country, check out a post I did on that subject a couple of years ago. (Shameless plug #879585)

Yesterday, the 28th, he was on Breitbart’s SiriusXM program, warning that one more liberal Justice (See above Genghis Khan comment.) in the Supreme Court would result in the loss of our guns and the possible loss of our lives.

One more liberal justice with that way of thinking and we will lose our Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms. And think back in history: Every dictator that has taken the guns away from the population has used them against the population.
Actually, it would probably just take us back the the interpretation of the 2nd Amendment that prevailed for over 200 years prior to “Heller.”
He also doubled down on his comments about education being a “Commie plot.”
So, since 1933, those concepts of secular humanism have been immersed in our public school system. and now, with Common Core, they have been elevated to a new level. And Common Core is not really about standards, it’s about brainwashing our kids with secular humanism, with an anti-Christian worldview, with what’s called situational ethics … And so what has happened is that kids are being brainwashed with this worldview that is an anti-Christian worldview in an attempt to secularize America.

Stay tuned! (If you have the stomach for it as well as a supply of Emetrol.)politifact-photos-cruzanddadnytpft

Was Teddy Caught Canoodling With Women Not Named Mrs. Cruz?

screenshot_2016-03-24_21.23.11Shades of Johnny Edwards! It looks like everybody’s favorite supermarket tabloid has struck again! The National Enquirer‘s latest edition features an exposé on the Regressives favorite creep, creepin’ around on his “better half.” (Or, in Ted Cruz’s case, his better three quarters.)

The story quotes a “Washington insider” who claims,

Private detectives are digging into at least five affairs Ted Cruz supposedly had…The leaked details are an attempt to destroy what’s left of his White House campaign!

The story purports that the “other women” include a sex worker, (Doing the “horizontal mambo” with Cruzy would definitely be considered work.) a “high-placed D.C. attorney” and a “foxy political consultant.”

Now, I am NOT a fan of the Enquirer or any of its ilk! However, it has been proven correct in its scandal coverage numerous times. The aforementioned John Edwards case is just one example.

As to the identity of the “Washington insider,” I have a sneaky suspicion that it’s someone aligned with the The DONALD.

The suspicion is based on two factors:

  1. UntitledThe 2nd grade playground fight between Cruzy and the hairball over who has the larger “3rd leg” and who beds the sexier babe. (His Hairness wins the latter argument hands down and while I have no knowledge concerning the former, I suspect that they are both lacking in that arena.)
  2. The “foxy political consultant” is reputed to be tRump’s spoxspinner, Katrina Pierson. She of the bullet necklace, Muslim ban justification (“So what? They’re Muslim.“)and defender of Trump rally violence. Btw, she’s also a former organizer for Teddy.

Of course, the Cruzy crowd is denying everything, but since Politifact says 2/3rds of Teddy’s statements range from “mostly false” to ‘pants on fire,” I would suggest taking his word with a generous amount of NaCl. In any case, I have a feeling we’ll find out soon enough.

Meanwhile, the twittersphere is going bazonkers!

BTW, if turns out to be true, I’ll dump Cruz faster than Trump dumps his latest wife when he sees a supermodel upgrade.

That awkward moment when the party of family values has to choose between two adulterers to serve as the party’s nominee

Breaking: Trump claims to have had more extramarital affairs than Cruz and with much hotter mistresses.


Oh yeah well I heard Ted Cruz had a threeway with Irony & Karma.

Stay tuned!24702567551_f26e6d46e0_b