Michelle Duggar: Save Your Marriage, Be A Sex Slave

Anna & Asshole

The Duggars put me in mind of that old tune: “How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?” (Not that I would, even then.)

In their continuing campaign to get back into the Benjamins, the Duggars have been highly pro-active. From their begging for money to make more videos of themselves, to pitching a TV series with them as “sexual abuse councilors(after we found out Josh likes to have finger fun with his younger sisters) to a fake missionary scam with daughter Jill and hubby, to a team-up with Hucksterbee on his latest scam (No, not his presidential wannabe one. That one is on-going, but seems to be going nowhere!)

Now, Michelle, the country’s premier Stepford Wife*, is dispensing marriage advice. Not that this is the 1st time. The walking baby factory has spread her wisdom (among other things) many times before. (*Stepford Wife: a servile, compliant, submissive, spineless wife who happily does her husband’s bidding and serves his every whim dutifully.)

This season’s marriage council comes courtesy of the Duggar Family Blog. The advice, ostensibly is in answer to a query by one of her multitude of fans. However, you have to wonder if it isn’t really aimed at daughter-in-law Anna, whose marriage to sexual predator Josh, seems to be a ship on the rocks. To save you the onerous job of mucking your way through, I’ll run over the lowlights.

1. Don’t be rude when he’s in the mood!

Anyone can iron Jim Bob’s shirt, anybody can make lunch for him. He can get his lunch somewhere else. But you are the only one who can meet that special need that he has in his life for intimacy. You’re it. You’re the only one. So don’t forget that, that he needs you. So when you are exhausted at the end of the day, maybe from dealing with little ones, and you fall into bed so exhausted at night, don’t forget about him because you and he are the only ones who can have that time together.

(Are you listening, Anna?)

2. Don’t put your dirty laundry on display!

Talk privately. We always say in our family, we praise publicly, but we correct privately.

(Because, when the public finds out, we lose money.)

3. Get Big Daddy’s take on your troubles!

Listen to to messages from scriptural teachers together. Through the years as we have gone to marriage retreats, Jim Bob and I have tried to take time out as a couple to listen to messages from other couples that have either learned from their mistakes or from others with the Christian perspective that we share.

(Beats paying those high-toned professional marriage councilors.)

So, there you have it, Anna. If you don’t take care of your husband’s horny, somebody else will. And, it’s your fault! So, shut up about it and go read the bible until he gets the urge for a little “spread eagle.”

(On a totally unrelated side note, did you know that 18 of the Duggar rug rats have J as a 1st initial? I wonder why that is? No “Jesus” in the bunch, probably because that’s mainly a Hispanic name. You know how troglodytes feel about Hispanics.)

Wing-nut Cretin Suggests UCC Murders Were A ‘False Flag’

8933634_GI’M PO’d!

My regular readers know that I usually try to tamper my anger with humor, but there are some situations in which “anal pit” just doesn’t do the job. This is one of those situations!

As I’ve stated in earlier posts, I start off every morning doing some “story mining,” looking for subjects to write about for “American News X“, as well as posts that the readers of my “Grouchy’s Grumbles” FaceBook page might be interested in.

This morning, I ran across a post on Rick Wiles latest oral bovine bowel movement on the UCC killings being a “false flag” operation. While the families and friends of the victims are mourning the loss of their loved ones, slimy cretins like Rick Wiles slither out of their holes to spread their virulent filth. I’m a firm believer in free speech, but there are responsibilities that accompany that freedom.

This isn’t the first time some gun-butt troglodyte has tried to claim that mass murders were fake or “false flag” operations. A couple of years ago, I wrote a series on gun violence, the NRA and the misinterpreted 2nd Amendment. In my “Collateral Damage” post, I sited instances of their efforts in trying to spread this filth to sully the Columbine, Virgina Tech ans Fort Hood massacres, among others. In some, such as the Aurora killings, there were even competing conspiracy theories. From mind control to a black box job to the inevitable “It’s Obama’s fault!” There were even claims that Sandy Hook was a hoax.

On Rick’s Tuesday edition of “Trunews,” he did a “just asking the question” mouth fart about the Umpqua Community College shooting.
Several members of the ‘Trunews’ team and I were talking this morning in the office about the mysterious appearance of similar looking persons at the scenes of recent mass shootings. Could they be the same people? Could they be paid crisis actors and actresses? Is there a secret death squad at work in this country staging mass shootings in order to build public support for disarming the American people of their firearms? Are we living in the matrix of deception?

Since Rick was “just asking questions,” he probably thinks he can slime his way out responsibility for this hot steaming pile of bovine bowel movement. He can’t! His low-information listeners won’t hear the question marks and he damn well knows it!

He finished up the program by calling Obama a Muslim jihadist who was “clandestinely placed in the White House by foreign powers to dismantle the United States of America.”

12039363_912371675523708_2398835788619957647_nThis isn’t the first time I’ve run across his oral-fecal-eminations. Back in May, he was claiming that if SCOTUS didn’t kill marraige equality, Big Daddy would rain fire down upon us.

The word that I hear in my spirit is ‘fire.’ I do not know if it refers to riots or looting or war on American soil or a fireball from space. I simply know that a sweeping, consuming fire will come across the United States of America and this country will be charred and burned.”

Still waiting on that one, but I think it was supposed to happen last month.

Then in August, he said the Sacred Spook told him that Jade Helm 16 would be the conquest of Texas.

I believe that they would level the state of Texas, I believe they would use an EMP against Texas…Write that down for the record, this is a warning from the Holy Spirit.”
I think those types of statements blow away any sense of veracity. Problem is, there are thousands of knuckle-draggers that think his mouth farts are gospel. After all, his program is called “Trunews.”

Christian Fanatics Whine Because Their Abortion Trolls Got Trolled

APEsChristian News” is whining because an abortion clinic ‘insulted’ its protesters by going all science-y on them.

The Tidewater Women’s and LGBT Primary Care in Norfolk Virginia has come up with a great way to deal with its APE (Abortion Protesting Extremists) infestation. While the APEs were doing their damndest to intimidate and harass the women entering the clinic, the folks in the clinic decided to do something about it.

First, they graced the APEs with a little mellow heavy metal music, courtesy of the external loud speakers.

One APE complained,

I don’t know what it sounded like inside. I would think it would sound crazy to the moms inside, but on the street it’s really hard for us to minister (with a bullhorn) to women because he’s drowning us out with the loud music.

Then to make things worse on those poor APEs, the clinic actually had the audacity to play an audiobook about atheism BY AN ATHEIST! The book, titled “The Happy Atheist” had one passage that really made their panties go all bejesus.

We are apes and the descendants of apes. We’re the descendants of rat-like primates, who were the children of reptiles, who were the spawn of amphibians, who were the terrestrial progeny of fish, who came from worms, who were assembled from single-cell microorganisms, who were the products of chemistry. Your daddy was a film of chemical slime on a Hadean rock and he didn’t care about you; he was only obeying the laws of thermodynamics. You aren’t here because of grand design, but because of chance, contingency and selection.

Not only that, but according to the recording, Big Daddy is a “lazy destructive deadbeat.”

Another APE griped that,

It’s opposition to the gospel. Our message is a message of hope, a message of life and a message of truth…abortion—it’s the root of anything wrong with society—our sin.

The 1st APE continued,

We were telling them that their baby was made in the image of God, and what was going on that day was that God’s image was being destroyed. If they would allow us, we would help them any way we could to have their baby. (After that, they’re on their own.)

In a mind-set in which screaming through a bullhorn constitutes “ministering,” the APEs were only practicing their freedom of screech.

I think that his purpose is to try to drown us out!

(Gee….ya think?)

You can check it out below.

Wing-nut Radio Host: I Get A Say Whether Women Can Have Abortions

Mark Davis

For those of you who are not one of Rush‘s “Dittoheads(Dodoheads), don’t read WND, or don’t have to live near the Dallas-Ft. Worth area, meet Mark Davis.

(Not-so) Marvelous Mark is the resident biovator, weekday mornings on KSKY: “The Answer.” (Not quite sure what the question is, but I do have some thoughts on that.) Marvelous Mark fills the Texas air space with torrents of tropical wind gusts 7-10, Mon-Thur and 6-10 on Fridays.

He’s also a part time poster on World News Daily. (Aka Weird Nuts Drooling). And, once upon a time (2008-2012) he was a rotating guest host for the rotund one himself: Rush (Has anybody seen my meds?) Limbaugh.

Davis describes himself as a “libertarian/conservative.” He’s actually more the former than the latter. For instance, he’s four square against smoking bans. Unless, of course,  you’re partaking in a puff of “nature’s finest.” Then, he’s totally for them. Another example of the libertarian/conservative dichotomy: He doesn’t want Big Daddy or J.C. integrated into the school curriculum, but he’s a big fan of “the War on Terror.” (Well, what Regressive isn’t?)

This Sunday, (10/4/15) Davis was a guest, along with former Democratic state Rep. Domingo Garcia, on WFAA’s “Inside Texas Politics.” At one point in the program, the subject turned to last week’s congressional Planned Parenthood fiasco. and the “War on Women.”

Marvelous Mark’s take:

This isn’t about abortion rights or women health. It’s about whether this group might have broken the law in selling baby parts for money.

(Earth to idiot: Every state investigation into Planned Parenthood violations has failed to find a damn one. And, that included such luminary “Red” states as Missouri, South Dakota, Indiana and Georgia.)

Garcia wasn’t buying Mark’s BS.

The Republicans, especially grumpy old guys, care about what women to with their bodies. Why can’t you leave them alone? Let them make their own decisions.

Then Davis pulled out his pro-life talking point.

This grumpy old guy believes that those distinct lives in the womb deserve protection. I’m a grumpy old guy, that’s a human life, I get a say.

Garcia wasn’t buying that either.

I believe the women should have the say because they decide whether or not to have that baby. You care about the life of the unborn, but once their born, their education — funds for education — Republicans cut off funds for the disabled.

Davis, taking a sip of sarcasm, jumped in.

So, let’s just kill them!

Garcia continued,

And then you put them in prison.

Once again, Davis brought up the only alternative. (At least to his miniscule mind.)

So, let’s just kill them!

Garcia asked him, point blank,

The war on Planned Parenthood is just a war on women, isn’t it?

The Marvelous one then tried to claim that his was actually a war for women. (Or, at least the itsy, bitsy unborn ones.)

I’m trying to protect women! Half of the babies that are born are women and I’m trying to protect them. So, enough of this war on women, enough of this women’s health thing.


Whatever Happened To The Apocalypse?

explosion-pop-fireball-fire-brand-end-timeHey! We’re all still here. (Other than the usual attrition rate.) I had it on good authority that we were going to be fireballed, nuked, typhooned, earthquaked and stock-market crashed into oblivion. Really! I did!

The authorities that alerted me were all highly respected (by the “inside-the-bubble” crowd) ministers and true-believing pundits. Surely, nobody representing Big Daddy or the tea potty would ever lie. Would they?

I even checked around to see if anyone had at least been raptured outahere. (Some of my best friends are religious, you know.) Not a one of them was gone. Well, one of them was off on a “business trip” with his overly-blessed secretary, but that’s about it.

At this point, I began to question myself. Is this something I was actually told, or did hallucinate it all during an orgasm of religious ecstasy? I decided to check.

Back in April, the good Reverend John Hagee alerted us all to the coming danger. Not only that, but he explained which signs to look for and what they meant. It seems that 2015 was the dreaded “Year of the Four Blood Moons.”

I see the bad blood moon arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin’.
I see bad times today.

A “Blood Moon,” for those of you who slept through astronomy class, is a lunar eclipse. The earth’s shadow makes the moon look like Big Daddy dipped it in dark red Easter egg dye.

Four blood moons a year (aka a tetrad) can be quite rare. You can go 300 years without one. On the other hand, there are eight slotted in this century. ad152e9d-2de7-4412-8182-17a4b1b84452_largeAccording to the Rev, the thing that makes this one special is that there is also a solar eclipse this year. So, obviously Big Daddy’s up to something.

God sends plant Earth a signal that something big is about to happen! He’s controlling the Sun and the moon right now to send our generation a signal, but the question is, are we getting it?


Don’t go around tonight,
Well, it’s bound to take your life,
There’s a bad blood moon on the rise.
In late April, Rick Wiles joined in the chorus of doom. He’s an expert in these matters, you know. (Just ask him, he’ll tell you.) Not only that, the “Sacred Spook” (or whoever that voice in his head is) chat’s with him quite often. Besides, he’s named his radio program “End Times.” So, there!

Now, according to the Rickster, the Sacred Spook had recently contacted him. He wasn’t quite sure what S.S. told him, (Maybe a solar mass coronal ejection was causing heavenly static.) but something bad was going to happen and it had something to do with fire.

America will be brought to its knees, there will be pain and suffering at a level we’ve never seen in this country. The word that I hear in my spirit is ‘fire.’ I do not know if it refers to riots or looting or war on American soil or a fireball from space. I simply know that a sweeping, consuming fire will come across the United States of America and this country will be charred and burned.

As to why Big D was so pissed off? It seems that while he’s not that upset by wars and poverty and epidemics, he gets his panties in a wad over marriage equality. But, only if it’s perpetrated by the U.S. The other 19 countries that have it, get a pass, I guess.

Oh, and according to “Before It’s News(if it ever is) it will coincide with the end of Jade Helm. (Sept. 15)

Jim Bakker, back from his extended vacation at the Iron Bar Inn, chimed in with his prognostication of bad things to come.

I hear hurricanes ablowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.

Tim McHyde, who heads a ministry called “Escape All These Things” got very specific with his predictions:

  1. The rapture would occur at the end of Rosh HaShanah” on September 15th, the same day Jade Helm ends. (A coincidence? I think not.)
  2. There would be a financial collapse punishing disobedient nations. (I guess that means a world-wide stock market crash or something.)
  3. Marital law would be declared to let Obama stay in office and Christians would be sent to those infamous FEMA camps. (I thought Christians were going to be raptured away from the mess. See prediction #1)
  4. Something called “the Great Tribulation” (Nobody seems to know exactly what that is.) would hit us by the end of the month.
  5. I’m not sure if we’d even notice #4, because on Sept. 24th we’d be hit by an asteroid.
  6. Or maybe it’s because those evil-doer science types at CERN were going to create a mini black hole that would grow and grow and grow and swallow the whole earth.

Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we’re in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.

Since Reverend McHyde has researched and answered over 40,000 questions on Bible prophecy from visitors to his website, he must know what he’s talking about. Right?

I ran across a lot more on the subject, but this post is getting a bit long.  If you’re interested, follow this link.

So what happened? Why are we all still here? Could these “Sacred Savants of the Silly” have screwed up?

Could be!

[Song lyrics from John Fogerty’s “Bad Moon Rising” (With one minor adjustment.)]

Wing-nut Pastor: Sex Belongs to Christians, Everyone Else Is A Whore

John Piper

Sex has been around ever since amoebae decided that binary fission wasn’t all that much fun. But now, according to one of Josh Duggar’s favorite bible thumpers, John Piper, Big Daddy has claimed ownership and given his “Christians” exclusive rights to play “hide the pickle.” Any non-“Christian” who dares to infringe on that right, is a whore. Oh, and by the way, that’s Hollywood’s fault for making it a spectator sport. (More on that aspect in a few paragraphs.)

In his September 28th blog, “Sex Belongs to Believers,” he wrote,

Sex belongs to Christians. Because sex belongs to God. If it is used by those who do not believe and know the truth, it is prostituted.

He opens with a little biblical “soft-core” to set the mood, (I’m just quoting a sampling, there’s more here.)

How beautiful and pleasant you are, O loved one, with all your delights! Your stature is like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters. I say I will climb the palm tree and lay hold of its fruit. Oh may your breasts be like clusters of the vine, and the scent of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine. It goes down smoothly for my beloved, gliding over lips and teeth. Song of Solomon 7:6-9


The Song of Solomon is in the Bible, among other reasons, to make sure that we take seriously the exquisite physical pleasures between a bride and a groom as a picture of Christ and his church.

He then quotes Timothy 4:3-5,

God created [food and sex] to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and know the truth. . . . It is made holy by the word of God and prayer.” Sex is for “those who believe and know the truth.”

Then he comes to the “Hollywood problem.”

We might lose sight of this, since Hollywood has ripped the curtains off the sacred marriage bed and turned a luxuriant, holy pleasure into a cheap spectator sport.

Speaking of sex as a spectator sport, I’m reminded of Proverbs 5:21

For the ways of man are before the eyes of the Lord, and He ponders all his goings

yjF4cThere are a couple of other sexual inventions that may have been Big Daddy’s as well.

And Cain knew his wife and she conceived, and bare EnochGenesis 4:17

If Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, where did Cain’s wife come from? She had to be his sister. (Can you say INCEST?) Evidently, this must have been the case for a few generations. (Nobody but family to dance the “horizontal mambo” with.)

Now, I’ve heard some bible thumpers say that there was no incest. That Yhwh created special mates for a few generations so that Adam’s family wouldn’t have to indulge in that sin. (But, if Yhwh made people for sex, wouldn’t that mean that Big Daddy is really the original Pimp Daddy?)

A FaceBook Page For Obama Haters Is Plagued With Progressive Trolls.

Hang ObamaEvery morning I go “story mining” with two purposes in mind. One is to find something to snark about on “American News X” and the other is to look for items that the readers (aka “Grumblers”) of my “Grouchy’s Grumbles” page would find interesting. As part of the research process I put on my gloves, insert my nose plugs and go dumpster diving in the Troglodyte blogosphere. (I also check my shower’s hot water supply for after.)

Some days the insanity overflows, so I’ll work on one story and set the other aside for later. Yesterday was one of those days and I ended up with two potential ANX posts.

One was about the latest “Duggar dirt” and  the one I found in the dumpster was about a FaceBook hate page. Since it was Sunday, I decided to go with the Duggar story as they are always twisted up with some sort of fake “Christianity.”

Well, it’s Monday and the hate page story is too good to let slide, so grab your barf bags and check your hot water supply.

The hate page is entitled “Arrest Convict and Hang OBAMA” and to my surprise, the page is still up today. Now, FB claims they have a policy against hate speech, but evidently, they’re doing a piss-poor job of enforcing it.

We prohibit content deemed to be directly harmful, but allow content that is offensive or controversial. We define harmful content as anything organizing real world violence, theft, or property destruction, or that directly inflicts emotional distress on a specific private individual.

Also, the Secret Service is also supposed to be all over anyone or anything that threatens the president, but evidently, they’re also doing a piss-poor job of it. (Just ask Ted Nugent.)

Anyway, as long as the page was still up, I decided to take a closer look.

The page claims that 1353 haters “like” it. Although from perusing the comments, I’d say a very large number of those were liking it for trolling purposes. I was almost tempted to join the trolls, but I have enough garbage in my inbox.

1001902_380446472077219_141787793_nAs part of the featured image at the top of the page is a pic of the Big O as Barackzebub and a twisted “quote” from his book, “The Audacity of Hope.”

I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shifts in an ugly direction.

Since I long ago learned to digest any “facts” or “quotes” from the wing-nuts with a massive dose of NaCl, I slipped over to Snopes.com to find out what he really wrote and the context in which he wrote it. Here’s what I found as to context:

This statement is a rewording of a passage from page 261 of The Audacity of Hope, in which Barack Obama spoke of the importance of not allowing inflamed public opinion to result in innocent members of immigrant groups being stripped of their rights, denied their due as American citizens, or placed into confinement, as was done with Japanese-Americans during World War II. The original contains no specific mention of “Muslims”
And, here’s what he really wrote, including the whole paragraph in which it’s found:

In the wake of 9/11, my meetings with Arab and Pakistani Americans, for example, have a more urgent quality, for the stories of detentions and FBI questioning and hard stares from neighbors have shaken their sense of security and belonging. They have been reminded that the history of immigration in this country has a dark underbelly; they need specific reassurances that their citizenship really means something, that America has learned the right lessons from the Japanese internments during World War II, and that I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.

Most of the material on the page consists of reposts of the Alex Jones “Infowars” type. However, there are also a number of self-penned rants on the page including such gems as:

This man NEVER attended Columbia University. This man was and still is a CIA operative like his mother and maternal grandparents. All of his documents have been locked out of sight. He is not an American citizen .Obama is a marxist.

The leftist machine has long been embedded in the Defense Department. But through Obama has done more damage to our military than al-Qaida has done. His military evisceration plan has seen hundreds of high-ranking officials dismissed. Obama has removed our best soldiers and devastated morale.

Some Ferguson rioters are complaining they haven’t received their payments yet. They were promised $5,000 a month, if you can believe it. This rent-a-mob belonged to some group called MORE, which is a successor to ACORN. MORE is funded by George Soros. Soros is on a vendetta to destroy America.

Obama admitted that his agreement with Iran will still allow that country to manufacture nuclear weapons but that it isn’t his problem: Future presidents will have to cope with it instead.Obama goes on and admits that the Iran nuclear deal will permit Iran to develop nuclear weapons, but he doesn’t care, because the next president or presidents down the line will have to deal with it. Have you ever heard anyone as incompetent as this in the Oval Office? That statement alone would have led to impeachment if we lived in a rational society with a legitimate government.

And so on and so on and so on, but you get the picture. The one good thing, as I stated earlier, from looking at the comments, a large percentage of the “likers” are progressive trolls and that’s a good thing. Here’s a few examples:

So you want to kill and arrest Obama but you are fine with GWB sending your children off to die for Haliburton.

I haven’t seen so many looney toons since my last visit to Six Flags.

They Are All Laughing At You's photo.
Lunatic brigade. I knew there were crazies out & about, but these folks are deranged.
You people are a bunch of goddamn nuts. Hateful, assh__s, psychotic and delusional. Take your un-American spew home to your bunker and stay there til you rot.
Deborah Helms's photo.
If you’d like to express your inner troll and join their ranks, jump in. Personally, I need to take a shower.

Anna Duggar’s Siblings Want Her To Divorce Her Sexual Predator Husband

Anna & AssholeAnna Duggar (nee: Keller) has been cheated on and lied to by her scum of a husband for years, yet despite that, she’s steadfastly hung in there.

Anna was raised by parents quite similar to the Duggars. In fact, the Kellers follow the teaching of Bill Gothard, the same disgraced Religious Wrong bible thumper that the Duggars do. Gothard even officiated at Anna’s older sister, Priscilla’s wedding back in 2012. The wedding was featured on an episode of “19 Kids and Counting” but any shots of Gothard met their fate in the editor’s suite. (I guess Gothard was relegated to a “voice over.)

Like the Duggars, the Keller girls were taught that a woman’s duty is to support her husband, follow his orders and spread her legs when he’s in the mood. (I’m sure you can say “brainwashing!”) That explains her reluctance to even utter the “D” word.

Of course, the Kellers are slackers in the kids department, they only have eight. And, it seems the Kellers don’t quite have the control of their kids the way Jim-Bob and Michelle do.

The oldest Keller son, Daniel and his wife have dumped Gothard for a more liberal interpretation of Christianity and are reportedly estranged from the family. One reason might be because they committed a “sin” by adopting a child. Gothard’s sheeple don’t believe in adoption because the “sins of the parents” are passed down to the kid.

Sister Rebekah along with her husband, also toned down the religious weird a bit and as a result, relations are a bit strained. She’s just recently filed for a divorce, which I doubt, is going to improve the relationship.

Another sister, Susanna, split from the family, moved in with her boyfriend and got preggers without the ring. As with the Duggars, that’s a big NO-NO! to the Kellers.

And now, some of Anna’s siblings want to convince her to dump the douchebag.

Brother Daniel spoke out earliest against the sexual pervert. After the Ashley Madison enrollment came to light, Josh’s sister, Jessa, posted a bible quote:

If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.1 John 1:8

Daniel responded,

You have to confess and forsake your sin to have mercy. Not sin confess and repeat. Think for a min about the victims. Tell me how you would feel if someone cheated on your sister and brought so much disgrace to you and your family…I tell you who I don’t give a s#!t about is that pig she calls her husbandI told her I would go get her and her children stay w[ith] me. She said she’s staying where she’s at. But I won’t stop trying to get that pig out of our family.

Daniel also took a shot at his parents involvement. “My parents are preaching stay w[ith] him,” adding that they were more concerned about a divorce in the family than “trying to truly get josh some help and getting Anna and the kids out of there till he has gotten that help.

Anna has since moved out of the house she and Josh were living in. (That’s the good news.) She took the kids and moved in with her mother. (That’s the not-so-good-news.)

According to a report on the site, Hollywood Life, an “insider” (probably not of the Duggar or Keller clans) told them,

Daniel is leading the charge to get Anna out of her dysfunctional marriage and away from her cheating husband. He has rallied a couple of their sisters and brothers to take this opportunity to talk some sense into Anna…They want to stage a family meeting or divorce intervention and really tell Anna how they feel.

Will it work? Will she listen to reason and rationality or continue to stand by her cheating, lying hubby?

Stay tuned!

WATCH: Kim Davis Wants Special Rights For ‘Christians’ Only


When will this paragon of religious bigotry and intolerance ever leave? (Or at least go back to jail where she belongs.)

In answer to my own question, probably not until she’s no longer of use to Religious Wrong politicians and propaganda outlets like Bullshit Mtn. Speaking of which, she drug her knuckles back up the Mtn yesterday to be interviewed by the DONALD’s favorite blonde, Megyn Kelly.

Just hours before the interview, U.S. District Court Judge David Bunning rejected her request for a stay on his previous order to issue licenses to couples no matter what their sexual persuasion.

Kelly started off by asking her,

How do you think you’ve come out of it today: villain or heroine?

Being the self-righteous ‘Christian’ she is, she responded,

It just depends on if you love God or not, which side I’m on

I’m not sure which “god” she’s referring to, but he sounds like one of her own making. Romans has something to say in the matter as do several other bible verses.

Who art thou that judgest another man’s servant? to his own master he standeth or falleth. Yea, he shall be holden up: for God is able to make him stand. – Romans 14:4

Davis went on to claim,

It has never been a gay or lesbian issue for me. It has been about upholding the word of God and how God defined marriage from the very beginning of time.

Since she brought up traditional marriage as defined by the bible, let’s take a closer look at what she’s talking about.biblemarriage

(I have a sneaky suspicion, she’s never read any of those verses.)

In reference to her court loses, Kelly asked,

When the legal challenges ended up not going in your favor, many people have asked, why not just resign at that point?

Of course, Davis had a ready response.

If I resign I lose my voice. Why should I have to quit a job that I love and that I’m good at?

She neglected to mention the $80,000 a year she’d lose for sitting on her ample ass, filling out forms.

Megyn Kelly stated,

The argument on the other side is, ‘Well, if we’re going to give a religious accommodation to someone like Kim Davis then we’re going to give a religious accommodation to an untold number of people.’

She gave hypothetical examples of Catholics and Muslims wanting to claim the same religious freedoms.

Other religions have their own definitions of marriage, and their own beliefs of who can and cannot marry. The critics say, this is a slippery slope, if we’re going to bend the law or rules for one person with one set of objections, we’re going to have to do it for a bunch of people with others.

By that way of thinking, Mormons would have the right to marry multiple mates if they believed in polygamy again.  (The SCOTUS overruled Big Daddy on that one back in 1879.) Not only that, but laws against Sharia Law would be unlawful. (The joke on the Religious Wrong set is that Sharia Law and Evangelical Law are almost identical.)

Davis wasn’t having any of that. Instead, she replied

So you have millions of Christians who object to the whole same-sex marriage issue,” Davis responded. “Are their rights invalid? Are their rights not worth anything?

I seem to recall one of my PolySci professors stating that “My rights end where your nose begins.

Also, according to the Cornell University Law School, The First Amendment’s Establishment Clause  prohibits government actions that unduly favor one religion over another. It also prohibits the government from unduly preferring religion over non-religion, or non-religion over religion.

And then there’s that pesky Equal Protection Clause of the 14th amendment of the U.S. Constitution which prohibits states, or their representatives, from denying any person within their jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. In other words, the laws of a state must treat an individual in the same manner as others in similar conditions and circumstances.

In closing out the interview, Megyn asked Davis if she would discriminate against her own kids if they wanted marry someone of their own sex.

I wouldn’t allow them a marriage license. No way. I would love them because I love all people, but I would not write them a marriage license.

Stay tuned!

Duggars Add Gluttony To Their ‘Deadly Sins’

Gluttony Or Greed

(Editor’s note: If you’re not fluent in piratese, there’s some handy translations here.)

Last Saturday, (09/19/15) Krispy Kreme held their annual “Talk Like A Pirate” promotion.

Ahoy There Mateys! Friday, September 19, any buccaneer to enter a participating Krispy Kreme and talk like a pirate gets one FREE Original Glazed® doughnut. To the landlubber who dares to wear full pirate attire goes a bounty of one FREE dozen Original Glazed doughnuts.

Well, bein’ a family of freebooters, the Duggars jist couldn’t pass up on all that free swag. So, the scurvy dogs put on their best pirate hats and eye patches, hoisted the Jolly Roger and set sail to hornswaggle the local Krispy Kreme. And, shiver me timbers, the bilge suckers plundered 14 dozen K.K. delights without losin’ a single doubloon or even a piece of eight before they weighed anchor, hoisted the mizzen and headed for home port.

Avast ye, before ye start grabbin’ the cat o’ nine tails, them bein’ the god fearin’ scallywags they are, they did drop anchor long enough to drop a dozen of those thar delights to a couple with car trouble. (And took a picture so they could brag about it.) 

But, blow me down and batten down the hatches, when the news of the booty raid got out, the landlubbers started yellin’ “Hang ’em from the yardarm!”

Pirates rape and pilage, just like the Duggars. Nothing says ‘family time’ like pimping a baby for free donuts.

Isn’t gluttony one of the seven deadly sins? By my count that makes 5 achieved so far as I know… lust, greed, sloth, and pride they already mastered.

The Duggars have shown at every opportunity that they are all about greed, while at the same time, saying how wonderfully christian they are. Gluttony is a sin. It’s in the Bible.

These people are grifters. They take from others and feel entitled to, because they are christians.

Grifters gotta grift. Even if the only profit is a box o’ doughnuts.

They’ve made freeloading and grifting their raison de vivre.

Thank goodness the baby got a dozen, that free beechnut formula from ’03 was gettin’ kind of nasty!

they come in the place like a plague of locust and clean the shelves , whats left for the kids that come in after the duggars got theirs, they have no class or shame.

Duggart family motto: “Horray for us and to hell with everyone else.

Even the baby, who cannot eat doughnuts, has a box sitting on his carrier. Geez the nerve of these people! Just when you think they can’t possibly do anything dumber!

I thought liberals and minorities were the only ones that lined up for and wanted free stuff. Right wing media said so!

Each member of their family took a whole box because want to show people that God provides for Christians.

Warning signs of Duggarism: Greed; Hoarding; Me, me, me mentality; Famewhoring; Fake righteousness

Hey, a new word for my modern lexicon courtesy of the Duggars, Donuting: taking food meant for other people. Joins Duggaring (definition unnecessary)

Don’t let Josh near those donuts. He’ll fondle their holes and end up with cherry creme filling all over his fingers.


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