Wacko of the Week [11/12-11/18/17]

Once again it’s “Looney Tune Time.” (With apologies to Warner Bros.) Time to salute (middle finger only) the most outlandish, the most insane, and in some cases, the most silly, pronouncements of the week.

The “Iggy”

Every week, I cruise the digital highway, searching for the choicest filbert fantasies making the rounds. Then come Sunday, I give out the not-so-coveted Ignominy* Award [“Iggy.”] for the most outlandish bovine bowel movement of the week. (*For any teabagger types that stumbled on this, an ignominy is “a public shame or disgrace.”)

As I have previously stated, this isn’t an award for stupidity. If it was, Rump would sweep it week after week. (Although Louie “Goober” Gohmert would have given him a run this week.) This is an award for the wackiest utterances from the tinfoil toupee troupe.

So, without further ado (or adon’t) I present this week’s nominees:

As you can tell, it’s been a wild week in Wackystan, so let’s separate the “also-rans” from the real losers.

First of all, lets dump David Meade. His pronouncement is a mere retread of a previous “prophecy” of a September 24th collision. (Back to the ouija board, David!)

Next candidate for the “flush hole:” Rick Wiles! The Rickster is usually better than this. (Maybe somebody switched meds on him.) Alas, he seems to have found himself trying to heat up a cold bowl of old mold. Nazis? Killing Christians? The Nazis were and are Christian. They killed Jews and wouldn’t be adverse to knocking off a few Muslims, Blacks, Gypsies and Slavs while they’re at it.

And now, the final three in pursuite of the prized(?) peanut:

In the “Show” position: Mark Taylor. Mark’s claim to fame is that he dreamed Rump would become president. By definition, (his) that makes him a “prophet.” Unfortunately, his prognostications usually miss their mark by a couple Astronomical Units. (AU=93,000,000 miles) Mark’s been in the competition before, but this is the first time he’s make the cut, due to his explanation for the cause of Hurricanes Harvey and Irma.

People want to know where is this coming from. Well, I have the answer for you, it’s called the Illuminati, New World Order, Deep State, whatever you want to call it because they’re all part of the same team. The Lord showed me—and I know this is going to be a conspiracy theory but it’ll come out, the truth will come out one day to back this up—but the Lord showed me, Sheila, these two weather incidents with Harvey and Irma, they were manipulated and steered by man, literally.

Second Place is a double award as Liz Crokin managed to move the “Nutty Needle” twice in a week. After claiming that Democratic lobiest, Tony Podesta is a pedophile because he wears red shoes, she linked that to….well, I’ll let her explain it:

There is symbolism for red shoes in the occult and it’s also tied to satanic ritualistic abuse and the trafficking of children.

The Illuminati, the elites, they use ‘The Wizard of Oz’ to mind control child slaves. They use certain films to program children and part of the programming is having them watch these films and they also sexually abuse them and they physically abuse them because the abuse splits their personality and creates different personalities, so then they are able to program them and control them and they virtually become MK-Ultra programming.

This is a known thing. They use ‘The Wizard of Oz’ to mind control these child sex abuse victims. Well, what does Dorthy wear in ‘The Wizard of Oz’? Red shoes!

Then, later in the week, she came up with this doozy:

President Trump’s Fiji water stunt today was no question strategic! He does not usually have a special table with water on it! They put the water on the table front and center on purpose because it’s a clue. The clue is Fiji! Plus, Trump was so dramatic about the water, it’s obvious he was sending a message. Also, he knew the brain-dead MSM reporters would mock him for this leading people like me to take note and research the significance of Fiji.

So far, no explanation of the significance of Fiji from Liz or anyone!

Which brings us to this week’s winner(?), Paul Joseph Watson! Paul, if you haven’t had the displeasure, is an editor-at-large at InfoWars.

Paul’s contribution to the nut hatchery is that he applied “science” to prove that eating soy products is “turning men into pussies and making them more likely to adopt left-wing beliefs.” (OH, THE HORROR!)

According to Paul eating soy increases estrogen levels.

Men with high estrogen take on feminine traits. They find it harder to handle stress. They become less assertive. They become low energy. Their voices get higher. Their genitals shrink. They lose muscle tone.

And, the really bad new is that baby formula has soy in it.

Rather than people with already pre-existing left-wing beliefs being attracted to vegan-style tofu soy diets, we’re actually creating an army of soy boys from birth,

So, BEWARE!

Men, if you don’t want to develop a bunch of retarded beliefs about how inviting in millions of rapey migrants is a good idea, about how anyone to the right of Michael Moore is literally Hitler, about how fantastic communism is, or about how being a white male is shameful and wrong, while literally growing tits and seeing your penis shrink at the same time, when it comes to soy just say no.

I will admit that Paul won because his weird has more than a smidgen of silly built-in. And nowadays, with all the garbage going on, a bit of silly is a relief. Plus, I have a weakness for silly!

Stay tuned and have a great week. Check back next Sunday to see if your favorite filbert did something especially stupid.

Grouchy

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Wacko of the Week [11/5-11/11/17]

Welcome to Wackistan! Home of the “Holey (No, that isn’t a misspelling.) Tinfoil Toupees.”

The “Iggy”

Every week, we cruise its digital highway, searching for the choicest filbert fantasies making the rounds. (Well, we all gotta make a living one way or another.) Then come the weekend, we give out the not-so-coveted Ignominy* Award [“Iggy.”] for the most outlandish bovine bowel movement of the week. (*For any teabagger types that stumbled on this, an ignominy is “a public shame or disgrace.”)

As I wrote last week, this isn’t an award for stupidity. If it was, Rump would sweep it week after week. This is an award for the wackiest utterances from the tinfoil toupee troupe.

This week’s nominees are:

  • Hans Fiene for suggesting the massacre at the Church in Texas was God’s way of answering their prayers.
  • “Crazy Uncle” Pat Robertson for blaming the same massacre on antidepressants.
  • According to Rick Wiles. the shooting was part of Obama’s “Communist Revolution”
  • And, Alex Jones’ version says Antifa and the media had their hands dripping with blood.
  • Finally, Mark Taylor for his prognostication about death and rock-hockey breaking up the “Ex-Presidents’ Club” because they were naughty to Rump.

Three of “the usual suspects: [Robertson, Wiles & Jones], (Wasn’t that a TV western back in the 70’s?) a wanna-be: [Taylor] and a “who the hell is that?’: [Fiene]

First off, let’s dump the “also-rans”

First one down the poop chute is Mark Taylor.

Mark’s main (read that “only”) claim to fame is that a couple years ago, he dreamed Rump would win the election. Ipso facto, Mark’s a “prophet!” (Albeit, not a very profitable prophet.) Mark’s been trying to break into the “BIGS” ever since. Thing is, he just doesn’t have it!

This week’s “prophecy,” really isn’t going to help:

Two of these ex-presidents will be taken and and three will be shaken.

God is just going to take these guys home, period. He is going to remove them and it will be a sign for certain things. The other three will be shaken and I believe that two of them will run the risk of going to prison and the third one will also be shaken due to having to testify or legal issues.

He’ll probably bat .400 on this one. Bush Sr and Carter are OLD! And, not without their health concerns. As for Bush Jr, Clinton and Obama making the rock hokey team? I wouldn’t hold my breath. (Mark’s perfectly free to hold his if he so desires.)

Next up (actually, down) is Alex Jones. Alex must be exhausted from all those women he claims to bed, because his latest is L-A-M-E!

In the middle of a broadcast, Alex started talking to the dead shooter.

You got your permission from Antifa and the media to go out—yeah, your mother-in-law is there and there are a bunch of Christians and you hate them and you’re a big leftist Antifa. And you know what? You’ll kill two birds with one stone. You got permission to be a sack of crap. You’re going to go in there and kill a bunch of people.

Come on Alex! It’s “the media’s fault?” How unoriginal! And, no extra points for slipping in the Antifa. That’s the filberts’ “boogieman du jour” and WAAAAY overused! For all its impact, Alex might as well be talking to a dead man. (Oh wait! He was!)

Get your act together, Alex! Glenn Beck just may make a comeback!

Which brings us to our winners(?).

In third place, Rick Wiles for using the massacre to beat his three favorite dead horses: Lucifer, “Lord of the Hot Spot,” Commies and Barry Soetoro.

A dark, sinister entity controlled by Lucifer is behind these mass shootings. These events are not happening at random by mentally ill people. You may not realize it, but the USA is engulfed in a communist revolution. I’ve been warning about it since 2008, with the election of communist street organizer Barry Soetoro, alias Barack Hussein Obama, and I assure you he is behind all of this Resist Trump movement going on right now.

In 2nd place is everybody’s not-so-favorite crazy uncle, Pat Robertson. If for nothing else, he got extra points for originality.

I hope and pray they don’t politicize this thing and start talking about gun control and all that because it won’t be necessary.

But I do think there’s got to be a thorough investigation into the effect of antidepressants on these [inaudible]. And they’ve been so many of these mass killings and almost every one, as I said before, has had some nexus to antidepressants. So, we need to see what we are giving people.

The battle between 2nd and 1st spot was close. It boiled down to originality vs despicability. Despicability won!

Meet Hans Fiene, a Lutheran pulpit pounder. Hans also writes for “The Federalist,” a site so right-wing that it can only fly counter-clockwise. On the 6th, Hans wrote a column entitled When The Saints Of First Baptist Church Were Murdered, God Was Answering Their Prayers.

According to Hans, (and almost nobody else in the world) it’s all part of Big Daddy’s “plan,” and not a failure of “thoughts and prayers.”

It may seem, on the surface, that God was refusing to give such protection to his Texan children. But we are also praying that God would deliver us from evil eternally. Through these same words, we are asking God to deliver us out of this evil world and into his heavenly glory, where no violence, persecution, cruelty, or hatred will ever afflict us again.

So when a madman with a rifle sought to persecute the faithful at First Baptist Church on Sunday morning, he failed. Just like those who put Christ to death, and just like those who have brought violence to believers in every generation, this man only succeeded in being the means through which God delivered his children from this evil world into an eternity of righteousness and peace.

(I have the feeling that defense wouldn’t stand up in court!)

Stay tuned! We’re starting a brand new week with, I’m sure, a brand new bunch of insanity.

Grouchy

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After Church Shooting, Shoebat Demands Atheists Be Put To Death

Theodore Shoebat (or, as I not-so-lovingly call him, “Batshit”) is back in the news cycle.

Batshit, for those of you who haven’t had the displeasure, is a radical “Khristian” (As opposed to “Christian,” which he damn well aint!) militant. I’d say he was more an “Old Testament” type, except he’s closer to “Early Stone Age.”

Those of you who didn’t spend Sunday lava sking on Io, are probably aware of the horrific massacre at the First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas. Situations like that tend to draw wackos like cow patties draw flies. (Probably figure they can piggy-back the tragedy and gain some notoriety.)

Enter Teddy boy!

It seems that he read an article in the Washington Times (Not exactly a prime resource for objective, let alone unbiased, information.) that someone said Devin Kelley [the shooter] was an atheist. (Oh, the horror!) Ergo, in Batshit’s cranial cavity, all atheists hate Christians and want to kill them! Therefore, they should all be inquisitioned and executed if they don’t recant!

Sodomites and atheists need to be purged from society. Sodomites automatically need to be put to death, that’s a no-brainer because they have already committed the crime of homosexuality. Atheists, on the other hand, they need to be inquisited, bottom line. They need to be inquisited and I think that when you have atheist enclaves in society, when you have atheist strongholds in society, atheist establishments that are very influential and when you see how fanatic they are, how much they hate Christianity, how much they hate God, how much they hate the church, you really can’t tolerate people like that and those people need the death penalty.

Disclaimer: I am not “a subscriber to any of the current prevailing mythologies.” In other words, I’m an atheist! However, I have no hatred for Christians, let alone want to kill a bunch. (All of the other atheists in our secret cabal feel the same way.)  😉 In fact, most of the violence and threats of violence seem to emminate from the “true believer” bleachers, and atheists are anything but “true believers.”

Of course atheists aren’t the only people Batshit wants executed. In the past, he’s passed sentence on.

  • Hillary Clinton (Because she practices witchcraft.)
  • Muslim-hater, Pamela Geller, because she attended a “Gays for Trump” gathering. (“Gays for Trump” is akin to “Jews for Hitler.”)
  • Even Donald Trump, hisownself. because he raised a rainbow flag at a campaign stop. (That was back when “His Hairness” claimed to be the GREATEST friend of gays since Alexander the Great.)
  • Homosexuals, before they become cannibals. (I’m not quite sure I understand the connection.)
  • Sluts” who have abortions. (Seems to me that his mother could have used one.)
  • And all Chick-fil-A employees should be burned at the stake because they serve “mammon.” (I didn’t know that was on the menu, but then, I never eat at Cick-fil-A,)

Here’s a full list of people Ted wants put to death, courtesy of RationalWiki: (You’ll find all of the appropriate links there.

  • Homosexuals
  • Muslims
  • Women who receive abortions
  • Doctors who give abortions
  • Gay Priests
  • Families of ISIS
  • Victims of ISIS
  • Blasphemers
  • Satanists/Rock bands
  • Witches and Wizards
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Milo Yiannopoulos
  • Gavin McInnes
  • Everyone who works at Chick-fil-A
  • Pamela Geller
  • Donald Trump
  • Stefan Molyneux, Stephen Bannon, Bill Whittle, Jared Taylor, Richard Spencer

Stay tuned! (Batshit’s gonna be around until “The Men In White” come to get him.)

Note: When I started writing this post, I inserted a YouTube video of his rant. By the time I finished writing, YouTube had yanked the video for violation of its “hate speech rule.”

Grouchy

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Wacko of the Week [10/29-11/4/17]

American political discourse is deteriorating at an alarming rate.

What used to be considered crackpot conspiracy theories, fit only for the trash heap, are now mainstreamed by ratings (i.e. “money”)-hungry media. And, in the competition for airtime, digital coverage and the resulting inflow of Benjamins, the screwy scenarios keep getting screwier!

The “Iggy”

In recognition of this, RDTdaily has decided that ingenuity (or is that ingenscrewity?) should be rewarded. Starting today, we will be awarding the not-so-coveted Ignominy* Award (“Iggy.”) for the most outlandish filbert fantasy of the week. (*For any teabagger types that stumbled on this, an ignominy is “a public shame or disgrace.”)

This isn’t an award for stupidity. If it was, Rump would sweep it week after week. This is an award for the wackiest utterances from the tinfoil toupee troupe. Every week, we’ll be on the lookout for prime examples. Then on Sunday, we’ll announce the winner(?).

This week’s nominees are:

  • Phil Robertson for suggesting that listening to Beyonce will give you a sexually transmitted disease;
  • Zach Drew for saying that a gay Disney character means we’re “goin’ ta Hell”;
  • Rick Perry for claiming that fossil fuels help prevent sexual assaults
  • Rodney Howard Brown for his accusation that the CIA controls ISIS and vaccines are population control.

First, we’ll get rid of the “also ran:” In the runner-up position: Zach Drew!

Disney? Gay character? Perversion of youth? Going to hell? P.U.-leez! Sing me a song I haven’t heard a hundred times already.

If Zach wants to ride with the “Big Bunkos,” he’s gonna have to work on his originality!

And now, on to the chunky stuff!

THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE………..

In 3rd position: Rodney Howard Brown.

Rodney is another minor leaguer, but he has dreams. For instance, just a couple of weeks ago, he dreamed up the “fact” that Hollywood was rife with human sacrifice and cannibalism. Figuratively, I might agree with that, but literally?….That’s pushing it a bit.

But, this week, he topped (bottomed?) himself!

Our American men and women are being used as cannon fodder for the globalist agenda. We’re not in Afghanistan because we’re killing terrorists. The ISIS bases are in 49 states in America that the CIA brings them and trains them here and then ships them out to the areas of the world where they want there to be conflict. They are all trained here. Osama bin Laden worked for the CIA, so does Anderson Cooper. Work that one out.

He also spewed some BS about vaccinations being an effort by eugenicists to spread diseases and sterilize people, in an effort to control the population.

Which brings us to a couple of the aforementioned “Big Bunkos!”

In the #2 (in more ways than one) slot: Rick Perry.

As Energy Secretary, the Rickster (Or, as his base knows him, “Cuzin Ricky.”) is a petroleum pusher. While the world is winding down it’s use of fossil fuels, Cuzin Ricky has found the perfect reason to keep those oil rigs arunnin: they cut down on sexual assault!

But also from the standpoint of sexual assault. When the lights are on, when you have light that shines the righteousness, if you will, on those types of acts.

Hmmm,

  1. They haven’t helped a whole hell of a lot here in ‘Murica! Ask the victims of Weinstein, “Billo the clown” O’Reilly, Bush “the elder” and ol’ “Grabem by the pussy,” himself.
  2. Fossil fuels are “righteous?” (Does that mean they’re a kind of a black, gooey, stinky version of “holy water?”)
  3. Petroleum fumes are a lot more noxious than smoke from a wood fire. (That comment only makes sense if you’ve watched the vid.)

Which brings us to the wackiest of this week’s wackos: Phil Robertson!

Now, there are a number of ways to catch a sexually transmitted disease [STD]! However, as far as I know, aural sex isn’t one of them. But then, I’m not Phil Robertson! (Thank Darwin for small favors.)

According to the ersatz hillbilly, listening to Beyoncé will “rot your genitals off!”

And you wonder why 110 million of us have a sexually transmitted disease at any given time?

So according to God, the Center for Disease Control and me, don’t listen to that chick. She will lead you down a path into the microbe world. She’ll take you down a path you don’t want to go down.”

Boys, look out, the microbes are coming. They will rot your genitals off!

And so, for inventing a brand new way to get an STD, this week’s “Iggy” [large economy size] goes to Phil Robertson.(And, may he stick it where the sun don’t shine.)

Grouchy

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Was Las Vegas Massacre Carried Out By ‘A Gay/Lesbian Nazi Regime?

Rick Wiles is at it again with a doozy.

A week or so ago (10/13/17, to be exact) the Rickster went on his very inappropriately named “Trunews” to declare that the Las Vegas massacre was the work of “global government,” top secret “death squad!”

What we have in America is a death squad, there are multiple death squads. There is a top secret death squad operating in the United States of America and only a very small number of people at the top of the food chain, the ruling class in this country, know about the existence of this death squad. That’s what’s happening and they’re carrying out these atrocities.

I think that there is a government beyond the government that we all know about. There is a government that is higher than the U.S. government. It’s hidden, it’s secret, it rules; they have vast amounts of money that comes through illicit drug sales, pornography, human trafficking and they’re financing this super secret government. They have their own judicial system, they have their own laws for their own elite members. They’ve got killing teams. It’s very, very dangerous right now.

On the 18th, he doubled down, claiming that Henry Kissinger was involved.

Henry Kissinger is the secretary of state of the New World Order. There is a secret shadow government, it has its own infrastructure, its own courts, its own laws, its own structures, its own prisons…

(I always thought the NWO was a kayfabe faction in the old WCW.)

Anyway, according to Rick, one of the aforementioned “death squad” targets was Judge Scalia.

If they ever act like they’re the real government, the death squads will show up. Ask Judge Scalia what happens. You’ll have a pillow case put over your face and they’ll carry your body away and U.S. marshals won’t even get your body, somebody else will take your body, they’ll never call the police.

But wait! There’s more! (And, this is even doozier!)

It turns out, according to the Rickster, that the NWO is “a gay/lesbian Nazi regime.” He knows this because the Mandalay Bay security guard who encountered the shooter showed up on Ellen DeGeneres‘ show. (And, she’s a lesbian!)

We’re in a fascist Nazi police state! There will be a day that they tell law enforcement [officers] to execute your children right in front of you and they will do it.

America has become a Nazi state. The deep state is a Nazi state. That is why Campos appeared on a daytime talk show hosted by a fast-talking, dancing comedienne, and, let me add, a lesbian, because this Nazi regime is a gay/lesbian Nazi regime, just like Nazis in Hitler’s day. Hitler was a bisexual, the top Nazi leaders of the Nazi party were homosexuals. The Nazi takeover of Germany was a militant homosexual fascist takeover; that is what is taking place in America today.

(Sorry, I just can’t think of a snark nearly as hilarious as the preceding.)

Stay tuned. (I’m sure there’s a steady stream of stupid still to come.)

Grouchy

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Jim Bakker: Mock Me And You’ll Answer To God

Jim Bakker, the self-anointed profit, (Yes, that’s the correct word when it comes to Jimbo.) is upset that some people consider him a con artist and/or a joke! And, some people (such as yours truly) have a hell of a lot lower opinion of him.

For those of you just back from wind surfing on Neptune, a bit of background may be in order.

While serving time at the Iron Bar Inn for various offenses including fraud, Jimbo dreamed up a new scam: Survival Food.

Now, in order to sell survival food, there has to be something to survive. So, Jimbo became a “Khristian” (As opposed to “Christian.”) End Times preacher. His programs are full of prophecies of doom and worse.

Here’s where the propheting for profit comes in, and it goes something like this:

There’s only one itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, little spanner in the works. None of this has happened or is happening! (Other than Ringling Brothers closing because the circus wasn’t drawing flies.)

  • No Muslim take over.
  • No big Blue State earthquakes. (A couple monster hurricanes ravaging Red States, though.)
  • If the Apocalypse is on, when was the rapture? (Did Jimbo and the gang miss the rocket ship?)
  • As for the “hellish 42 months?” Well, Rump is still squatting in the Oval Office, so we’ll have to see on that one.

The thing is, people are noticing that Jimbo’s batting average wouldn’t get him on a T-ball team and we’re letting other people know.

Well, Jimbo’s had it and he’s gotten Big Daddy (or whoever the voice in his head is) on his side as well!

When God says something to you, you don’t always know the exact time it’s going to happen. [So] stop beating up the prophets because God says, ‘Woe unto you when you beat up on the prophets.’

God is speaking to his people. The only ones who probably aren’t talking to God these days are mean people in America, people who just are anti-Christ.

If you don’t want to hear it, just shut me off. Especially you folks that monitor me every day to try to destroy me. Just go away. You don’t have to be there, you don’t have to hear it. But one day, you’re going to shake your fist in God’s face and you’re going to say, ‘God, why didn’t you warn me?’ And He’s going say, ‘You sat there and you made fun of Jim Bakker all those years. I warned you but you didn’t listen.’

Earth to Jimbo: Here’s what Big Daddy really said about you. It’s from Ezekiel 13:9:

My hand will be against the prophets who see false visions and utter lying divinations.

Grouchy

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Nutcake: Las Vegas Massacre Was An ISIS Operation

Wayne Allyn Root is lying again! (Or, is that “still lying?”) Now he’s claiming that the murder of 59 concert go’ers was an ISIS operation.

For those of you not familiar with this particular troglodyte, Wayne Allyn was the Libertarian candidate for Veep, back in ’08. Nowadays, he pontificates for several journalistic jewels as “Townhall” and “The Moonie Times.”

Root is a Rump smoocher! (Right cheek only. He wouldn’t be caught dead having anything to do with the left.) This is the filbert who once declared that having Trump as president was equivalent of having a lusty wife that loves to do the horizontal tango seven days a week,

In the past, he’s also regaled us with his wisdom on

  • Getting involved with feminist type females. (It seems they have a predilection for chopping off your pee-pee.)
  • Liberals being mentally ill. (We’re out of our minds and we’re headed for civil war.)
  • His gift of prophecy. It seems he correctly predicted “100 out of 100” things including the Mexico City earthquake. (Of course, he made this claim after the earthquake.)
  • The need for conservatives to hire special forces operatives who “have killed people” to destroy liberal groups. (Good ol’ 2nd Amendment solution!)

The list goes on, but you get the idea.

I’ll say one thing for the Rootster, he tries to keep current. (Keeps the old donations flowing in, don’tcha know!)

Lately, the hottest action has been the Las Vegas Massacre. Every conspiracy nutball has dreamed up his own “nefarious plot” in the battle for the Benjamins. (You didn’t think they all do this as a public service did you?)

And, credit where credit is due. Root’s come up with one of the better (It resonates well with the “tinfoil toupee” crowd.) and nuttier. (It makes absolutely no sense.)

ISIS, their fingerprints were all over this thing. This is what I said from the first second and GQ and the Washington Post and Slate magazine and Time magazine and 20 others tried to destroy me and wipe my career off the face of the earth. It really didn’t matter—I gave them the middle finger and told them to go screw themselves because I don’t care what they think.”

That was on his program on Tuesday, [10/10/18]. Of course, he didn’t have a damn bit of proof of his ISIS claim, but what’s that got to do with it?

Anyway, he was just getting started.

I have nothing to worry about so I laugh in their liberal commie faces, their liberal commie Muslim-sympathizer faces. “Screw you! Come and get me. Screw you.

Don’tcha love it when they try to toss a bunch of their “insults” in a bag even though those insults do not work well together? (I’m surprised he didn’t use “socialist-fascist.”)

They tried to destroy me and if it turns out to be ISIS, you better all lawyer up because we’re coming after you with the best lawyer gunslingers in the world. I’ll be hiring Donald Trump’s lawyers to come after you and destroy you. I will own the Washington Post [for] the way you tried to slander me when all I did was report the truth.

Root seems to be a bit confused. (Whodathunkit?) First he says he’going get “the best lawyer gunslingers in the world.” Then he goes on to say “I’ll be hiring Donald Trump’s lawyers.” Earth to the Rootster: From all indications so far, “the best lawyer gunslingers” and “Trump’s lawyers” are at opposite ends of the spectrum.

Stay tuned!

Grouchy

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Wingnut Outraged About Gay Couple On Star Trek

A gay couple on Star Trek? Oh the HORROR!!!

Evidently, that’s what’s on the menu in the new “Star Trek: Discovery(Quick disclaimer: I haven’t had the chance to watch the series yet, but I’ll catch up with it this evening.)

Homophobic troglodytes are outraged! At least one of them, anyway. Some dude named Peter LaBarbera, president of a group called “Americans for Truth About Homosexuality.”

A bit of background:

What are “the truths” about homosexuality? (h/t to RationalWiki for conveniently listing them.)

  • The biggest truth is that gays can be converted to straights by God’s love…Of course, it does not matter that the newly “straight” people are depressed, living lies, and even sometimes suicidal.
  • Gays are out to take over the world…The homo-facism must be stopped — they are teaching our children to respect each other regardless of things like who they love.
  • Gays are always invading schools, the centerpiece of their homosexual indoctrination scheme.
  • That we need your donation to do our good work.
  • That the gays are invading our churches, turning good churches into “sin-loving churches.”
  • That they are invading our politics. There are now three openly gay members of Congress. And you need to learn how to spot the gay in politics. Buy our book and we will tell you how.
  • That your taxes subsidize the Homosexual Agenda

(Oh, and the Southern Poverty Law Center has named “Americans for Truth About Homosexuality” a Hate Group.)

Now that the back has been grounded, on with the subject of today’s rant.

Last week, [9/26/17] LaBarbera went on VCY America to piss and moan about the Star Trek situation.

The homosexual activists are never satisfied, they always want more, more, more.

Actually, all they really want is to love and marry whoever they choose and to have the same rights and protections as the “straight” community!

We have yet to see an ex-gay, a former homosexual prominently portrayed in Hollywood.

That might be because there is no such animal as an ex-gay. There are homosexuals who no longer paractice homosexuality, but if you’re gay, you’re gay till the day you die! Homosexuality is NOT medical or mental! It’s more genetic in nature

I guess all we can do is not watch Star Trek. This sort of propaganda and political correctness is why Trump won in the first place.

From mounting evidence it’s looking like Trumps election had a hell of a lot more to do with criminal interference than “political correctness.”

Remember, the other side never stops fighting. There is a battle between good and evil in this country.

He got the “good and evil” part right, it’s just that he gets the sides mixed up.

But, the Star Trek rant was just part of LaBarbera’s message. He also urged his fellow troglodytes to put pressure on politicians to enforce Rump’s ban on transgenders in the military.

And, he wants the “very, very dangerousEquality Act killed because, if passed, it “would make it easier for homosexual activists and liberal attorneys to persecute people of faith for opposing this juggernaut which calls itself ‘gay.’

Stay tumed!

Grouchy

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Wingnut: ‘Every NFL Stadium Is A FEMA Camp In Hiding’

NFL Stadiums are FEMA camps???

Just when you think the troglodyte insanity has reached its maximum, the idea becomes obsolete in a couple of days.

But then, this is the “Age of Trump.” (Or, as I not so affectionately refer to him, “Rump!”)

Case in point: A few days ago I wrote a post on one of the most insane conspiracy theories I’ve ever run across: That the national anthem protests were a Communist (Remember them?) plot orchestrated by none other than Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

A mere three days later, I stumbled on this little gem.

Now, the FEMA camp nonsense has been around for a while. It usually rears its grotesque visage when there’s a Dem in the Oval Office. However, this FEMA conspiracy is so “out there” it’s almost interplanetary. (Emanates from “Planet Whacko,” no doubt.)

Evidently, (but without any evidence) while they’re waiting to become FEMA camps, the stadiums are actively involved in brainwashing the game attendees. And watching your team on TV won’t keep you safe, TVs transmit the hypnosis waves (Alpha, gamma, theta, and delta waves, if you didn’t know.) right into your living room.

Confused? Cause I sure as hell am! (However, that would explain Bullshit Mtn viewers.)

Ya know, I think I’ll just let Sheila Zilinsky tell the tale. After all, she’s the one that forgot wear her tinfoil toupee.

I told you the NFL was out of the bowels of hell and nothing more than a propaganda machine, with mindless sheep who are brainwashed every night of the week with the alpha, gamma, theta waves, the delta waves lulling people into trances, slipping people into mass hypnosis. That’s declassified, folks. High-level mind control projects have been exposed, it’s on record. TV, that noise box, is the most disgusting invention ever made.

I think the NFL is pure evil. It’s anti-Christian, anti-family, anti-patriot, anti-constitutional, anti-gun, anti-American for sure.

These new NFL policies are straight out of the Pol Pot regime. In some stadiums, women can’t even enter into the same entrance as men and children. Talk about your FEMA camp training. That’s right, the NFL is an extension of the TSA, the DHS, the globalist agenda and FEMA.

Every NFL stadium is a FEMA camp in hiding. The American public is being conditioned to the fact that the state owns your body and your freedoms … The NFL stadiums are going to be staging areas for martial law and it’s all a part of the conditioning process.

Stay tuned!

Grouchy

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Buy Jim Bakker’s Food Buckets or Answer to God!

You can take the man out of the con, but you can’t take the con out of the man! Case in point: Jim Bakker!

(QUICK DISCLAIMER: Back in the old P.T.L. [“People That Love”, or more appropriately, “Pass The Loot.”] days, I used to watch Jimbo’s show once in a while. Not for Jimbo, but for his wife, Tammy Faye. She was sooo “out there” she was a riot to watch. Sadly, Tammy Faye is gone and the new Tammy Faye clone just doesn’t have that zing!)

Back to the regularly scheduled rant!

After a multi-year vacation at “Club Fed,” it didn’t take convicted con artist, Jim Bakker, very long to slither back into his old habits.

He’s back with his own program, the narcissistically named  “Jim Bakker Show.” This time, instead of waaaaaay overselling time shares in a Khristian theme park, [“Heritage U.S.A.”] he’s opened up a new boulevard to the “Benjamins.”

You see, when Jimbo was in the slammer, he found “GOD!!!” The old guy turned out to be a dude three cells down. (OK, I made that one up!) What he found was a better con.

One of the main things that got him into hot water last time was that he was taking people’s money and not giving them anything for it. This time around he would give them something tangible for their money. Like food! But, it would have to be something special that Safeway, Kroger or Winco doesn’t stock and there would have to be perceived need.

EUREKA! Create the “need” by pitching a lot of “End-of-Days” nonsense, and link it to the need for “survival food.”

The rubes will buy it. It’s been proven countless times that they’ll buy bullshit by the barrel! (Speaking of Hair Fuhrer……)

From all indications, it’s working out quite well. He likes to have guests that “prophecy” coming calamities like mythical planets colliding with the earth or nuclear war because “gay marriage.”

But, it looks like it’s not enough for Jimbo. (Is it ever?) He seems to be “blessed” with the need for greed.

On his show on Friday, his guest, John Shorey, another “End Times Profit” (Yes, “profit” is spelled correctly.) pitched in to boost sales. Speaking to those with more bucks than brains, he suggested if they “have the means to buy 100 buckets of food” to “buy 100 buckets of food” and give them to churches.

But, 100 buckets is “chump change,” Jimbo wants the big bucks.

Do a million dollars worth of food, I’m serious. If they’re rich, their money is going [away] anyway, John. It’s not going to be worth anything. The crash is coming, so why not sow it into the Lord?

Shorey took the baton and ran with it.

The Bible says that our riches will be a witness against us. When the time comes that you’ve left money in the bank that could have been used to help people, to help feed people and all you did is you just kept all your riches for yourself, it will be a witness against you. You will stand before God and he will say, ‘Why didn’t you do more to help the needy?’

(I’m all for “helping the needy!” Just not really into “helping the greedy!”)

Stay tuned!

Grouchy

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